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Oct 31, 2024

Thursday, October 31, 2024, Gary Larson & Amy Ensz

  

Super Heroes
They all started here ... 
Action Comics #1
June 1938
This was the first issue of the original run of the comic book/magazine series Action Comics. It features the first appearance of several comic-book heroes—most notably the Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster creation, Superman—and sold for 10 cents (equivalent to $2 in 2023).  On April 7, 2024, a copy of Action Comics #1 was auctioned for $6 million, becoming the most expensive comic book ever.  In the intervening years since 1938 the market for comics, animation, and gaming that originated with that $2.00 publication has exploded, and will reach an estimated $400 billion dollars by the end of this year

Today our veteran constructors Gary Larson and Amy Ensz take us on a brief tour of the super hero  universe that got its start on that day in June 2023 (although I doubt that they'll be getting any of the aforementioned largesse!).  Each themer is clued with a punny reference to the alter ego of a famous super hero and then filled with a two word play on the superhero's  name, the first word of which can be followed by MAN or WOMAN giving the hero's name ...

17. Window treatment for Tony Stark's house?: IRON CURTAIN.  Tony Stark is the alter ego for the superhero IRON MAN.
Iron Man
29. Factory owned by Peter Parker?: SPIDER PLANTPeter Parker is the alter ego for the superhero SPIDER MAN. (see also Easter Egg at 14A).
Spider Man
48. Salary for Diana Prince?: WONDER BREAD.  Diana Prince is the alter ego for the superhero WONDER WOMAN.  
Wonder Woman

64. Vivid mental image for Clark Kent ?: SUPER VISION.  Clark Kent is the alter ego for the superhero SUPERMAN.  Here are the opening credits and some snippets from the 1953 series starring George Reeves ...

Here's the grid ...
 

Here's the rest ...

Across:

 1. Digital whiz: TECHIE.  A CSO to Tony.

7. Greeting on deck: AHOY.

11. "Bright Dead Things" poet Lim贸n: ADA.  Ada Lim贸n became the 24th Poet Laureate of the United States in July of 2022. She is the author of several poetry collections, including The Hurting Kind (2022); The Carrying (2018), which won the National Book Critics Circle Award for Poetry; and Bright Dead Things (2015), a finalist for the National Book Award, the National Books Critics Circle Award, and the Kingsley Tufts Poetry Award.  Here are 5 poems from Bright Dead Things.
Ada Lim贸n
14. Goddess challenged by Arachne to a weaving contest: ATHENA.  A tangled tale from Ovid's Metamorphosis that teaches us about the fickle nature of the gods and the consequences of mortal arrogance – serving as a stark reminder of our place in the grand scheme of life.
Arachne and Athena
15. Easy run: LOPE.  

16. Not gross: NET.

17. [Theme clue]

19. ISP option: DSL.  Digital Subscriber Line is a family of telecommunications hardware and protocols for transmitting Internet Services over telephone lines.

20. "Bleeding Love" singer Lewis: LEONA.  Leona Louise Lewis OBE (born 3 April 1985) is a British singer, songwriter, actress, model, and activist.   She won the British talent show The X Factor in 2006, and was awarded a £1 million recording contract.  The following year her debut studio album Spirit  was certified 10× platinum in the UK and became the fourth best-selling album of the 2000s, and one of the best-selling albums in UK chart history.  Here's the lead song from the album, Bleeding Love, which spent seven weeks at number one in the UK and was the best-selling single of 2007 ... 
21. Make: EARN.

22. Number of divas: ARIA.  Here are nine of the  greatest divas (a couple of the ARIAS don't open).

23. Ear part: CANAL.  My Mother taught me that "you should never put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow". 馃榾

25. Nautical equilibrium: SEA LEGS.  If you don't have them you might get SEA SICKNESS.  Here are some WebMD recommendations for dealing with any kind of motion sickness.

27. Shade of blonde: ASH.

29, [Theme clue]

31. Singer Celine: DION.  C茅line Marie Claudette Dion CC OQ (born 30 March 1968) is a Canadian singer (CSO CanadianEh!). Referred to as the "Queen of Power Ballads", she is noted for her powerful and technically skilled vocals. Her music has incorporated genres such as pop, rock, R&B, chanson, and classical music. Her recordings have been mainly in English and French, although she has also sung in several other languages including Japanese, Italian, German, Mandarin, Spanish and Neapolitan.  She has had a number of health problems in recent years, but recently returned to center stage at this year's Paris Olympics with a stunning performance of Hymne 脿 l'amour.  But the biggest hit of her career was My Heart Will Go On from the 1997 film Titanic

33. Merch item: TEE.

34. Wrap (up): SEW.

35. Prepared to sing the national anthem: STOOD.

37. Broadcast-monitoring org.: FCC.  The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is an independent agency of the United States government that regulates communications by radio, television, wire, satellite, and cable across the United States. The FCC maintains jurisdiction over the areas of broadband access, fair competition, radio frequency use, media responsibility, public safety, and homeland security.  It does not however have jurisdiction over content transmitted over the Internet.  Tis a pity. 
39. Merch item: DECAL.

