Wednesday, September 2, 2026 - Guilherme Gilioli

 

Theme:  Order in the Court!

 

It was so ordered; until it wasn't ...

 

 

 

Perhaps you'll like this video instead? (for anyone who's a Boomer or older)

 

Puzzling thoughts:

Chairman Moe here.  Today's constructor Guilherme Gilioli (the link will take you to his last appearance at the Crossword Corner) has been featured as a constructor @ the LATimes a total of four times now.  He also has 3 published puzzles @ NYT and has his own webpage for crosswords (in his native, Portuguese) - very impressive

Today's puzzle has the dreaded circles (side-eye shout out to SS); however, without them I am not sure that you would have noticed the reveal:

59 across. Judge's directive, or a feature of each set of circled letters?: COURT ORDER. 

The reveal is supported by the following entries; I highlighted the circled letters in red text:

17 across. 1990s grunge icon: KURT COBAIN.  There is far too much to write about him to fit into this blog. I'm pretty sure that he was quite polarizing, but then again, aren't we all to some degree?  When I read his biography @ Wikipedia I noticed this fact about him, straight away: he died at the age of 27 (this link will provide the names of the other iconic rock stars who passed at this specific age, which began the use of the term, "27 Club")

23 across. Some street food vendors: TACO TRUCKS.  These are quite popular here in the desert SW but I hear that they are becoming popular in more and more places across the country, not just in Arizona or other states that border Mexico.  Does your city have one?  Do tell!

 

This is one that we frequent

37 across. Going the faster way, hopefully: TAKING A SHORTCUT.  This brings back some not so fond memories of taking road trips with my parents and sister.  Earliest memory probably was at the age of 6 or so.  Dad was "infamous" for trying to find a shortcut rather than stick to the beaten path.  I guess that he swore by the adage that the shortest distance between two spots is a straight line.  Well, often that "straight line" that dad drove resulted in a dead end.  Many times at a farm house!  My mom had an expression for his shortcuts and called them "two-mile roads", as we always seemed to drive two miles in and then two miles back out

48 across. Easy A's: GUT COURSES. [from AI] "A gut course is college slang for an easy, undemanding academic class. The term arose in the early 20th century from the older slang notion of a "feast" or "belly-full"—implying a course so simple that a student could easily "swallow" or consume it without mental strain. Campus slang dictionaries and historical references (such as the Online Etymology Dictionary) note student use of "gut" for an easy class emerging around 1916, though some major lexicons trace its widespread recorded use to the mid-20th century."  I did not know this

After solving the puzzle and revisiting the circles, I noticed that the "order" of the letters in the word COURT were correct in only 3 of the four entries.  37 across (TAKING A SHORTCUT) was the exception, and the added T next to the circled letters felt "odd".  I suppose that is a nit but when I do my recaps and rate the puzzles I take everything into account; I WANT ORDER!! 🤨

To his credit, Guilherme used very few three-letter words; the entries were quite fresh; and he used 55 letters for the reveal and entries (that's a lot). Overall, I rate this ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐.   Bom trabalho!

Here is the grid: 

 

On to the rest:

Across:
1. Rascal: SCAMP.

6. With 30-Across, FIFA women's powerhouse: TEAM (30 across. See 6-Across) USA.  [from AI] "Team USA women hold elite historic milestones across sports, highlighted by the soccer team's 4 World Cup titles, basketball's dominant Olympic streak, and a record-breaking 12 gold medals for female athletes at the 2026 Winter Games"

10. Rip-off: SCAM. Moe-ku:

        A Generic brand

        Ripped-off Hormel with canned meat.

        It was a Spam SCAM 

14. Green growth in a pond: ALGAE.  Moe-ku: (this one will test your knowledge of soul music)

        Hi Records star Green

       ("Let's Stay Together") 

        Has homo-phonic nickname 

        I think it's ALGAE

15. Rotating shaft: AXLE.

16. Salt-N-Pepa, e.g.: TRIO. Soul music was what I grew up with; the next generation was into Hip-Hop (I think!).  Salt-N-Pepa was formed in 1985 in NYC.  Salt (Cheryl James) Pepa (Sandra Denton) and DJ Spinderella (Deidra Roper) are the trio [Wikipedia].  Their website

[entry #1]

19. Learning tools: AIDS.  Anyone remember these?

 

20. Manatee habitat: SEA. But the Malodorous Manatee's habitat is here, at the Crossword Corner!

21. Ray of McDonald's history: KROC. Moe-ku: (this will test your knowledge of TV sitcoms)

       "New Girl" actor Max

        Played McDonald's founder Ray;

        That's a Kroc of Schmidt 

22. General locations: AREAS.  As opposed to "Dollar General" locations: everywhere! 

[entry #2]

26. VEX creations: ROBOTS. Perps helped solve this one

29. Make a choice: OPT.

[see above @ 6]

33. Azerbaijan neighbor: IRAN. Today's geography lesson

34. Right-hand page: RECTO. Today's Latin lesson.  Recto in Spanish, though, means "straight" (as in straight ahead)

36. Only word spoken in "Silent Movie": NON.  Ironically spoken by famed mime artist Marcel Marceau

[entry #3]

41. Former quarterback Manning: ELI.  Eli and his NY Giants Football Team won two Super Bowls: Super Bowl XLII and XLVI - both versus the New England Patriots.  Not sure if this video will load, but the highlight of SB 42 was this catch:

 

42. 1/16 of a pound: OUNCE. 

