Well, the theme is obviously in The Reveal: TAG Lines.
The Reveal:
59. Across. Marketing slogans, or what the answers to the starred clues are?: TAG LINES.
But, what makes these themers so Tag Worthy?
17. Across. *Black Friday enticement: LOW PRICE.
24. Across. *Words with a WWII-era doodle: KILROY WAS HERE.
39. Across. *Shout on a playground: YOU'RE IT.
50. Across. *Introductory phrase: HELLO MY NAME IS.
1. No-frills supermarket chain: ALDI. There is quite a story about the two brothers quarrel that split Aldi and Lidl into two grocery chains, and then one brother bought Trader Joe's... I will let you Google it as I get enough of this stuff because DW watches Real Wives (of wherever) while I hide in another room...
5. Receipt fig.: AMT. (figure/amount)
8. Puzzle: BEMUSE. (Not enigma...)
14. Weaver's machine: LOOM.
16. Perfect alignment: UNISON.
17. [Theme.]
19. Peak with a name from Koyukon: DENALI. This is where I got stuck doing the write up, I mean, we did this before. In a site all about words, what's the point if you keep changing them....?
20. "The Matrix" hero: NEO. Um,, should I post the clip where A.I. glues his mouth shut? (Nah, I 'm just trying to censor myself...)
21. Wee bit: A TAD. ( it was just a little Vodka,,, I swear...)
23. Left in a cave, as some cheese: AGED. Jeez, that explains it, I was cheesed...
24. [Theme.]
28. Mardi Gras song originally called "Jock-A-Mo": IKOIKO. Um, ok, i know I'm supposed to explain all this, but WTF is IKOIKO supposed to be? Really? Dang! I have to look this up? (This is going to take more Grey Hairs than I can affford... )
30. "I'll shake on that!": DEAL. Are we talking about a nap?
31. Berra with a record 10 World Series rings as a player: YOGI. When you come to the fork, take it...
34. Centipede releaser: ATARI. Hmm, it's a good thing this was a game, because I would be tap dancing all over this ala Fred Astaire...
38. Family guy: DAD. Ok, but this could have been anybody...
39. [Theme.]
41. Pod of whales: GAM. Dang! I am still trying to pencil in "Pod" here...
42. "Do the Right Thing" actor Davis: OSSIE. (Did he ever get stuck in a gam of whales?)
44. Stint in office: TERM. I dunno, lately this could have been "sentence..."
45. Much Duchamp work: DADA. Um, I will let you look this up Here, as when I looked it up, it made me want to go to the bathroom...
46. Pitch setter: CLEF. If you want to know how to draw one... personally, I have a hard time staying in one clef, I guess it's a side affect of being scatterbrained...
48. Superhot, as wing sauce: ATOMIC. Personally, I did not like this clue/answer, As it could have been anything... now, if the perps were friendly, I could stomach this... (were the perps friendly for you?)
50. [Theme]
53. Stepped heavily: TROD.
55. Grammy winner India.__: ARIE. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
56. Sudden flight: LAM. Nah, I'm too old for this. Question, what would you call a sudden flight with some one with a walker?
57. Demolish: BUST UP. Look out! I'm walking thru here!!'
59. [Theme Reveal.]
63. Does some tailoring on: ALTERS. Hmm, so many possibilities, ,,
64. "Fearless" or "Lover," for Taylor Swift: ERA. ( why is everything an Era with her...? ) jeez girl, lighten up...
65. Iditarod terminus city: NOME. Um, if you want to be uplifted by a true story,
66. Thrift store transaction: RESALE.
67. Sketch show with celebrity 50-Down, for short: SNL.
68. Flakes: SNOW. I dunno, I'm partial to Idahoan potato flakes myself, and I hate the cold... so this clue/answer that should have been easy, kind of got me into a, hmm, whattaya call it? Not quicksand, but an oatmeal/ porridgey kind of mess to finish the acrosses... at least, with Idahoan, you never get Lumps...
Down:
1. __ too soon: ALL. Ack! What a way to start the downs! ( I feel like I'm falling!)
2. Lav: LOO. (Whew! What a relief to land here..,)
3. Gets off the web: DOWNLOADS. Hmm, used to be easy , now It's work... (see George Jetson for intel...)
4. Put at risk: IMPERIL. "Be careful what you download!"
5. Pacific tuna: AHI. Word origin can be found here
6. Large parrot that forms a pair bond: MACAW.
7. Angle symbol, in geometry: THETA.
8. Subject of a 49-foot bronze statue in Nara, Japan: BUDDHA.
9. WSW opposite: ENE. (I hate it when crosswords get me all turned around...)
10. Mosque tower: MINARET.
11. Utility bill data: USAGE.
12. Foot part: SOLE. Not inch, arch, or...
13. "Wednesday" werewolf: ENID. Ok, I know nothing about what happened to The Addams Family after Raul Julia passed away.., But here is more if interested
18. Chess piece in castling: ROOK. Not King!
22. More pale: ASHIER.
24. Little buddy: KIDDO. Hmm, how would you clue this? (Roo-ey?, goat offspring something or other?) I am lost on this one...
25. Stores with Småland play areas: IKEAS. I dunno, I think the whole place is a giant fire hazard... but I do like the meatballs... (have you ever tried to navigate thru IKEA?)
26. Fluctuate wildly: YOYO. (Technically, yo-yo is a hyphenated compound word. But can be one word in informal usage...)
27. Basic Latin verb: ERAT. (I dunno, it's Greek to me...)
32. Determined to get: OUT FOR. Hmm, this seems out of place for a Wednesday puzzle. It's almost like the constructor was out to get us...
33. Test for some srs.: GRE. Everything you ever wanted to know...
35. Leader of the Greek army during the Trojan War: AGAMEMNON.
36. Diameter halves: RADII. (Pronounced EeEye... I think I have it half right...)
37. Apple desktops: IMACS. Yes, it's one word, even when plural...
39. Talk over the clamor: YELL.
40. "Ms. Marvel" star Vellani: IMAN.
43. Pure Leaf beverage: ICED TEA.
45. Realms: DOMAINS.
47. Pass by: ELAPSE.
49. Starbucks size: TALL. If you are willing to pay upwards of 4 bucks for a coffee, you also get A ridiculous size terminology for your overpayment...
50. Members of 67-Across's Five-Timers Club, e.g.: HOSTS. Arrows and banjo's optional...
51. Tiny arachnids: MITES.
52. Pine (for): YEARN.
53. Type of ski lift: T BAR. They tried a J bar, but it was a pain in the A**.
54. Hold the throne: RULE.
58. Web address: URL.
60. Actress Gadot: GAL.
61. Angsty rock: EMO.
62. Do some tailoring on: SEW.
P.S. Here is 8 minutes more on Kilroy was here, if interested...









