43. Alley-__: OOP.  A very versatile clue ...
  1. An alley-oop in basketball is an offensive play in which one player passes the ball near the basket to a teammate who jumps, catches the ball in mid-air and dunks or lays it in before touching the ground;  
  2. Drop the dash and we get a comic strip created December 5, 1932, by American cartoonist V. T. Hamlin, who wrote and drew the strip through four decades.  It is in still in syndication to this day;  
  3. And from the sublime to the ridiculous (and with apologies to all the musicians cited above and below) ... a 1957 song by the Hollywood Argyles based on the comic  ...
45. Cereal grain: OAT.

47. Qdoba bite: TACO.  Qdoba (kew-DOH-b蓹), operating under that name since 1999, is a chain of fast casual restaurants in the United States and Canada serving Mexican-style cuisine.
Qdoba Mexican Eats
48. [Theme clue]

53. Gym unit: REP.

54. Asylum seeker, perhaps: EMIGREE.  If perhaps one is granted asylum, only then does one become an EMIGREE.

55. NPR weekend host __ Simon: SCOTT.  Scott Simon, was born in Chicago, Illinois, in March of 1952.  He has been with NPR for over four decades, beginning in 1977 as Chicago bureau chief. His career also encompasses writing and television. He has hosted the Saturday edition of Weekend Edition since its inception in 1985, excepting a period in 1992 and 1993 when Alex Chadwick hosted the show.
Scott Simon

57. Croupier's tool: RAKE.  I guess that's where the term "rake in the money" comes from.
Croupier's Rake
58. Video game giant: SEGA.

60. __ cotta: TERRA.  Today's Italian lesson: "Baked Earth" -- low-fire, typically unglazed pottery, aka EARTHEN WARE.  Fired terra cotta is porous and is ideal for flower pots and planters ... 
Terra cotta planters

63. Ambient music pioneer Brian: ENO.  In addition to his major contributions to crosswordese, Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno is for some reason a member of the mononymous entertainers club馃榾  Eno is an English musician, songwriter, record producer and visual artist.  While he describes himself as a "non-musician" he has experimented with many musical genres, and has been a major influence on other musicians.  Eno co-produced The Unforgettable Fire (1984), The Joshua Tree (1987), Achtung Baby (1991), and All That You Can't Leave Behind (2000) for U2, with his frequent collaborator Daniel Lanois.  He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2019 for his contributions as a synthesizer sideman to the band Roxy Music.  Here  is one of early experiments with minimalism -- By This River from his 1977 album Before and After Science ...
64. [Theme clue]

66. Engine need: OIL.

67. Handwriting on the wall: OMEN.  This phrase originated from the Biblical story in Daniel 5, where, during a feast held by King Belshazzara hand suddenly appears and writes on a wall the following Aramaic words: 诪ְ谞ֵ讗 诪ְ谞ֵ讗 转ְּ拽ֵ诇 讜ּ驻ַ专ְ住ִ讬谉 (m蓹n膿 m蓹n膿 t蓹q膿l 奴p̄ars墨n, “numbered, numbered, weighed, and they are divided”).  It was not a good OMEN for King Belshazzar, who was killed that  very same night.
Belshazzar's Feast
National Gallery, London
Rembrandt, 1635
68. Happening place: IN SPOT.  Every day on the Corner!

69. Secretive group, initially: NSA.  If this keeps up they'll be investigating the LA Times next. 馃榾

70. Pointy-headed Muppet: BERT.  Bert and his buddy Ernie go fishing ...

71. Tennis great who won four Australian Opens between 1995 and 2003: AGASSI.  You can read all about those matches and many others in Andre Agassi's 2011 entry in the International Tennis Hall of Fame.
Andre Agassi
Down:
 1. Part of a cat costume: TAIL.

2. Raison d'__: ETRE.  Today's French lesson #1: "Reason for being".  Some people think we have none, but IMHO we do.

3. Tot's name for a train: CHOO CHOO.

4. Medium for the body art of mehndi: HENNA.  Henna is a reddish dye prepared from the dried and powdered leaves of the henna tree. It has been used since at least the ancient Egyptian period as a hair and body dye, notably in the temporary body art of mehndi (or "henna tattoo") resulting from the staining of the skin using dyes from the henna plant. After henna stains reach their peak color, they hold for a few days, then gradually wear off by way of exfoliation, typically within one to three weeks. 
Mehndi designs
5. People who domesticated potatoes: INCANS.  This fill is literally a stretch!  The INCAS are believed to have been the first to cultivate potatoes all the way up in the Andes mountain range, at 3,800 meters above sea level and they cultivated over 3000 varieties ...
A few varieties of potatoes
in modern day Peru
6. __ de parfum: EAU.  Today's French lesson  #2: "Perfumed water".