43. 2026 "Legally Blonde" prequel: ELLE. Any fans here of this movie or its prequel?

44. Taxpayer ID: SSN. Entered as a nine-digit number: xxx-xx-xxxx.  It helps to remember your last four digits

45. "Sweet!": RAD. The word "rad" became popular in the mid-1980's.  My generation used the word "cool"

46. Make a value judgment: ASSESS. 

[entry #4]

52. Result of haste, in an adage: WASTE.  

54. Colossal: VAST.

55. Prefix with -tainment: EDU.  Hand up for trying CON first?  

Learning moe-ment: [from AI and Wiki]: "Edutainment is a blended word combining education and entertainment. It means media or activities designed to teach people while keeping them amused and interested. This approach turns learning into a fun experience instead of a chore".  So is this a portmanteau?

58. So much: A LOT.  Would "very" much have been A TON??

[reveal]

62. Junction point: NODE.  Moe-ku:

 

        The energy flow

        Was all catawampus, but

        The NODE knowed the way

63. Hayride seat, say: BALE.  Why I chose LOFT first befuddles me; I was on a hayride, not on a "ride in the hay" 😂😂😂

64. "All sales are __": FINAL.

65. Beloved: DEAR.

66. Scrabble board symbol covered in the first play of the game: STAR.  It also is a Double Word symbol.  Helps to get off to a good start.  The image below was a game I played against another person (you'll notice the score for the "Chairman".  The word RALPHED was my star-ter.  I also made a few Triples

67. Young horses: FOALS. Very young horses.  Newborns

Down:
1. Fifth Avenue retailer: SAKS.  

2. Game with secret passages: CLUE.  Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with a knife

3. Taj Mahal city: AGRA.  Moe-ku:

 

        Magicians say this

        Magic word in India:

        AGRA-cadabara 

  

4. Yoga surface: MAT.

5. Eat like a bird?: PECK AT.  These birds know

6. Frowned upon: TABOO.  I've always instructed people not to wear cologne or perfume at wine tastings, so I guess THIS would also be

7. Spot-on: EXACT.

8. Legend in the ring: ALI.  Father or daughter?? 

9. Big boys: MEN.

10. Severely plain: STARK.  But not THIS Stark:

11. Throws in the towel: CRIES UNCLE.

12. Verdi opera: AIDA.

13. Green growth in a terrarium: MOSS.  Are you one who believes that moss only grows on the north side of a tree?  That sounds a bit shady, to me

18. Middle-earth monsters: ORCS. 

22. Many a Hollywood Walk of Fame honoree: ACTOR.

There are exceptions though 

23. "Un-Break My Heart" singer Braxton: TONI.

24. Swiss pharmaceutical giant: ROCHE.  [Wikipedia] "F. Hoffmann-La Roche AG, commonly known as Roche, is a Swiss multinational holding healthcare company that operates worldwide under two divisions: Pharmaceuticals and Diagnostics. Its holding company, Roche Holding AG, has shares listed on the SIX Swiss Exchange. The company headquarters are located in Basel.

25. As many as: UP TO.  There may be up to six Moe-ku's today

26. Ceremonial events: RITES. And one Moe-l'ick, for a change ... and the rite is probably well-known to our Jewish cornerites:

        After birth, couple's son had his Bris

        
But just wait 'til you hear about this!

        The Mohel arrived drunk;

        Then butchered baby's junk.

        Looks like something's become quite a Miss.

27. Spoken exams: ORALS. 

28. Science fair volcano ingredient: BAKING SODA.  [From AI]: "A classic science fair volcano uses baking soda and vinegar to create a fizzy, foaming chemical reaction"

The video below is a tad juvenile but it's still pretty cool 😎😎

 

31. Spiritual essences: SOULS.

32. Pays to play: ANTES.  Today's grammar lesson:  Why would you say ante versus antes? "Ante is the base form of the verb used for I, you, we, they, or plural nouns in the present tense, while antes is the third-person singular form used for he, she, it, or singular nouns.  Did I say this correctly??

34. Total stranger: RANDO.  [AI explanation]: "The slang word "rando" comes from shortening the word "random" and adding the suffix -o (similar to words like weirdo or sicko). It first appeared in American youth slang during the 1990s and 2000s before becoming mainstream in the 2010s"

35. Key near F1: ESC.

38. America del __: Mexico's continent: NORTE.  North America

39. Green dip, briefly: GUAC.  I make a mean guac if I do say so myself.  My recipe includes (besides avocados) fresh cilantro, chopped red onion, diced Hatch chili peppers (when in season) or jalapeño peppers, lime juice, and low-sodium tajin.  I put everything into a food processor and puree, maintaining just a bit of "chunkiness" 

40. Model/activist Holliday: TESS.  Ryann Maegen Hoven, known professionally as Tess Holliday and formerly known as Tess Munster, is an American plus-size model, blogger, and make-up artist based in Los Angeles - she is unknown to me

46. Helper: Abbr.: ASST.  One of the other nits I had with today's puzzle was the number of abbr's

47. Trigger, as an alarm: SET OFF.  

49. Total: UTTER.  

50. Throat dangler: UVULA.  This was one from Jim Davis that was a bit surprising ... 

51. More uncommon: RARER.

52. Steam __: latte-making gadget: WAND.  

53. Sunburn treatment: ALOE.

55. "Giant" novelist Ferber: EDNA.

