CAPTAIN'S LOG
16. Battle over a board: CHESS MATCH
37. Semester-long writing assignment: TERM PAPER - never had to do one
ACROSS:
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CAPTAIN'S LOG
16. Battle over a board: CHESS MATCH
37. Semester-long writing assignment: TERM PAPER - never had to do one
ACROSS:
Theme: Bad intentions.
Constructor Ricky J. Sirois reveals a tendency to see the bad in everything. Perfectly innocent English phrases are reinterpreted as dastardly designs.
The theme clues and answers, all Across, are:
17. Devious ploy to swap fries for a salad?: SIDE HUSTLE. There's nothing bad about having a side hustle, an activity that brings in extra income beside your regular job. But here, someone is hurrying or misleading the owner of a side dish of tasty French fries to give them up in exchange for a boring salad. Or is it the other way around?
26. Devious ploy to obtain a beefeater's headgear?: HAT TRICK. A hat trick is usually a good thing: it means repeating a positive feat (perhaps scoring a goal) three times, within a limited period. But here, someone is scheming to get a Yeoman Warder's hat through trickery.
36. Devious ploy to swipe someone's crayons?: COLOR SCHEME. Color schemes are used to create pleasing interior spaces, beautiful gardens, and festive celebrations. But here, a heartless scoundrel conceives a plan to steal crayons.
51. Devious ploy to put on a bogus open mic night?: COMIC CON. At an open mic(rophone) night, you might be excited to try out your comic routine on a live audience. But what if it's not a legitimate open mic night? The whole thing might be a con -- a ruse, a shake down, a total ripoff.
60. Devious ploy to get down?: PILLOW SHAM. It's not a bad thing to put pillows in decorative shams. A sham is just a fancy pillow case that fully covers a pillow, making it handy for an occasional backrest in bed, or other supportive purpose. But imagine that someone only wants the natural down filling in your pillow, and is willing to use deception to get it from you. Chicanery! Duplicity!
Finding five examples of phrases that might be repurposed this way is impressive. Fitting them symmetrically into a crossword puzzle is amazing.
And now, the less devious clues!
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| The Liberty Bell on display in Philadelphia. |
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| Crossword favorite Issa Rae in Leimert Park, Los Angeles. |
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| Val Kilmer in 2005 |
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| The Village People released the song YMCA in 1978. |
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| Tevye and his family leave their village after a pogrom. |
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| Ali Wong in Beef |
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| 2025 Cadillac Escalade IQ is all-electric. |
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| Russ Feingold |
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| Nadiya Husain on The Great British Baking Show |
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| Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny |
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| votive and tealight candles |
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| Martini & Rossi vermouth |
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| Lon Chaney, Sr. |
Osterizers
17A. *Noisy yard implement: LEAF BLOWER. We have a lot of trees on our yard, and we use a LEAF BLOWER to collect them and blow them onto a tarp, which we drag to the back of our lot for composting. We use a RYOBI leaf blower. This looks like a better one ...
51A. *Hobnob (with): RUB ELBOWS. Yep -- the pigeons agree ...
Here's the grid ...
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| Sultan Qaboos Grand Mosque Muscat, Sultanate of Oman |
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| Professor James Moriarty |
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| Meat filled BAO |
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| via I 65 3h 3m (176 mi) |
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| Simba |
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| A Beginner's Guide to Tai Chi |
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Even on the mat, a Greco-Roman wrestler must still find ways to turn his opponent's shoulders to the mat for a fall without using the legs. |
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| Lisa Bonet |
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| The Tower of Babel Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1563 |