7. Wasatch Mountains ski resort: ALTA.  Alta is a ski area in the western United States, located in the town of Alta in the Wasatch Mountains of Utah, in Salt Lake County.  With a skiable area of 2,614 acres (10.58 km2), Alta's base elevation is 8,530 ft (2,600 m) and rises to 11,068 ft (3,374 m) for a vertical gain of 2,538 ft (774 m). One of the oldest ski resorts in the country, it opened its first lift in early 1939.
Little Cottonwood Canyon, Alta
8. Having said too much, perhaps: HOARSE.

9. Editorial writers, e.g.: OPINERS.  A fancy name for "talking heads" -- which reminds me of this song by the eponymous band, a cover of the Al Green classic ... 

10. Urge: YEN.

11. "We Need To Talk" co-host Kremer: ANDREAAndrea Kremer (born February 25, 1959) is a multi-Emmy Award-winning American television sports journalist.  In 2014, Kremer joined the team of We Need to Talk, the first all-female nationally televised weekly sports show. Airing in prime time, the weekly show featured a rotating group of female panelists discussing all topics and news in sports. At the conclusion of the program's inaugural season, the show won a Gracie Grand Award for On Air Talent: Sports Program
Andrea Kremer
12. Plan: DESIGN.

13. Classic song with the line "My love has come along": AT LAST.  While Etta James didn't write the song, she made it a hit, and torch singers have been covering it ever since ... 
18. __ pitcher: RELIEF.  Mariano Rivera is at the top of this list for the top 10 relief pitchers of all time.  Here he is with tip of the cap to the crowd with his 602nd career save coming in a 6-4 win over the Twins on Sept. 19, 2011, breaking the record previously held by Padres closer Trevor Hoffman.
Mariano Rivera
22. Full of beans: ALL WET.  The first fill that came to my mind naturally. 馃榾

24. Just right: APT.

26. Pretended to be: APED.

27. Revenue sources for freemium apps: ADS.

28. Take a load off: SIT.  What you do after you finish the reason you 35A.

30. Home style: DECOR.

32. Pest: NOODGE.  Today's Yiddish lesson: 

36. Go-getter: DOER.  St. James famously told his readers to be DOERS in Chapter 1:22-24 of his Epistle.

38. Salad often made with anchovies: CAESAR.  Here's Natasha's recipe for a CAESAR salad.
Caesar Salad

40. Road excursions: CAR TRIPS.

41. Untouched serve: ACE.  Andre Agassi scored 4,082 ACES during his career.

42. Hack (off): LOP.  This week's dose of Monte Python (WARNING: the following scene contains acts of violence and loss of blood馃槯) ...
44. Suppose: PRESUME.

46. Washington's Sea-__ Airport: TAC.  Seattle–Tacoma International Airport (SEA) is the primary international airport serving Seattle and its metropolitan area in the U.S. state of Washington.
Seattle Tacoma International Airport

48. "That's our cue!": WERE ON.

49. Muscat residents: OMANIS.  Muscat is the capital and most populated city in Oman. It is the seat of the Governorate of Muscat. According to the National Centre for Statistics and Information (NCSI), the total population of Muscat Governorate was 1.72 million as of September 2022.

50. Inventor Tesla: NIKOLA.  Nikola Tesla (10 July 1856 – 7 January 1943) was a Serbian-American engineer, futurist, and inventor. He is best known for his contributions to the design of the modern alternating current (AC) electricity supply system and for the invention of an early AC induction motor, the patents for which made him a wealthy man.
Nikola Tesla
51. Paging device: BEEPER.  My immediate reaction to this answer was that BEEPERS are obsolete, having been supplanted by cell phones -- but in fact millions of them are still in daily use.  Hand up if you have ever (or still do!) carried a pager? ✋

52. Overly indulgent: DOTING.  I know a grandmother to whom this adjective might be applied. Hint -- if the preceding statement doesn't appear in the final copy, you'll know who it is.馃榾

56. Thompson of "Westworld": TESSA.  Tessa Lynne Thompson (born October 3, 1983) is an American actress. She began her professional acting career with the Los Angeles Women's Shakespeare Company while studying at Santa Monica College, appearing in productions of The Tempest and Romeo and Juliet. Following her role in Veronica Mars (2005–2006), her breakthrough came with leading roles in Tina Mabry's independent drama film Mississippi Damned (2009) and Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls (2010).  The trailer for Westworld was Rated R, so you'll just have to settle for this JPEG ...
Tessa Thompson
59. Gallant fellow: GENT.

