Splnyter stepping for our Sunday Bloggess C.C., who takes the honor of being today's constructor. I usually skip Sunday's puzzle and work on my Wed blog, but it was a JazzB week, so here we are. My solve had lots of "well, it fits, but it's wrong" answers ⁽⁺⁾ today. No circles, a fair number of names, a balanced spread of 3-, 4-, 5- and 6-letter words, 88 squares ( if my math is correct ) of theme fill - but - they're 'missing' the "L" and "A" from in-the-vernacular phrases, leading to some humorous, unique fill. The themers, and the reveal in the final Across;
23A. *Ensemble for finals week?: (LA)TEST FASHION
28A. *Slug made from an old can?: (LA)TIN QUARTER
58A. *Christmas tree in an atelier?: ARTISTIC F(LA)IR
83A. *Courses full of twists and turns?: (LA)MAZE CLASSES - birthing technique
110A. *Organizer for a nail tech?: MANI(LA) FOLDER
119A. *Treadmill setting for a Roman emperor?: CAESARS PA(LA)CE
32D. *Pride of a jacked security guard?: ANTI-THEFT A(LA)RM
43D. *Thanksgiving stuffing dishes that aren't up to snuff?: SA(LA)D DRESSINGS
130. Mardi Gras city nickname, and an apt description of the answers to the starred clues: NOLA - New Orleans, LouisianA, "The Big Easy" ( the 'other' theme title ) or, parsed for the theme, "No L A"
And "L A" We Go~!
ACROSS:
1. Layer outside the germ: BRAN - I do the DOWN clues first; I had B - - N to start
5. Like a perennial: HARDY - durable - they keep coming back~!
10. LAPD alerts: APBs - No LA~! #1
14. No. 1 pals: BFFs - Text-speak, Best Friends Forever
18. Sacred flower in Buddhism: LOTUS
I'll take this Lotus - the Turbo Esprit
20. In the know: AWARE - toyed with ALERT⁽⁺⁾ because this cluster was a bit messy with wrong fill
21. Helpful hint: CLUE
22. Ontario lake: ERIE
25. Purple boba tea flavor: TARO
26. Roof overhang: EAVE
27. Hit lists: TOP TENS
30. Playing surface that favors topspin: CLAY - I so wanted FELT here, as in pool tables
33. Video camera button: RECord - I am making a table for my brother for Christmas, and I am thinking about shooting a video of the process - I bought this thing for holding my phone:
34. Bro or stepbro: SIBling
36. Total score: TALLY
37. "Mulan" invader: HUN
38. Maker of off-road vehicles: TONKA - HONDA⁽⁺⁾ fit, and a good 60% correct, but Bzzzt
40. Guitar licks: RIFFS - I am very familiar with this concept - it's good to go back to songs that were once difficult for me to play and now find easier from practice and learning scales
42. Runner-up: LOSER
46. Visiting the area: IN TOWN - I had planned to drive to Cincinnati, OH at the end of the month for the 25th anniversary of "The Golem", the made-for-TV movie I worked on, but now I'm told it's just a showing in a theater - no cast or crew were invited to attend - 12hrs is a long way to drive to sit in a cinema.
48. Mall pizza chain: SBARRO
50. Striped stone: AGATE
51. Egyptair hub city: CAIRO
52. David of "ABC World News Tonight": MUIR - filled via perps
54. LED component: DIODE - Light-Emitting, that is
57. Focalin target, briefly: ADHD - no clue, had ADHG via crossings
61. Greeting to a mate: G'DAY - an Aussie, mate~!
62. Genetic material: DNA
63. Application in some massages: HOT OIL - the subject of massages came up at the gym last week; they are offered in my club, but I have never actually HAD a massage - perhaps I should treat myself this Christmas
64. Creole chef Chase: LEAH - again, filled via perps; more here
66. Holds nothing back: LETS RIP
69. Course track for a future JD: PRE-LAW - "JD" being a learning moment for me - the Wiki
71. Falcons city: ATLANTA - their NFL team
74. Marathon setting: GREECE - I had AVENUE - but this is the city, not the run
75. Person who calls the shots: REFEREE - meh~?
77. Quindim ingredient: YOLK - with YOL -, I WAGed the "K"
78. Kale and cabbage: GREENS
80. Traditional mo. for a Bavarian beer festival: OCTober - happening NOW
81. Sultry growl: RAWR - I recall having this fill just recently, and not too many people cared for it
87. Make airtight: SEAL
89. Strip in the kitchen: STEAK - with - 24D. Cook wear?: APRON - cute misdirections
How's that for an apron - care for some (un)dressing with that salad~?