56. "Works for me!": DEAL.

57. Web addresses: URLS.  Moe-ku #6

        Websites in Russia

        Are all named after mountains:

        The Urals' URLs 

 

(hey, they can't all be winners ...)          

59. "48 Hours" airer: CBS.  I always thought that "60 Minutes" was all I could watch in one sitting.  "48 Hours"?  My attention span now lasts for maybe 30 seconds ... 😉

60. Breakfast bit that might soak overnight: OAT.

61. Home of Sugarloaf Mountain: RIO.  Here is a fun fact:  There are no less than 450 mountains, hills, and rock formations named Sugarloaf worldwide, with over 200 located in the United States alone.  Bet you didn't know THAT!  

Now, when it comes to rock bands named Sugarloaf, the one featured in the video below is the Chairman's favorite - not sure when in 1970 that this one became a "hit"; either before I graduated HS or after I became a freshman in college.  But I still like this song (Green-Eyed Lady) some 56 years later ...

  

See you next month - my carpal tunnel surgery on hand number two is manaña

Wednesday, August 5, 2026 - Avery Katz and Aaron Gee

 

Theme: Beginner's steps

Clue:  First Lesson in "How to Create a Crossword Puzzle"?

Answer:  GET YOUR POINT ACROSS

 

Puzzling thoughts:

 

Chairman Moe here - fulfilling my monthly commitment to my fellow Crossword "Corner-ites" with a recap of today's collaborative puzzle from Avery (Gee) Katz and Aaron Gee

 

A Google search for Avery provided this snippet from The New York Times: “Avery Gee Katz, of Santa Clara, Calif., is a user experience designer at a software company. She comes from a puzzle-loving family — the first crossword she ever made was a Father’s Day present for her dad ..." 

 

A Google search for Aaron resulted in a related comment from The New York Times indicating that he is Avery's brother.  They collaborated on a puzzle there in November of 2024.  My guess is that this is their first appearance @ LAT - if so, congrat's on your debut.  Please stop by to say hello and comment if you like

 

Today's puzzle - while seemingly straight-forward - uses a bit of wordplay to provide an alternate clue for a common phrase/expression.  For example:

18 across. First lesson in "How To DJ"?: START FROM SCRATCH.  Right off the bat, Avery and Aaron use an idiomatic phrase meaning "to begin" and tie it to how one might become a disc jockey (DJ)

For those of us who recall DJ's such as Casey Kasem or Wolfman Jack, who "spun" records on a turntable for radio air play, many of today's DJ's use the record on a turntable to create a background sound effect.  They do this by "scratching" the record surface - see video below

 

 

26 across. First lesson in "Plumbing: A Beginner's Guide"?: TAKE THE PLUNGE.  The idiomatic phrase "take the plunge" is associated with being "all in", and making a bold decision to do something with an uncertain outcome.  The playful clue description might be a lesson for all would-be plumbers in how to unclog a toilet, perhaps?

 

47 across. First lesson in "Sport Climbing and You"?: LEARN THE ROPES.  Once again Avery and Aaron become "Ms. and Mr. Obvious" by suggesting that learning how to use ropes when climbing up the face of a mountain is a necessary, first lesson.  Or in this case, how to engage in Sport Skateboarding!

 

 

61 across. First lesson in "A Handbook of Competitive Eating"?: STEP UP TO THE PLATE. The idiomatic phrase refers - literally - to a baseball player taking his stance in the batter's box and facing the pitcher.  It suggests that by doing so, you've committed to the task at hand.  The "plate" in this case is home plate.  Avery and Aaron find another "plate" to provide the wordplay: a pie plate, perhaps

In this episode of "The Big Bang Theory", Penny and Amy take on Leonard and Sheldon in a series of competitive contests, including this one:

 

The grid size today is 15x16 to accommodate the two spanners (18 and 61 across).  I'm guessing that Avery and Aaron didn't consider my clue/answer in their choices as the answer contained 18 letters! 😉

 

Let's move on to the rest of the answers/fill as we admire, first, the solved grid:

 

 

 

Across:
1. Mess up: BOTCH.  I almost messed up the puzzle from the get go when I tried the word ERROR

6. Beer foam: HEAD.  Another mess up when I tried SUDS

10. Golden Arches sandwich: MC RIB.  This was filled in correctly as the McRib, oddly enough, was my erstwhile favorite McDonald's sandwich.  I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to a McDonald's in the past year and have fingers left over

15. Sneeze sound: ACHOO.  "Gesundheit!"

16. Upfront stake: ANTE.  I hope no one was thinking that the stake in question was associated with camping

17. Family, in Hawaiian: OHANA.  Totally solved with perps as I knew not of this word.  Perhaps if I had seen the Disney movie "Lilo and Stitch" I'd have known of it [according to Reddit]

[Hawaii-Guide dot com] "Ohana is a Hawaiian word that means family, community, and deep connection. It goes beyond blood relatives to include chosen friends and neighbors, meaning that nobody gets left behind or forgotten"

[theme entry]

21. Summer shirts: TANK TOPS.  Question: is it objectifying to show a picture of a woman sporting a tank top?  How about a guy?  How about both, together?  Let's go with the latter and see if anyone comments ...

