15. Ancient Egypt's "plant of immortality": ALOE VERA - The plant was presented as a sacred gift at the burials of pharaohs and placed inside tombs to accompany rulers into the afterlife. Heck, all we want is some relief from a sunburn!
16. How donburi is served: ON RICE.
17. Parent who seems to do it all: SUPER MOM.
18. Umami-rich snack: TEA EGG - A TEA EGG is a Chinese savory food commonly sold as a snack, in which a boiled egg is cracked slightly and then boiled again in tea, and sauce or spices.
19. Audrey Tautou film: AMELIE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
20. Admits: SEES IN - This is a hoot!
22. RSVP part: SIL.
23. Chaps whose business is picking up?: BUSMEN - A very famous one from 50's TV
24. Habitat for some gnomes: LAWN.
26. Groups with routine practice sessions: DANCE CREWS.
30. "Over there," in Portuguese: ALI - "Vá ficar ALI" (Go stand over there)
31. Small bluff: CRAG.
32. Dough: MOOLAH.
33. Billboard entries: SINGLES 😀 Here is the top of Billboard's Hot 100 SINGLES on April 12, 1964.
35. "Tell the truth!": DON'T LIE.
36. Proceeds without a pause: SEGUES 😀 - Nobody did them better!
37. Common tamale ingredient: LARD - It's not labelled below, but I think you can see it in the little black pan.
38. "__ help!": IT'D.
39. Ephemeral post, colloquially: INSTASTORY - INSTAGRAM STORIES are said to disappear after 24 hours but does anything really disappear from the web?
41. Terrarium growth: MOSS.
42. Pen: ENCAGE.
43. Go unused: SIT.
44. Porowski of "Queer Eye": ANTONI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
45. Place to enter a security code: PIN PAD.
48. Jumped out of one's skin?: MOLTED 😀 - Two weeks ago, August Miller gave us 6. Drop down?: MOLT
50. What files can help with: NAIL CARE.
52. Preferring platonic connections, for short: ARO ACE.
53. University founded by Booker T. Washington: TUSKEGEE.
54. Reacts to a riot, say: LAUGHS 😀
55. "Sure, hon": OKAY DEAR.
Down:
1. Isabel Allende's "La __ de los espíritus": CASA - Even I could see this translates to The House Of The Spirits.
2. Grad: ALUM.
3. Means of access for some watering holes: ROPE SWINGS - A lot of the images were violent fails!
4. Attract: REEL IN.
5. "Complicated" singer Lavigne: AVRIL.
6. Part of a viral load?: MEME - If an internet posting goes viral, it can become a MEME
7. Maven: PRO - Not a common synonym for me but...
8. Korean company whose name means "three stars": SAMSUNG.
9. Capacity built via repetition: ROTE MEMORY 😀
10. "Be right with you!": ONE SECOND. 11. Low-quality internet content: BRAIN ROT.
12. Word in Spanish 101 and French 101: BIEN The play was well done. In Spanish: La obra estuvo BIEN hecha. In French: La pièce était BIEN réussie.
13. Diagnostic test, for short: ECG.
14. Bylaw, for short: REG - REGulations
21. Key part of an exit strategy: ESC.
23. "Be right with ewe!" sounds?: BAAS 😀
24. Drink that may be topped with cardamom: LASSI.
25. Strange: ALIEN.
26. Style guides?: DRESS CODES - Fair?
27. "Gaycation" co-host: ELLIOT PAGE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
28. Stands by: WAITS - BTW, Godot never shows up.
29. Saw places: SHEDS 😀
31. Green transport, gray water recycling, etc.: CLEAN TECH.
34. "Yo!" de Cologne?: GUTEN TAG - What a fun clue! Good day in Cologne, Germany.
35. "Just do it," e.g.: DARE.
37. Access, in a way: LOG INTO.
40. "Saving Fish From Drowning" novelist: TAN.
41. __ oath: MINCED.
43. Like flan: SILKY.
44. Six-time MLB All-Star Moisés: ALOU.
45. Tuscan city known for a campanile: PISA - Of course, a campanile is a bell tower and very common in Italy. However in PISA...
46. Painter's calculation: AREA.
47. Sacred animals in Nara, Japan: DEER.
48. __ educado: rude, in Spanish: MAL - MAL means bad in Spanish, so...