91. Parks of Alabama: ROSA
92. Crocheted mat: DOILY
93. "Snowfall" actor Damson __: IDRIS - my final fill; good to see an alternative to "ELBA"
95. Like most awards: ANNUAL
97. Mount __: Washington estate: VERNON - my gym is located in Vernon, CT . . .
98. Arizona State's city: TEMPE - my ex is located in Arizona . . .
99. Some choral singers: ALTOs - and my voice is located in the baritone range.
100. Harsh: ACRID
103. Classic muscle car: GTO - "Goat" - here's where the name G T O comes from
104. Doll with neon hair: TROLL
106. Dorm VIPs: RAs - Resident Assistants
108. Hack (off): LOP
109. Secondhand: USED
114. Tofu nutrient: PROTEIN - I have "plateaued" at the gym; my trainer has now dropped my calorie intake to 1900/day, with 30-35% Protein, 30-40% Carbs, and 25-35% Fat
117. 50-50: EVEN
118. Persian greeting?: MEOW - Persian, the cat, that is
123. Religious subgroup: SECT
124. Bend at a barre: PLIE
125. Minor key?: ISLET - Minor = small :: Key = island
126. Underground worker: MINER - the "other" MINOR
It's the key of "B sharp"
127. Inquires: ASKS
128. Straight people, casually: HETS - Clunky, sorta meh; Heterosexuals - don't usually hear it spoken
129. Love, in arias: AMORE
DOWN:
1. Club alternative: BLT - sa'miches
2. Eggs in ikura sushi: ROE
3. Tags on social media: ATS - more commonly "@"s
4. Like some brownies: NUTTY - I like my PB chunky, but not my brownies
5. Light a fire under: HASTEN - ah. Not IGNITE⁽⁺⁾
6. "Doggone it!": "AW HECK~!"
7. Desert rarity: RAIN
8. Smeltery waste: DROSS - SLAG was too short
9. Currency at pachinko parlors: YEN - in retrospect, this makes sense
11. Nursery nutrients: PLANT FOOD; the set of 8- & 9-letter down fills; 14D. Poses done in a taproom: BEER YOGA; 82D. "Happens to everyone": "WE ALL DO IT"; 88D. Some light cosmetics: LIP TINTS
12. Head-to-toe garments: BURQAS - I had the "K", not the "Q" at first
13. Han River capital: SEOUL
15. Campus group: FRAT - Not ROTC⁽⁺⁾
16. __-second rule: FIVE - I frequently adhere to this phenomenon, despite what Mythbusters proved
The Five-Second Rule tested
17. Oracle: SEER
19. OAK alternative: SFO - I was stumped by this - I am not West coast, so I did not recognize the airport codes of California's Bay Area tarmacs - and now there's controversy . . .
28. Classic Ford: T-BIRD - I had the less-than-classic, but still way-cool, 1986 Turbo Coupe
29. Ristorante menu preposition: ALLA - penne ALLA vodka, e.g.
30. Spanish girl: CHICA
31. Like some eclipses: LUNAR - Not TOTAL⁽⁺⁾
35. Fund that might grow for decades: IRA
38. Like some rear admirals: TWO-STAR
39. "Yeah, right!": "AS IF~!"