 

 

And here, you thought I was going to be objectifying! 🤣

22. "Let me say it again ... ": I REPEAT.  Moe-ku:

 

        The Who's Townshend helped

        Me fertilize the garden. 

        Pete, and I, re-peat 

23. Antlered grazer: ELK.

24. Trauma ctrs.: E.R.S.  I last visited one of these when I was on holiday in Portugal.  The tour I was on insisted that I get seen by a doctor as I had symptoms of a head cold.  Went there on a Saturday around 5:30 pm.  Got seen at 9:00.  Yup, it was a head cold.  No "trauma" other than the 3-1/2 hour wait to be seen

25. Vocalized: ORAL.  And its semi-clecho: (35 across. Uttered): SAID.

[theme entry]

32. Rights org.: ACLU.  Somewhat of an oxymoron; the American Civil Liberties Union is indeed a "rights" organization, but its adherents are generally "left"-leaning

36. Mexican state on the Gulf of California: SONORA.  CSO to all of our Crossword Cornerites with Mexican heritage.  Sonora borders my state (Arizona) though I have yet to visit it.  One of its many attractions is a place called Puerto Peñasco (Rocky Point); a highly popular beach resort town just south of the Arizona border, famous for its beaches, water sports, and nightlife.  It's located on the Sea of Cortez

 

37. Leap happily: BOUND.  As in, "leaps and bounds"

39. Some jeans: LEES.  A brand name, of course.  Another clue for lees is "dead yeast cells used in the fermentation of wine".  Lees are what gives some white wines a bit of a creamy texture/mouth feel, and they add complexity to the finished "product"

41. Lute in Hindi cinema: SITAR.  Moe-ku: (there's a lot to unravel in this one!)

 

        Actor Harrison,

        Not George, played the SITAR

        In some "Indy" films 

 

42. Hosts: EMCEES.  A look back in time when Dean Martin hosted a roast

 

44. 2022 Super Bowl winners: RAMS.  One of their stars was a former DT for my alma mater - and will undoubtedly be a Hall of Fame inductee - though there is a rumor that he might end his retirement and come back to play this year or next

 

Another Aaron

 

46. Forecast no.: TEMP.  As I typed this recap, our forecast # for today, in the Greater Phoenix area, was 109.  Yesterday (July 24) the temp set a record for the date: 117!!

[theme entry]

50. Like Death Valley: ARID.  Also, like Sonora; also, like Phoenix.  Our rainfall (year-to-date) is less than 3"; total

51. Coconut __: OIL.  Couldn't figure out where this one was going.  I do a fair amount of cooking but do not use coconut oil - but then I realized that coconut oil is used primarily in skin moisturizers; as is this: (64 across. Ingredient in a cooling lotion:) ALOE.

52. Poke bowl protein: AHI.  Given the usage of a few Hawaiian-related clues and answers in today's puzzle, I wonder if the Gee siblings are from the 50th state?

55. Home exercise bike brand: PELOTON.  This answer was my first guess

59. Natural disaster, legally: ACT OF GOD.  I can't recall ever seeing this phrase used in a crossword puzzle before.  The clue is quite accurate as many insurance carriers will not cover items that were destroyed or damaged from a natural disaster.  [from Wikipedia] "Yes, "act of God" is a recognized legal term used in contract law, tort law, and insurance. It describes an overwhelming, unpreventable natural event—such as an earthquake, hurricane, or flood—caused exclusively by natural forces without human intervention"

[theme entry]

63. More frigid: ICIER.  The synonym for this used to be "frigider" until a certain appliance mfr said that it sounded too much like its brand name ...

65. Locations for Christmas lights: EAVES.  If you look closely, Clark Griswold actually put some of his 25,000 Christmas lights under the eaves

 

66. Welcome relief on a hot day: SHADE. Well, I can say that I am one (here in AZ) who looks for a spot of shade in a parking lot, but that barely helps when it's 117 degrees out

67. Scottish lids: TAMS.  "Lids", as in the slang term for hats

68. High-protein grain: SPELT.  Moe-ku:

 

          Kellogg's proofreader

          Skipped right past the word "ote". They

          Thought, that's how it's spelt   

Down:
1. Slather with butter, perhaps: BASTE.  Watch most any French cooking video and you'll see how frequently they baste - but that doesn't mean you HAVE to be French to baste

 

2. In base eight: OCTAL.  A tutorial for those who are unfamiliar with base eight:

Not sure that I still totally understand it, but as a retiree I doubt I will ever have to consider its use

3. "You'll __ me someday": THANK.  For the tutorial above, perhaps?? 😜

4. Winery keepsake: CORK.  As your resident sommelier, I can attest to keeping corks.  One of these days I will endeavor to use them for trivets, perhaps.  When we were in Portugal we saw the source of cork - it's harvested from the bark of a certain oak tree that grows in the Alentejo region of Portugal. As this image shows, a portion of the bark has been stripped from the tree.  This is where the cork comes from. The number (6) indicates the year in which it was harvested (2026).  The tree will regrow its bark and be ready for another harvest in 2035 (9 years)