49. Pop singer Rita: ORA - We had a nice reference to RITA Hayworth yesterday.
This is Winston's LA Times puzzle #15, and the first one I've had to blog - Chairman Moe had ths last one, here, back in April 2024. This one kinda fizzled on me; even owning up to a single cell mistake, I found the construction & theme to be bland - in fact, 30D. is not even a unique crossword answer. The rest of the fill contained little to make me go "RAH~!"; YMMV, but again, I think the editor is more to blame on this one - and not the first time I felt that way this week. Standard grid, no circles, no outlier letters, far too many proper nouns ( names ) & "foreign"clues, and the same count of 3LW to 5LWs. The Across themers and Down reveal:
18. Gospel music?: PRAISEBEAT - "Praise Be" being the base phrase; the addition of the "A T" does not really result in a 'punny' or 'alternate' themer, IMHO
46. Brag obnoxiously after winning a swabbing contest?: MOPANDGLOAT - Mop & Glo, the floor cleaning product
That'll work . . .
59. Generous Volkswagen promotion?: FREEPASSAT - Free Pass - I have a "free" VW Jetta in my backyard if you'll give me $1500 to get rid of it . . . 😜
48. "Finally!," or what can be found in 18-, 30-, 46-, and 59-Across: ATLAST - The theme answers all end with the additional letters A & T, or "at, last". I see Mr. Emmons was able to slide "ETTA" into the grid as well "@" 31D.
But@ Wait@ There's@ More@~!
ACROSS:
1. "Ring out the thousand __ of old": Tennyson: WARS - no clue, tough way to start a puzzle - the poem
5. Hat holders: PEGS
9. Figure in a Faustian bargain: SATAN - A.K.A. Lucifer, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles
14. Name on a former lake in Central Asia: ARAL - Geo name #1, even if it's a crossword staple
15. Sandwich title: EARL - the Earl of Sandwich, credited with the "invention" of the meat-between-bread fare that now bears his name . . . and name(ish)
26. High cloud: CIRRUS - made my "TRES" at 28D. wrong
34. Fiver: ABE - seen this before in crosswords; money, not moniker, but still, name (ish)
Hey, that's not Abe . . .
35. Uncomfortably honest: TOOREAL
36. Pulitzer winner James: AGEE - Popular in crosswords, still name #3
37. African language family: BANTU - "foreign" fill, first of many . . .
40. __ Atleos: big name in ATMs: NCR - Dah~! Didn't get my "ta-DA~!", could not find my mistake - I had ECR, yet I am familiar with this company, as they made cash registers, initially - in fact that's what "N C R" stands for - National Cash Register - the history
41. Oscar, but not Big Bird: AWARD - two Muppets, one trophy - very clever clue / answer
42. Vicinity: AREA
43. Tenor Pavarotti: LUCIANO - Italian, name #4
45. Molecule in some vaccines: RNA
50. Gymnast Olga with four Olympic gold medals: KORBUT - Belarusian, name #5
52. 128 oz.: GALLon
53. Colorado Plateau Native: UTE - Indigenous, name (ish)
54. Model/actress Kate: UPTON - American Michigander, name #6
8. Buttonhole, e.g.: SLIT - SLAT & SLIT in the same grid
9. Veto on movie night: "SEENIT."
10. Cautionary color: AMBER
11. Spot for a metti: TOE - South Asian Indian, learning moment - the Wiki
12. Two-time WNBA Finals MVP Wilson: A'JA - name #7, coulda been clued as a Steely Dan album
13. Picky criticism: NIT - I had a fair number of name "nits" in this grid today
19. Golden St. region: SoCal - Southern California - I am East coast, so this did not come readily to mind, but this song did after it filled in - I'd heard it growing up, but would've never guessed the artist
Albert Hammond
21. "Silly goose!": "OHYOU~!" - Oh, Twurd~!
25. Distraught: TORNUP - Dah~! I simply did not see the option of the past tense version of this phrase, and I blanked on the crossing ECR not being correct - I'll take the one-cell hit on this one . . .
27. Sitar piece: RAGA - Asian Indian - You don't want to go raga . . .
28. Very, informally: ÜBER - German - Dah~! I tried TRES
29. Pomegranate bit: SEED
31. "__ Is Betta Than Evvah!": 1976 album: ETTA - an Easter Egg. Etta James, crossword staple, and the singer associated with the muscial number that my future ex-wife chose for our wedding herself. It's certainly a "numb-er" for me - thus, I am not a fan of the "theme"; I wanted "Leather & Lace" which was 'dismissed', but my brother snuck it in during his best man speech. Name #8
32. Home of the Kaaba: MECCA - Arabic, Kaaba = 'cube', geo name #9
33. Revealing to all: BARING
36. Missing GI: AWOL - Absent WithOut Leave
37. Flavorful part of a cinnamon tree: BARK
38. View from the Uffizi: ARNO - No clue this was an art gallery; Italian again, geo name #10