Wayne's World
41. Heebie-jeebies: FRIGHT - not CREEPS⁽⁺⁾
44. Sharing a cultural identity: ETHNIC
45. Orangutan: RED APE - I tried BIG APE⁽⁺⁾
47. Warbler lookalike: ORIOLE
49. Scouring brand: BRILLO
52. Wii Sports avatar: Mii - how you appear in the game; this is my Facebook Avatar
53. Golden State sch.: UCLA - No LA~! #2
55. Lentil dish: DAL
56. Product that may reduce dark circles: EYE GEL
59. Castle structures: TOWERS - I loves me a castle, especially with towers
60. Domain: REALM - Not ARENA⁽⁺⁾
65. Capital city in Anatolia: ANKARA
67. Like new tires: TREADED - But what about F1 racing~?
68. Motion detector, e.g.: SENSOR
69. Toast at a Bavarian beer festival: PROSIT - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - crossing IDRIS, a bit of a Natick
70. Go back: RECEDE - Not RETURN⁽⁺⁾
72. Ruthless ruler: TYRANT - Not DESPOT⁽⁺⁾
73. Forever and a day: AGES - Not EONS⁽⁺⁾
76. Put away: EAT
79. TV pioneer: RCA
84. French novelist Émile: ZOLA - seen this name in Crosswords before
85. Cotija-covered corn: ELOTE - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
86. Council of clerics: SYNOD
90. Bouillon brand: KNORR - they make sides dishes in bags, too
94. Feudal laborer: SERF
96. Miss. home: USA - I was not fooled by this, but I did hesitate - Mississippi is in the US of A
97. Deadly snake: VIPER - not ADDER⁽⁺⁾
99. Gene arising from mutation: ALLELE
101. End-of-game pitcher: CLOSER - Not RELIEF⁽⁺⁾
102. Revolve: ROTATE
105. Extra pep: OOMPH
107. Twitch: SPASM - I had a SPASM in my last puzzle blog
109. Let fall, as hair: UNPIN
That's a BIG PIN
110. Steep-sided plateau: MESA
111. Urban rtes.: AVEs
112. Giraffe feature: NECK
They're "necking"
113. Fleecy mamas: EWES
"Youse" got to check out this mama in fleece-lined tights~!
All
rise. The court is now in session, the Questionable Judge RustyBrain
presiding - because sumdaze is in jail. Just kidding! She's actually out
on bail.
It's the trial of the century! Well, not quite,
but when our boss, C.C., and our own Irish Miss collude, it's big news.
In looking over the court documents, I see that that they have
conspired over two dozen times in the past. I find them guilty of being
habitual cruciverbalists!
The opening statement is the revealer:
37. Proceeding that may follow a subpoena, and what the ends of 16-, 23-, 46-, and 59-Across can make?: COURT APPEARANCE. Each of the following themers ends in a word that can be found in a courtroom.
16. Spot to paste a URL in a browser window: ADDRESS BAR. The BAR is the railing or barrier that separates the public area from the space
reserved for judges, lawyers, and court officials.
23. Holds firm against opposition: TAKES A STAND. The witness STAND is the location in a courtroom where a witness gives testimony. A witness called to testify is said to "take the stand."
46. Hall of Fame catcher who won two World Series with the Cincinnati Reds: JOHNNY BENCH. The judge's raised platform when presiding over a court is called the BENCH.
59. Place for oils and watercolors: ART GALLERY. The GALLERY refers to the public area in a courtroom where onlookers, citizens, and the media can observe court proceedings.
So,
we have order in the court. All these answers are common phrases that
match their clues. I also appreciate that the name-calling was kept to a
minimum, or else I'd have to declare a mistrial.
Let's see how the case unfolded:
Across:
1. "That's tragic": SO SAD. Too bad, SO SAD.
6. Bridal gown material: LACE. Also available in leather.
10. City ride with a sign on top: CAB.
13. Ingredient in pepper pot soup: TRIPE. Campbell's discontinued Pepper Pot soup in 2010. Now it's hard to find a load of TRIPE.
14. Love, in telenovelas: AMOR.
15. Temporary calm: LULL. I've been in the eye of a hurricane.
After an hour's LULL with clear blue sky directly overhead, it struck
again, except blowing in the opposite direction. Trees that were bent
one way snapped as the storm wrenched them back the other way.
16. [theme]
18. Et __: and others: ALIA.
19. Extra charges: FEES. I hate hidden FEES. Especially in the travel industry, with flights and hotels being the worst.
20. Épée handle: HILT. Finally an épée clue where it's not the answer!
21. Colorado ski town: ASPEN.
22. 48 hrs. before Sun.: FRI. Another cool way to clue a common answer.
23. [theme]
25. Lose traction: SKID.
27. Tree gunk: SAP. SAP from various trees has many uses: in
foods, medicine and even sealants. Here's a cup Mrs. RightBrain gave me
to use when collecting it:
28. "Challenge accepted!": IT'S ON.