5. Throat-soothing brew: HOT TEA.  Another clip from "TBBT".  For Sheldon, offering a hot beverage was not optional to someone who was feeling down-in-the-dumps.  We can only imagine that it was also throat-soothing

 

6. Ice dweller off the coast of Greenland: HARP SEAL.  As opposed to a monsoon dweller off the coast of India known as the Sitar Seal ... 😀

Happy Harp Seal

7. Actress Mireille: ENOS.  Complete unknown, as clued.  Oh, how we have evolved in crossword clues!  Back in the day this would have been clued as "Baseball slugger Slaughter"

8. Self-serve bank device: ATM.  At least today's description of it was not what was clued back on July 24 when it (the ATM) was consigned to a 7-11 store

9. "You are my fire / The one __": "I Want It That Way" opening lyrics: DESIRE.  A "Backstreet Boys" classic

10. Cherries atop Black Forest cake: MORELLOS.  I prefer my Morello cherries in a Manhattan Cocktail. [from AI] "A Manhattan pairs rye whiskey or bourbon, sweet vermouth, and bitters, garnished with rich, tart Morello or Amarena cocktail cherries"

11. Crack, as lips: CHAP. [Merriam-Webster] Defined 5 ways: (1) noun: a crack in or a sore roughening of the skin caused by exposure to wind or cold; (2) intransitive verb: to open in cracks, slits, or chinks; (3) noun:  the fleshy covering of a jaw; (4) noun: {mostly British} fellow; (5) abbreviation: chapter

But my definition involves something different which is captured in this Moe-ku:

 

        Cowboy dismounted.

        Walked in brush to pee. Later,

        He found a chaps tick 

      

12. Assign stars to: RATE.  Over the course of my blogging I have used many different RATE-ing scales to "grade" the puzzles.  My "Moes" [sic] Hardness Scale" is perhaps my favorite, but the current 5 star system of grading has become the standard.  Today's puzzle gets a solid, ⭐⭐⭐⭐s.  Unlike this celestial body (Moe-l'ick):

 

        At Lover's Lane there were parked many cars,
        With nighttime view of the planets, like Mars.
                When her date, Roosevelt,
                Showed her Orion's Belt,
        She uttered, "meh, I'll just rate it 3 Stars." 

13. Cuzco civilization: INCA.

14. Thai currency whose symbol was once used to represent Bitcoin: BAHT.  Read this article

19. Tined flatware: FORKS.  And this clecho-like clue/answer: (55 down. Trident-shaped letters:) PSIS. The image of the letter Psi kinda looks like a fork

20. Dice game: CRAPS.  I am on a "The Big Bang Theory" kick today ... CRAPS mentioned @ 0:58

25. "Heavens!": OH DEAR.  

26. Guitar peg, e.g.: TUNER.

27. Like the rice terraces of the Philippine Cordilleras: TIERED.

This is actually in Vietnam

28. Bushels and pecks: UNITS. Or, for those here old enough to remember, some song lyrics:

 

29. Scribbled reminder: NOTE.  I am still pretty much "old school" when it comes to note taking.  I have lots of note paper close at hand.  Only time I use my "Notes" app on my phone is when I am not close by my pen and paper

30. Family nickname: GRAM.  My grandson calls me "GRAMPS"

31. Wyatt of Tombstone: EARP.  Another CSO to we Arizonans.  Tombstone is ESE of Tucson and provides the tourists with several period places to see what life was like in the 1800's.  The top things to do there include:

O.K. Corral: Watch daily live reenactments of the famous 1881 gunfight involving Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and the Clanton gang.

Bird Cage Theatre: Tour the preserved 1880s saloon and gambling hall featuring original fixtures and over 100 bullet holes.

Tombstone Courthouse State Historic Park: View Victorian-era exhibits, courtrooms, and the authentic outdoor gallows from 1882.

Boothill Graveyard: Walk through the historic pioneer cemetery where early outlaws and townspeople are buried

 

32. Biblical brother: ABEL. Younger brother of Cain and the first person murdered, according to The Bible

33. "Follow me": COME. "Psst!  Follow me!!"

34. Pixar film about a young sea monster: LUCA. Here is the trailer:

 

38. Unfold, as a protein: DENATURE. [Merriam-Webster] "To denature means to change or ruin the natural qualities or shape of something. In science, it most often means changing proteins, DNA, or alcohol using heat, acids, or chemicals."  I seem to remember the term "denatured alcohol" which loosely translated means, "don't drink it"!

40. Makes out: SMOOCHES.  Symbolized by the letter "X" or the emoji "😘"

43. Sharpen on a leather belt: STROP.  My first memory of going to the barbershop with my dad was watching a man getting a shave - the barber made the razor sharp by using a leather strop

 

45. Ill will: SPITE.  As opposed to "ill swill": SPRITE 

48. Suggest: HINT AT.  I tend to be pretty straight-forward - no beating around the bush for this guy.  Although some of my blog comments may belie that 

49. Gets married by Elvis, perhaps: ELOPES.  Know anyone who's been married by an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas?