61. Outback hoppers: ROOS.  Like this denizen of the Hundred Acre Wood  ...
Roo
62. Against: ANTI.  These days everyone seems to be defined by what they're against. 馃槧

64. Cry noisily: SOB.  Often because of abuse by some SOB!

65. By way of: VIA.  Today's Latin lesson: "By way of".

Cheers,
Bill

And as always, thanks to Teri for proof reading and for her constructive criticism.

waseeley

Oct 20, 2024

Sunday October 20, 2024 Gary Larson

Theme: "Made From Scratch" - Each common phrase is rephrased as if it's money-related.

24A. Celebrity wealth?: STARBUCKS.

49A. Bocce tournament winnings?: BOWLING GREEN.

65A. Written request for financial aid?: CAPITAL LETTER.

88A. Means for Bambi's friend Flower?: SKUNK CABBAGE.

111A. Family fortune?: BLOOD BANK.

4D. Petty cash at a national newsmagazine?: TIME CHANGE.

16D. Rent money?: FLATBREAD.

74D. Gillette company revenue?: RAZOR CLAMS.

77D. Gala fundraiser?: DOUGH BALL.

I learned that "scratch" is a slang for money from Boomer. Otherwise, I would not have appreciated the cleverness of the puzzle title.

We often see two theme entries in Down slots. Not four. Loved how four of the theme entries intersect one another.

 Across:

1. Delicacy: TACT.

5. __ mater: ALMA.

9. Tablet that uses AirPlay: IPAD.

13. Mine corridors: SHAFTS.

19. Hybrid tangelo: UGLI. Very juicy. Always reminds me of the ugly pears in Lai Yang, Shandong. So juicy.


20. Page: BEEP.

21. Part of TLC: CARE.

22. Jean of "Bombshell": HARLOW.

23. "Ozma of Oz" novelist L. Frank __: BAUM.

26. Lavish home: ESTATE.

27. Add to an email, as a screenshot: EMBED.

29. Sour fruit: SLOE.

30. Winter gear with lots of buckles: SKI BOOT.  Looks heavy.


32. Save: RESCUE. 56. Day saver: HERO.

34. Joints with caps: KNEES.

37. Minuscule machine: NANOBOT.

40. Presidential candidate Kamala: HARRIS.

42. Ang Lee's birthplace: TAIWAN. Mandatory military service there.

45. Nutritional amt.: RDA.

46. Going according to plan: ON TARGET.

52. Ramshackle shelters: LEAN-TOS.

53. "Tell the truth now!": DON'T LIE.

54. Tehran currency: RIALS.

55. Barracks boss: SARGE.

58. Home of the NCAA's Buckeyes: OSU.

59. Nada: DIDDLY. Always with "squat".

60. Kin of -ule: ETTE.

61. Fruit in a tropical smoothie: PAPAYA. Papaya milk is very popular in Taiwan and Guangzhou.


63. College town north of Des Moines: AMES. And 93. Baptist university in Waco, Texas: BAYLOR.

64. "__ too shabby!": NOT. Got some nice figs and made wild rice & fig salad yesterday. So good.



69. Supervillain Luthor: LEX.

72. __-dieu: PRIE. The prayer bench.



73. Made curly: PERMED.

74. Behind: REAR.

75. Like corduroy: RIDGED.

78. Mumbai honorific: SRI.

81. __-Cola: COCA.

82. Comics read from right to left: MANGA. Same with old Chinese comics, or newspapers.


83. Battery terminal: ANODE.

84. Shouts of triumph: HOORAHS.

86. In a fog: WOOZILY.

90. Slick tricks: FAST ONES.

91. Brain scan letters: EEG.

92. Carol opening: ADESTE. "Adeste Fideles"

94. Hugh Laurie TV role: DR HOUSE.

97. "The Mystery of __ Drood": Dickens novel: EDWIN.

99. Hothouse flower: ORCHID.

103. Breaks apart: BUSTS UP.

106. Reps: AGTS.

108. Schussing spot: SLOPE.

109. Scorch: SCATHE. I only know "scathing".

115. International lawyer Clooney: AMAL.

116. More unctuous: OILIER.

117. Pull down: EARN.

118. Morales of "La Bamba": ESAI. And 122. "Blue Bloods" org.: NYPD. I liked him in "NYPD Blue".


119. Common gum flavor: MINT.

120. Recycling bundlers: BALERS.

121. Loaves that may be seeded: RYES.

123. Salty bodies of water: SEAS.

Down:

1. Jerusalem artichoke, e.g.: TUBER. What does it taste like?

2. Best effort: A GAME.

3. Caddie's bagful: CLUBS.

5. Core muscles: ABS.

6. "Sure, why not": LET'S.