30. Colombian city: CALI.
33. Told a whopper: LIED. In our courtroom today, it would be perjury.
37. [theme]
40. Leg joint: KNEE. I prefer wing joints - like this one in Pompano Beach, FL that I've been going to for 45 years.
41. Raised, as horses: BRED.
42. Cast member: ACTOR. Cast member: LEG JOINT.
43. Internet dial-up pioneer: AOL. America On-Line, I think. It's been forever.
45. Tech support caller: USER. TASS support caller: USSR.
46. [theme]
52. Clumsy fellow: OAF. Someone who says, "Oof," a lot.
55. Cropped up: AROSE. Cropped out: ERASE
56. Kapoor of "Slumdog Millionaire": ANIL. I could picture his face, but not his name. So I phoned a friend.
57. Openly declare: AVER.
58. Hornet, for one: WASP. Both are of the genus vespa, hence the sign they put up while building a nest in my garage.
59. [theme]
61. Blues singer James: ETTA. Finally squeezed in an album cover. Phew!
62. EverQuest monster: OGRE. EverQuest is a 3D fantasy-themed massively multiplayer online role-playing game. Your basic MMORPG.
63. Spine-chilling: EERIE.
64. __ Moines River: DES. From the French meaning "The Moines." Actually, I don't speak French. But the name probably doesn't mean "of the monks," and likely came from a Native American word, "Moingona," which referred to the local
Illinois tribe and their path around the rapids.
65. Topple (over): KEEL. Usually a bad sign when the KEEL is over the topple.
66. Daisylike flower: ASTER.
Down:
1. Office crew: STAFF. Also available on office polos.
2. Cry from a judge: ORDER. Part of today's courtroom drama!
3. Tangential topic: SIDE ISSUE.
4. Car loan figs.: APRS. Annual Percentage Rate$
5. Poor grade: DEE.
6. Corrective eye surgery: LASIK.
7. Meander along: AMBLE.
8. Paint applications: COATS. And here's a COAT of paint:
9. Miss the mark, maybe: ERR. This is wrong.
10. Mea __: acknowledgment of fault: CULPA. OK, you got me. ERR is right?
11. Out of this world?: ALIEN.
12. Lacking seasoning: BLAND. Also a bad name for a new restaurant.
15. The cellar, in sports: LAST PLACE. Funny, this is the first place I'd go for sports.
17. Fish prized for its roe: SHAD.
21. Happy __ clam: AS A.
23. Add color to: TINT.
24. Angkor Wat's continent: ASIA. Angkor Wat is a Hindu-Buddhist temple complex in Cambodia that is famous for being the world's largest religious monument.
26. Pampering spot known as jjimjilbang: KOREAN SPA. Unknown but inferable.
28. "Gross!": ICK. This clue is yucky.
29. Huge amount: TON.
30. EMS skill: CPR. Emergency Medical Services (EMS) are trained in Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR).
31. Primate with no tail: APE. SO SAD that he had no tale to tell.
32. Took the reins: LED. Took the vows - this lucky mare has been LED by the reins to the altar! Good thing she bought a copy of Modern Bridal.
34. Social butterfly's opposite: INTROVERT.
35. __-conscious: green-minded: ECO. "Green-minded" used to mean jealous.
36. German article: DER. I read a German article once, and the only word I knew was "DER."
38. With skill: ABLY.
39. Poison ivy reaction: RASH.
44. Lowest roll on a die: ONE.
45. School near Sunset Blvd.: UCLA. The University of California,
Los Angeles chose Bruins as the team mascot because "Golden Bear" was
already taken by Cal Berkley.
46. Talked and talked: JAWED. ORATE?
47. Speak in public: ORATE. JAWED?
48. Party planners: HOSTS.
49. Flat-bottomed boat: BARGE. I hate when they BARGE in like this.
50. Between, in French: ENTRE. Not to be confused your main meal or with entrez-vous which is "come in" in French.
51. Hawthorne of "The Madness of King George": NIGEL. New to me but not to Brits. He was knighted in 1999.
53. Eagle's nest: AERIE.
54. Doughnut cooker: FRYER.
57. Hoppy brews: ALES. A hare of the dog?
59. Hunky-dory: AOK. The term "hunky dory" is widely
believed to have originated from the Japanese phrase honcho dori
("main
street"). When American sailors got disoriented (no pun intended) in
town and found the main street that led back to port, they knew
everything would be AOK.