52. Tequila plant: AGAVE.  [from AI] "Blue agave (Agave tequilana) is special because it is the only plant legally permitted to produce authentic tequila. Its massive, starchy core (the piña) is rich in complex carbohydrates and fructose, making it uniquely suited for fermentation and the creation of a deeply complex, terroir-driven spirit".  Moe enjoys drinking tequila "neat"; Miss Margaret enjoys hers in a Margarita (go figure!!)

53. Guest spot?: HOTEL.  Not the guest spot on a TV talk show 

54. Namely: ID EST.  Commonly seen as its abbreviation: i.e., - as in, "Wyatt Earp is best known as a lawman from the wild west, i.e., one of the ones who fought at the O.K. Corral in Tombstone".  It's commonly confused with its cousin, e.g., which means "for example" and comes from the Latin "exempli gratia"

56. __ A Sketch: ETCH.  

57. Skywalker raised on Alderaan: LEIA.  Process of elimination?  Had to be either LEIA or Luke

58. Pointed column: OP ED.  Speaking of getting your point across ... 

59. Chemistry class model: ATOM.  Is a molecule close enough? My final "The Big Bang Theory" video, promise!

60. Try to fly: FLAP.  Cute clue.  Cute cartoon:

62. Lisbon greeting: OLA.  First off, in Portugal they call it Lisboa; and most use the greeting "Bom Dia" especially in the hours between dawn and early afternoon.  I found that if you said "Obrigado" a lot it was well-received by the Portuguese people

OK, that wraps up another blog from the Chairman.  I'll see y'all in early September.  Between now and then I am having surgery on both hands (Carpal Tunnel) so hopefully I will be able to type up my blog before September 2

[a postscript] - on Monday Aug 2 there was an entry in the puzzle: "B SIDE".  In the comments that day, both Husker Gary and Jinx in Norfolk referenced 45 RPM records.  I recalled that in addition to 45 RPM "singles", a few magazines experimented with enclosing a cardboard record (about the size of a 45) in their publications.  One that apparently made me laugh (I was a young teenager at the time) was in Mad Magazine.  The "record's" title was "It's a Gas!" The video below confirms that you can find most anything on YouTube!

 

Wednesday, July 8, 2026 - Jonathon Hales

 Theme:  "Quiet, please!"

 

 

Puzzling thoughts:

Greetings from Chairman Moe; or, as I learned last month when Miss Margaret and I toured the Iberian Peninsula for 3+ weeks, the local expression for greetings are: "Bom Dia" (Portuguese) and "Egun On" (Basque)

 

My crossword solving skills took a hiatus, too, as I did not travel with my laptop, and solving on a cellphone is not very practical.  Solving crossword puzzles was not even on my priority/to do list while on holidays.  Too many amazing things to see and explore.  If you've never visited Portugal or the Basque Country in Spain, do. Thanks, CED, for swapping Wednesdays with me this month as I returned back to the U.S. on 1 July and would not have been able to do my "assigned" day

On to the puzzle du jour:  When I googled the constructor's name, Jonathon Hales, I came up empty; other than a few people with that name (and exact spelling) on Facebook.  I found zero relatable "hits" to any so-named crossword puzzle constructor so my guess is that this is both his LAT and personal debut.  If this is so, congratulations!  If not (and he happens to stop by) please provide us with some more details about yourself and about today's puzzle

Jonathon's work is a combination of word play and factual phrases that one could relate to a (52-across. Community facility for researchers and book lovers) LOCAL LIBRARY.  For example:

17. Suggestion for a 52-Across patron who didn't finish a book by closing time?: CHECK IT OUT.  The word play ("check it out") could refer to examining or analyzing something; the library connection (literal meaning) is taking the book to the desk, showing your library card, and taking it home for a period of time

 

 

 

24. Reminder on a collection that can't leave a 52-Across?: READ ONLY FILE.  The literal and figurative meaning of this is a bit more vague than the other entries, IMO.  But, if you recall the "Reference" section of a library, items such as encyclopedias were "read only in the library"; not to be checked out.  A read only file [as defined by Microsoft Support] is: any computer file that you can open, view, print, or copy, but cannot modify, delete, overwrite, or edit. The operating system blocks any "write" operations to protect the document's content and maintain its original state

 

 

36. Sign near a door slot of a 52-Across?: RETURN TO THE FOLD. Another connection of literal and figurative as the word "return" is what you literally do with a book you've checked out of the library, and return to the fold is an expression that means to rejoin, return, or be welcomed back into a group, community, or organization after a period of absence. I suppose that a book that's been checked out of the library could be "missed" by the other books.  I chose another meaning of the word "fold" with the cartoon below:

 

 

 

 

64. Advice for patrons who borrow materials from a 52-Across?: DON'T BE LATE.  The cartoon below is a bit "dark" but it summarizes the theme! 😏

 

 

 

Perhaps my blogging "skills" took a hiatus, too.  Please add your thoughts to the comment section if you saw anything different than I 

Here is the completed grid.  This "felt" a bit more difficult than a typical Wednesday puzzle but I finished it without help and with very few write-overs ...