7. Hello Fresh offering: MEAL KIT. Healthy choice.

8. Home Depot work apparel: APRONS.

9. Post-OR area: ICU. Please keep my sister-in-law Connie in your thoughts and prayers. Her neck just refuses to heal. Now she's going to have the surgery on Tuesday.

10. __-Man: PAC.

11. Sacred synagogue cabinets: ARKS.

12. Pigeonhole's place: DESK.

13. The whole __: SHEBANG.

14. Sports: HAS ON.

15. "Star Wars" droid nickname: ARTOO.

17. Small fry: TOT.

18. Scand. land: SWE.

25. Wax producer: BEE.

28. Argentine icon Mar铆a Eva __ de Per贸n: DUARTE. Only know her as Eva Peron.

31. Idiotic: INANE.

33. "By that logic ... ": ERGO.

35. Town across the Thames from Windsor: ETON. And 93. Thames landmark: BIG BEN.

36. Handled: SAW TO.

38. "The Black Pearl" novelist Scott: O'DELL. Unknown to me. I thought the book might be about Pele. Nope. Real pearl dealer.


39. Flowering plant also known as bitter buttons: TANSY. Those buttons must be bitter then.

41. Mold into a new form: RESHAPE.

43. Woes: ILLS.

44. Super Smash Bros. console: WII U.

46. "WandaVision" star Elizabeth: OLSEN.

47. "Cool beans": NEATO. Spitzboov used to say "Cool beans!"

48. "The Goldfinch" writer Donna: TARTT.

49. "Heck yeah!": BOO YA.

50. Rosey of football's "Fearsome Foursome": GRIER. Hmm, quite a few "Fearsome Foursome". No Vikings, but these guys were also fearsome.

51. Purges (of): RIDS.

53. "Rats": DRAT.

57. Prefix with dermal: EPI.

59. Contacted privately, briefly: DM'ED.

61. Shelled out: PAID.

62. Yodeler's peak: ALP.

63. Eroded: ATE AWAY.

65. Annie Dillard's "Pilgrim at Tinker __": CREEK.



66. Caf茅 con __: LECHE.

67. God with wings: EROS.

68. Premium film network: TMC.

69. First Soviet leader: LENIN.

70. Birdie topper: EAGLE.

71. Pictures of health?: X-RAYS. Great clue.

72. PC scrolling key: PG DN.

75. Leveled, in London: RASED.

76. Graphic novel role: INKER.

78. Fruit-flavored juice brand: SOBE.


79. Steals from: ROBS.

80. Choleric: IRATE. Never used "choleric".

82. Takes a drive: MOTORS.

84. God of the underworld: HADES.

85. Got older: AGED. When I left Guangzhou, Xiao Pan, step-daughter of Carmen, was just a little girl. Now she has own her little girl.

Carmen, 10/2/2024

87. Norway's most populous city: OSLO.

89. Chair wheels: CASTERS.

90. Genre associated with science fiction: FANTASY.

95. Many a navel: OUTIE.

96. Theater employee: USHER.

98. Blob of gum: WAD.

100. Dawg: HOMIE.

101. Bucky Beaver's toothpaste: IPANA. Have not seen this entry for a while.


102. Shoulder muscles, briefly: DELTS.

104. Lyft rival: UBER.

105. Latitude: PLAY. I don't get this clue.

107. Lose one's cool: SNAP.

109. Blubber: SOB.

110. Spy-fi org.: CIA.

112. Rocks that need refinement: ORE.

113. Add-__: extras: ONS.

114. Rib: KID.

C.C.



Oct 10, 2024

Thursday, October 10, 2024, Gary Larson

  

 An Ode to Dogs
Gary Larson's theme for this puzzle was service animals, which all happen to be dogs. But let's face it -- have you ever seen a seeing eye cat? 馃榾. 

Jimmy Stewart's famous Ode to Beau was probably my best option for a splash screen -- Old Shep is a bit maudlin (but a favorite of my Dad's) and Who Let the Dogs Out is positively manic.  No asterisks, no circles, no reveal -- just 5 punny clues that fill to a two word in the language phrase, the second word being a wet-nosed canine (see also 15A for a slobbering comic Easter Egg). The fills are illustrated here with definitions of the full phrase, followed by the canine ...

17A. Service animal for a heavy-metal musician?: ROCK HOUND.  Someone who collects rocks and minerals.  For anyone with a passing interest in this subject I cannot recommend enough the Golden Nature Guide to Rocks and Minerals by Herbert Zim.  This brief book is beautifully illustrated and chock full of info ...
 
There are many breeds of HOUND, but one of the most popular is the ... 
Basset Hound

25A. Service animal for a neighborhood cop?: BEAT BOXERBeat boxing is a form of vocal percussion primarily involving the art of mimicking drum machines (typically a TR-808), using one's mouth, lips, tongue, and voice.  Here French Beatboxer/Singer MB-14 wins the Golden Buzzer on Britain's Got Talent 2023!  Check out curmudgeon Simon Cowell's stunned expression ...