 

 

 

Across:

1. Seaweed on tobiko maki: NORI.  Moe-ku:

 

        Question on seaweed

        Sushi wrap: Do you eat it?

        If it's no, NOR I 

5. Trophy winner: CHAMP. 

10. Quaker grains: OATS.  

14. Sing the praises of: LAUD.  As in the lyrics of this hymn:

 

15. Striped Girl Scout Cookie: SAMOA.  Not sure that I agree that a singular cookie would be called a Samoa 

16. Tortilla sandwich: WRAP.  Moe-ku:

        Movie director's

        Comment after having lunch:

        "I think that's a WRAP!" 

[theme entry]

19. The Dalai __: LAMA.

20. Geena's "Thelma & Louise" co-star: SUSAN.  Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon 

That's Susan on the left / Geena on the right

21. Native Canadian: CREE. [from Wikipedia] "The Cree are one of the largest Indigenous groups in North America, with a total population exceeding 350,000. Their traditional territories stretch from Alberta to Quebec in Canada, with a few communities in Montana, USA. They are divided into distinct groups like the Plains, Woodland, and Swampy Cree, each adapting unique traditions to their specific regional environments"

23. Not great: BAD.  I typed in MEH before correcting it

[theme entry]

28. Former South African president Nelson: MANDELA.  

31. Slices and __: DICES.  Ron Popeil's invention of the 1960's: "It slices and dices and makes julienne french fried potatoes ..."

And its commercial was filmed in the Canadian Province that's the answer to (49 across. Home of Canadian curler Marc Kennedy:) ALBERTA. (and a mini-CSO to CanadianEh!)

32. Melber of MS NOW: ARI. [according to Wikipedia] "Ari Naftali Melber is an American attorney and Emmy Award-winning journalist who is the Chief Legal Correspondent for MS NOW and host of The Beat with Ari Melber. Melber won a 2016 Emmy Award for Supreme Court reporting and was nominated for Emmy Awards in 2020 and 2025 in the "Outstanding Live Interview" category"

33. Frequently, in poetry: OFT.

35. March 14 dessert: PIE.  Based on the fact that the mathematical number for "pi" is 3.14 (when rounded to two decimals) and is also a way of expressing March 14 (3/14)

[theme entry]

43. Look at: SEE.  

44. "Gangnam Style" rapper: PSY.  

45. Forever and a day: EON. 

46. Group of lions: PRIDE.  Moe-ku:

        A group of lions

        Who were homosexual

        Held a PRIDE Parade 

        (of course they did!!) 

 

 

[theme reveal]

56. The "A" of IPA: ALE.  As in India Pale ALE

57. __ fountain: SODA.  If the word "fountain" were capitalized, my answer would've been PETE

58. Greek fable writer: AESOP.  My favorite "fables" growing up were featured on the cartoon show "The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle":

 

62. Healthy piece: SLAB.  As opposed to an "unhealthy piece" where I would have inserted the word FLAB

67. Prefix with phone: MEGA.  Anyone else besides me have TELE in this spot?

68. Twinkle: GLEAM.  A different spelling of this word was used as a brand name for toothpaste (that apparently made your teeth "twinkle").  P & G discontinued this brand about 12 years ago as part of a purging of under-performing SKUs

 

 

69. Raison d'__: ETRE. Raison d'être is a French phrase that translates to "reason for existence". It refers to the fundamental purpose, justification, or driving motive behind why a person, organization, or concept exists

70. Greek war god: ARES. Did anyone confuse Ares with MARS?  The Roman war god? Not I

71. County in southeast England: ESSEX.

72. Furniture wood: TEAK.  Moe-ku:

 

        Piece of furniture

        Shaped like Polynesian raft

        Is called: Kon-TEAK-i  

Down:
1. MLB playoff round: NLCS.  Short for: National League Championship Series - won last year by the LA Dodgers.  I'm old enough to remember when there was one "champion" of the NL and one of the AL and they contended for the World Series.  Baseball has expanded greatly since then (double the number of teams) and there are more playoff rounds before the World Series begins.  Now, there is a "Wild Card" round; a "Divisional" round; and a "League Championship" round.  Used to be that the World Series was decided in early October - with all the extra "rounds" it can spill into November

2. Diamond Head's island: OAHU.  A reference to the dormant volcano crater located on Hawaii's most populated island

 

 

3. Wants to take back: RUES.

4. Security checkpoint request: I.D. CARD.  During our Iberian Peninsula trip we had to show our U.S. Passport several times but never an I.D. "card"

5. CBS forensic franchise: CSI.  Short for: Crime Scene Investigation

6. See 34-Down: HAT. (34 down. With 6-Down, part of an Abraham Lincoln costume:) TOP.  This dude wore a top hat of sorts:

 

7. Corporation previously called Standard Oil of Indiana: AMOCO.  [per Wikipedia]: The majority of today’s largest energy corporations trace their roots back to the 1911 breakup:

ExxonMobil: Descends from the Standard Oil Company of New Jersey (Esso) and the Standard Oil Company of New York (Socony).

Chevron: Formed from the Standard Oil Company of California (SoCal), which later acquired Standard Oil of Kentucky.

BP (British Petroleum): Acquired the Standard Oil Company of Ohio (Sohio) and the Standard Oil Company of Indiana (Amoco).