The American Kennel Club lists fewer variants of the BOXER breed and cites their loyalty, affection, intelligence, work ethic, and good looks: 
Boxer
50A. Service animal for the Energizer mascot?: BUNNY CHOW.  Surprise -- this actually turns out to be a South African street food made with aromatic spices, meat, chickpeas and potatoes served in hollow bread.  Here's a recipe ...
Bunny Chow
The Chow Chow, often shortened to CHOW, is one of the oldest dog breeds, according to the Chow Chow Club. Historians have pinpointed the Chow Chow’s origins to China’s Han Dynasty (206 BCE to 220 CE). They later gained popularity in Europe and, eventually, the U.S.
Chow Chow
35A. Service animal for an airline pilot?: JET SETTER.  Entertainers and politicians mostly -- but aren't they the same thing -- people who distract us from what's really going on? 馃榾 

There are many breeds of  SETTER, but my favorite is the Irish Setter, a high-spirited dog known for grace, swiftness, and a flashy red coat. They are famously good family dogs: sweet-tempered companions for the folks, and rollicking playmates and tennis-ball fetchers for the children. 
Irish Setter
59. Service animal for a swindler's victim?: MARK SPITZ.  MARK being slang for the victim of a scam.  Mark Andrew Spitz (born February 10, 1950) is of course an American former competitive swimmer and nine-time Olympic champion. He was the most successful athlete at the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich, winning seven gold medals, each in world-record time.
Mark Spitz and Suzy Weiner
 on their wedding day in May 1973

This lively Finnish SPITZ, the flame-colored, foxy-faced breed from the “Land of 60,000 Lakes,” is a small but fearless hunting dog whose unique style of tracking and indicating quarry has earned him the nickname the “Barking Bird Dog.”
Finnish Spitz
Here's the grid ...
 

Here's the rest ...

Across:

 1. Cheerless: GRIM.

5. Expression: TERM.

9. Language of "The Rub谩iy谩t": FARSI.  The Rub谩iy谩t is a poem written by Omar Khayyam (1048–1131), dubbed "the Astronomer-Poet of Persia".  It is a religious work and is 178 pages long, but the stanza you hear most often is

A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A Jug of Wine, A Loaf of Bread—and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness—
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!

In FARSI (Persian)  this would be rendered as

讴鬲丕亘 丌蹖丕鬲 夭蹖乇 卮丕禺賴،蹖讴 讴賵夭賴 卮乇丕亘، 蹖讴 賯乇氐 賳丕賳 - 賵 鬲賵讴賳丕乇 賲賳 丿乇 丨丕賱 丌賵丕夭 禺賵丕賳丿賳 丿乇 亘蹖丕亘丕賳 -丌賴، 亘蹖丕亘丕賳 賴丕 亘賴卮鬲蹖 亘賵丿賳丿!

This passage reminds me a bit of the Song of Songs from the Old Testament.  

14. "Mazes and Monsters" novelist Jaffe: RONA.  Rona Jaffe (June 12, 1931 – December 30, 2005) was an American novelist who published numerous works from 1958 to 2003. During the 1960s, she also wrote cultural pieces for Cosmopolitan.  In 1981, Jaffe published Mazes and Monsters, which depicted a Dungeons & Dragons-like game that caused disorientation and hallucinations among its players and incited them to violence and attempted suicide.  In 1982 the book was adapted by CBS into a made-for-TV movie of the same name, featuring a 26-year-old Tom Hanks in one of his earliest appearances. 
Rona Jaffe
15. Yellow-and-brown comics dog: ODIE.  Definitely not a service dog, but he is a Beagle.  Odie is a frequent foil for Garfield the comics cat ...
Odie
16. Folding words: I'M OUT.

17. [Theme clue]

19. Club rule: BYLAW.

20. Courtroom event: TRIAL.  Purportedly the most famous criminal trial in U.S. history was The People of the State of California v. Orenthal James Simpson in Los Angeles County Superior Court. Former NFL player and actor O. J. Simpson was tried and acquitted for the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman, who were stabbed to death outside Brown's condominium in Los Angeles on June 12, 1994. The trial spanned eight months, from January 24 to October 3, 1995.

21. Family girl: SIS.

23. Esports event with fighting games, familiarly: EVO.  The Evolution Championship Series, commonly known as EVO, is an American annual esports event that focuses exclusively on fighting games. The tournaments are completely open and use the double elimination format.  Here's an Evo 2022 trailer 

24. Legitimate-looking facade: FRONT.  One of the most famous false fronts was the World War II Allies' elaborate disinformation campaign in the run up to D-Day 1944, codenamed Operation Bodyguard.   It was a multi-faceted ruse designed to convince Hitler that the invasion would take place across the English Channel to Pas-de-Calais in Northwestern France rather than the Normandy beaches, and that it would be later than the intended date of June 6th.   The plan relied on coordinated deceptions aided by fictitious reports by flipped German double-agents feeding false information back to Hitler; Allied general look-alikes appearing in unexpected places; radio reports of British troops massing in Scotland; dummy aircraft and an armada of decoy landing crafts, composed only of painted canvases pulled over steel frames; and even inflatable tanks that could be easily moved during cover of darkness ...
Dummy Sherman Tank
When the Normandie invasion actually began the Germans were convinced that it was a diversion and that the short route across the Channel was still the intended invasion route.  As a result they maintained their formidable Panzer divisions in Calais for at least 48 hours before realizing that they were needed far South of there.  

25. [Theme clue]

28. Setting for climbing hills: LOW GEAR.  IN A VALLEY was too long.

30. Portable writing surface: LAP DESK.  As a modern form the lap desk is meant primarily for use in bed and other similar circumstances, and is also known as a bed desk. There are a variety of forms available, but as a rule it is much smaller and simpler than the antique lap desk, having at the most a small drawer or holding area for a ballpoint pen and a pencil. Lap desks have been around for a while -- here is one dating from the 18th or early 19th century ...
Antique lap desk
31. Income statement abbr.: YTD.  Year To Date.

32. Browser subwindow: TAB.

34. Settles in for the night: ROOSTS.

38. One who may be up a creek with a paddle: CANOER.  Without one you'd be outta' luck. 馃榾

41. Part of BTW and FTW: THE.  By The Way and For The Win.

42. Minor player: COG.  An easily replaceable component?

45. Theologian Thomas: AQUINAS.  St. Thomas Aquinas OP (Order of Preachers; c. 1225 – 7 March 1274) was an Italian Dominican friar and priest, an influential philosopher and theologian, and a jurist in the tradition of scholasticism.  He devoted himself to synthesizing Aristotelian philosophy with the principles of Christianity and he has been described as "the most influential thinker of the medieval period".  English philosopher Anthony Kenny called Aquinas "one of the greatest philosophers of the Western world".
St. Thomas Aquinas
Altarpiece from Ascoli Piceno, Italy,
by Carlo Crivelli (15th century)
47. Event where sculptures move?: ART SALE.   All these poor folks were trying to do was take a wefie ... 
Moving sculpture
50. [Theme clue].

52. Chipmaker: INTEL.  Intel was incorporated in Mountain View, California, on July 18, 1968, by Gordon E. Moore (known for "Moore's law"), a chemist; Robert Noyce, a physicist and co-inventor of the integrated circuit; and Arthur Rock, an investor and venture capitalist.  Intel supplies microprocessors for most manufacturers of computer systems (albeit not the one this review is being written on!), and is one of the developers of the x86 series of instruction sets found in most personal computers (PCs).  
 
Intel Headquarters
Santa Clara, CA
53. Outlaw: BAN.

54. Make use of: TAP.

55. Service order?: SEALS.  A very clever clue.  The United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land (SEAL) Teams, commonly known as Navy SEALs, are the U.S. Navy's primary special operations force and a component of the Naval Special Warfare Command. Among the SEALs' main functions are conducting small-unit special operation missions in maritime, ju馃槦ngle, urban, arctic, mountainous, and desert environments. SEALs are typically ordered to capture or kill high-level targets, or to gather intelligence behind enemy lines.  It was Seal Team Six who took out 911 mastermind Osama bin Laden.
Navy Seals Insignia
56. Bumbling: INEPT.

59. [Theme clue]. 

62. Unsettling: EERIE.  That scary lake just north of Cleveland, Ohio.馃槦

63. Aweather's opposite: ALEE.

64. Some pickled pods: OKRA.

65. Jule who composed many Streisand show tunes: STYNE.  Jule Styne (December 31, 1905 – September 20, 1994)[2] was an English-American songwriter and composer widely known for a series of Broadway musicals, including several famous frequently-revived shows that also became successful films: GypsyGentlemen Prefer Blondes, and Funny Girl.  Here's Barbara Streisand singing People from Funny Girl ...

66. Inappropriate at the office, briefly: NSFW.  Not Suitable For Work.

67. Half-moon tide: NEAP.

Down:

 1. "So mad!": GRR.

2. Tree trauma: ROOT ROT.   How to identify, treat, and prevent root rot.
Plant afflicted with root rot
3. Exclusive group: IN CROWD.  No COGS in this group.

4. Bringing in: MAKING.

5. 49-Down product: TOOL.  E.g. a ratchet wrench ... 
6. UPenn's domain: EDU.