Marathon Petroleum / Marathon Oil: Descends directly from The Ohio Oil Company, an early Standard Oil production subsidiary.

8. Grieve: MOURN.

9. Dev of "Lion": PATEL.  A clecho of sorts as the word "lion" appeared for the answer: PRIDE

10. "Horned" bird: OWL.  We had a Great Horned Owl "family" build a nest in one of our community's Saguaro cacti a few years ago

11. Language of the Quran: ARABIC.

12. Snack steamed in a corn husk: TAMALE.

13. Small shovels: SPADES.  

18. Patella locale: KNEE.

22. Grammy winner Gorme: EYDIE.  Married to fellow singer/comedian Steve Lawrence

 

 

25. Like Kevin McCallister at Christmas: ALONE.  From the movie series "Home Alone"

26. Inane: DAFT. [according to Cambridge Dictionary] "Daft" is an informal adjective meaning foolish, silly, or obviously absurd. Commonly used in British and Scottish English, the term describes actions, ideas, or behavior that lack good sense and judgment

27. Feudal estate: FIEF. Moe-ku:

 

        Notable giant

        Became a vassal. His new 

        Phrase? "FIEF-fi-fo-fum"  

28. Feb. follower: MAR.  Might've preferred this answer to not be an abbreviation 

29. "Odds __ ... ": ARE.  'N' ENDS didn't fit; nor ON

30. Tiny issue: NIT.  See my response to 28 down

35. Kingdom divisions: PHYLA.  [according to Wikipedia] "Phyla" is the plural form of the word phylum. In biology, a phylum is a major taxonomic rank used to classify organisms. It sits below kingdom and above class. Organisms in the same phylum share a fundamental structural framework or a common evolutionary body plan

37. Food safety org.: USDA.  Short for United States Department of Agriculture

38. Film spools: REELS. 

39. Peter the Great, for one: TSAR.  CZAR also fits, but why tsar?  [according to American Heritage Dictionary]  "Tsar" and "czar" are simply two different English spellings of the same Russian title for a monarch or supreme ruler, with both words etymologically derived from the Roman title "Caesar"

40. Not 'neath: OER.

41. Spot with many spots: LOT.  As in a parking lot

42. Genetic material: DNA. So, is RNA a genetic material?  Would it have worked as an answer here? Yes, RNA is genetic material. While DNA is the primary genetic material for humans and most other cellular life, RNA serves as the sole genetic material for many viruses (such as HIV and Influenza). Additionally, all living cells use RNA to translate genetic information (code) from DNA into functional proteins [according to National Human Genome Research Inst]

46. Blood bank supply: PLASMA.  Moe-ku:

 

        What's the screen format

        Of Count Dracula's TV?

        Why, PLASMA, of course!  

47. __ skates: ROLLER.  ICE was too short here, but see the next entry:

48. Worldwide cold spell: ICE AGE.    

50. Scottish hillside: BRAE.  I had CRAG first, but after correcting I learned this about the difference between crag and brae: "Crag and brae both describe natural geographical elevations, but they differ in their appearance, composition, and regional usage. A crag is a steep, rugged, or projecting rock. A brae is a term from Scottish English and Northern English referring specifically to a sloping hillside, typically leading down to a river" [according to Merriam-Webster]

51. Shoelace hole: EYELET.  Whilst I still have shoes that involve tying laces, I really enjoy my Skechers "step-in" shoes.  The pair I wear most often even come with eyelets even though those are unnecessary

53. Mountain hangout: LODGE. Après-ski hangout

54. Role models: IDOLS.  A direct rejection of the second of the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:4) "It strictly prohibits creating physical, graven images or idols of anything in heaven, earth, or sea to worship them"

55. Curses: BANES.  My friend the Thesaurussaurus agrees

59. Fill until full: SATE.  This happened far too often when we were on our Iberian Peninsula trip - but I suppose that gaining just 3 pounds over the course of 23 days isn't too bad.  I swore I wasn't going to eat bread again for quite a while and my first "meal" after getting home was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

60. Other, in Oaxaca: OTRA.  We probably heard this word a time or two when we were in Spain 

61. Steal a glance: PEEK.  Moe-ku:

        The paparazzi

        Were rated 5 stars.  It was

        Their PEEK performance 

63. Humanities degs.: B.A.s. Another of many abbreviations used today - Bachelor of Arts

65. __ kwon do: TAE. Fun Fact:  "Taekwondo" can be translated as tae ("strike with foot"), kwon ("strike with hand"), and do ("the art or way"). Taekwondo (or Tae Kwon Do) Moe-ku:

        New martial arts course

        Features a "touchless" routine

        Known as TAE Kwon Don't  

66. Extreme sport with bunny hops: BMX. Not sure if this is AI generated or not but if I hadn't googled it I don't know that I could imagine it ...

As I conclude this blog, I am still wondering if there was another meaning to the collective entries, but I won't lose sleep over it.  Please feel free to comment below if you think otherwise or agree.  Obrigado y Eskarikosko (thank you in Portuguese and Basque)

See you again next month - Chairman Moe 

Post script:  I almost forgot to include this classic Library Video; the Library Cop.  Enjoy!