7. Hose off: RINSE.

8. In the center, in anatomy: MEDIAL.  The practice of medicine requires precise terms for the location of anatomical entities.  Here are some of the main terms.
9. White lie: FIB.

10. "Vice" Oscar nominee Adams: AMY.  Vice is a 2018 American biographical political satire black comedy film directed, written, and produced by Adam McKay. The cast of this film include Christian Bale as former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, with Amy Adams as his wife Lynne. The film follows Cheney on his path to becoming the most powerful vice president in American history.

11. Pricey watches: ROLEXES.  This one can be yours for only $117,399 ...
12. Most sophisticated: SUAVEST.  ... and you'll be the SUAVEST person in your neighborhood. 

13. "I guess that's acceptable": IT WORKS.  In my experience IT often doesn't work! 馃檮

18. Detest: HATE.

22. Sourdough need: STARTER.  Lisa Bass will show you how to make a sourdough starter from scratch.

24. Fruit __: FLY.  Who knew that the lowly FRUIT FLY, AKA Drosophila Melanogaster, the tiny pest that shows up in the Fall when fruits start to ferment, would turn out to be a lynchpin of modern genetics.   In 1910 Thomas Hunt Morgan began using fruit flies in experimental studies of heredity at Columbia University in a laboratory known as the Fly Room.  Several factors make them ideal for studying genetics: 
  1. their simplicity -- they have only 4 chromosomes, compared with 23 in humans;
  2. their reproduction rate -- a single pair of flies can produce hundreds of offspring within a couple of weeks, and the offspring become sexually mature within one week;
  3. the large size of the chromosomes in their salivary glands -- making them easy to study with a microscope.
Drosophila Chromosomes
Morgan and his students eventually elucidated many basic principles of heredity, including sex-linked inheritance, epistasis, multiple alleles, and gene mapping, and he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1933 for his discoveries elucidating the role that the chromosome plays in heredity.

25. Garments with cups: BRAS. Or 236.59 ccs when measured with the metric system. 馃榾

26. Fraternal gp.: BPOE.  The Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks (BPOE; also often known as the Elks Lodge or simply The Elks) is an American fraternal order founded in 1868, originally as a social club in New York City.  Remember, like the word deer, ELK is never pluralized.
BPOE Logo
27. Smell: ODOR.  The dark side of the other crosswordese term AROMA.

29. Draw in: ATTRACT.  E.g. fruit ATTRACTS 24Ds.

33. Stake: BET.

35. Enlist: JOIN.

36. Li'l: EENY.  Like 24Ds.

37. Become friendlier: THAW.

38. Taxi drivers: CABBIES.

39. Hair spray brand: AQUA NET.  Use it to playfully nag your locks ... 馃榾
Aqua Net
40. Convent: NUNNERY.  A cloister where NUNS live and pray.  SISTERS pray, but live and serve in the secular world.

42. Gracefully stealthy: CAT LIKE.  Garfield is a CAT (see 15A), sometimes stealthy, but never graceful. 

43. Fat substitute: OLESTRA.  Olestra (also known by its brand name Olean) is a fat substitute food additive that adds no metabolizable calories to products. It has been used in the preparation of otherwise high-fat foods, thereby lowering or eliminating their fat content.
Olestra 3D structure
Starting in 1996, an FDA-mandated health warning label reads "This Product Contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Olestra inhibits the absorption of some vitamins and other nutrients. Vitamins A, D, E, and K have been added".  YMMV.

44. Set: GEL.

46. High priest who heals the sick: SHAMAN.  A practitioner of Shamanism.
Buryat (Mongolian) shaman
 on Olkhon Island, Siberia
48. Knots: TIES.  Both words can be a verb or a noun.

49. Wisconsin manufacturer founded as a wrench company in 1920: SNAP-ON.  Snap-on Incorporated,  headquartered in Kenosha, Wisconsin is an American designer, manufacturer, and marketer of high-end tools and equipment for professional use in the transportation industry including the automotive, heavy duty, equipment, marine, aviation, and railroad industries. Snap-on was founded as the Snap-on Wrench Company in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in 1920 by Joseph Johnson and William Seidemann -- the business manufactured and marketed ten sockets that would "snap on" to five interchangeable handles (see 5D).  Anyone who tinkers with car engines or other machines finds socket wrenches indispensable.
51. Milky gems: OPALS.

55. Misrepresent, as data: SKEW.  The misrepresentation of data by skewing is common in the advertising industry and is taken for granted.  Misrepresentation of data in science is much more serious and may be the result of either unintentional error or outright fraud.

57. ATM code: PIN.  Personal Identification Number.

58. Comfy top: TEE.

60. Field worker?: REF.  As in the REFEREE on a football field.

61. Nuke: ZAP.

Cheers,
Bill

And as always, thanks to Teri for proof reading and for her constructive criticism.

waseeley