Wednesday, July 8, 2026 - Jonathon Hales

 Theme:  "Quiet, please!"

 

 

Puzzling thoughts:

Greetings from Chairman Moe; or, as I learned last month when Miss Margaret and I toured the Iberian Peninsula for 3+ weeks, the local expression for greetings are: "Bom Dia" (Portuguese) and "Egun On" (Basque)

 

My crossword solving skills took a hiatus, too, as I did not travel with my laptop, and solving on a cellphone is not very practical.  Solving crossword puzzles was not even on my priority/to do list while on holidays.  Too many amazing things to see and explore.  If you've never visited Portugal or the Basque Country in Spain, do. Thanks, CED, for swapping Wednesdays with me this month as I returned back to the U.S. on 1 July and would not have been able to do my "assigned" day

On to the puzzle du jour:  When I googled the constructor's name, Jonathon Hales, I came up empty; other than a few people with that name (and exact spelling) on Facebook.  I found zero relatable "hits" to any so-named crossword puzzle constructor so my guess is that this is both his LAT and personal debut.  If this is so, congratulations!  If not (and he happens to stop by) please provide us with some more details about yourself and about today's puzzle

Jonathon's work is a combination of word play and factual phrases that one could relate to a (52-across. Community facility for researchers and book lovers) LOCAL LIBRARY.  For example:

17. Suggestion for a 52-Across patron who didn't finish a book by closing time?: CHECK IT OUT.  The word play ("check it out") could refer to examining or analyzing something; the library connection (literal meaning) is taking the book to the desk, showing your library card, and taking it home for a period of time

 

 

 

24. Reminder on a collection that can't leave a 52-Across?: READ ONLY FILE.  The literal and figurative meaning of this is a bit more vague than the other entries, IMO.  But, if you recall the "Reference" section of a library, items such as encyclopedias were "read only in the library"; not to be checked out.  A read only file [as defined by Microsoft Support] is: any computer file that you can open, view, print, or copy, but cannot modify, delete, overwrite, or edit. The operating system blocks any "write" operations to protect the document's content and maintain its original state

 

 

36. Sign near a door slot of a 52-Across?: RETURN TO THE FOLD. Another connection of literal and figurative as the word "return" is what you literally do with a book you've checked out of the library, and return to the fold is an expression that means to rejoin, return, or be welcomed back into a group, community, or organization after a period of absence. I suppose that a book that's been checked out of the library could be "missed" by the other books.  I chose another meaning of the word "fold" with the cartoon below:

 

 

 

 

64. Advice for patrons who borrow materials from a 52-Across?: DON'T BE LATE.  The cartoon below is a bit "dark" but it summarizes the theme! 😏

 

 

 

Perhaps my blogging "skills" took a hiatus, too.  Please add your thoughts to the comment section if you saw anything different than I 

Here is the completed grid.  This "felt" a bit more difficult than a typical Wednesday puzzle but I finished it without help and with very few write-overs ...

 

 

 

Across:

1. Seaweed on tobiko maki: NORI.  Moe-ku:

 

        Question on seaweed

        Sushi wrap: Do you eat it?

        If it's no, NOR I 

5. Trophy winner: CHAMP. 

10. Quaker grains: OATS.  

14. Sing the praises of: LAUD.  As in the lyrics of this hymn:

 

15. Striped Girl Scout Cookie: SAMOA.  Not sure that I agree that a singular cookie would be called a Samoa 

16. Tortilla sandwich: WRAP.  Moe-ku:

        Movie director's

        Comment after having lunch:

        "I think that's a WRAP!" 

[theme entry]

19. The Dalai __: LAMA.

20. Geena's "Thelma & Louise" co-star: SUSAN.  Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon 

That's Susan on the left / Geena on the right

21. Native Canadian: CREE. [from Wikipedia] "The Cree are one of the largest Indigenous groups in North America, with a total population exceeding 350,000. Their traditional territories stretch from Alberta to Quebec in Canada, with a few communities in Montana, USA. They are divided into distinct groups like the Plains, Woodland, and Swampy Cree, each adapting unique traditions to their specific regional environments"

23. Not great: BAD.  I typed in MEH before correcting it

[theme entry]

28. Former South African president Nelson: MANDELA.  

31. Slices and __: DICES.  Ron Popeil's invention of the 1960's: "It slices and dices and makes julienne french fried potatoes ..."

And its commercial was filmed in the Canadian Province that's the answer to (49 across. Home of Canadian curler Marc Kennedy:) ALBERTA. (and a mini-CSO to CanadianEh!)

32. Melber of MS NOW: ARI. [according to Wikipedia] "Ari Naftali Melber is an American attorney and Emmy Award-winning journalist who is the Chief Legal Correspondent for MS NOW and host of The Beat with Ari Melber. Melber won a 2016 Emmy Award for Supreme Court reporting and was nominated for Emmy Awards in 2020 and 2025 in the "Outstanding Live Interview" category"

33. Frequently, in poetry: OFT.

35. March 14 dessert: PIE.  Based on the fact that the mathematical number for "pi" is 3.14 (when rounded to two decimals) and is also a way of expressing March 14 (3/14)

[theme entry]

43. Look at: SEE.  

44. "Gangnam Style" rapper: PSY.  

45. Forever and a day: EON. 

46. Group of lions: PRIDE.  Moe-ku:

        A group of lions

        Who were homosexual

        Held a PRIDE Parade 

        (of course they did!!) 

 

 

[theme reveal]

56. The "A" of IPA: ALE.  As in India Pale ALE

57. __ fountain: SODA.  If the word "fountain" were capitalized, my answer would've been PETE

58. Greek fable writer: AESOP.  My favorite "fables" growing up were featured on the cartoon show "The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle":

 

62. Healthy piece: SLAB.  As opposed to an "unhealthy piece" where I would have inserted the word FLAB

67. Prefix with phone: MEGA.  Anyone else besides me have TELE in this spot?

68. Twinkle: GLEAM.  A different spelling of this word was used as a brand name for toothpaste (that apparently made your teeth "twinkle").  P & G discontinued this brand about 12 years ago as part of a purging of under-performing SKUs

 

 

69. Raison d'__: ETRE. Raison d'être is a French phrase that translates to "reason for existence". It refers to the fundamental purpose, justification, or driving motive behind why a person, organization, or concept exists

70. Greek war god: ARES. Did anyone confuse Ares with MARS?  The Roman war god? Not I

71. County in southeast England: ESSEX.

72. Furniture wood: TEAK.  Moe-ku:

 

        Piece of furniture

        Shaped like Polynesian raft

        Is called: Kon-TEAK-i  

Down:
1. MLB playoff round: NLCS.  Short for: National League Championship Series - won last year by the LA Dodgers.  I'm old enough to remember when there was one "champion" of the NL and one of the AL and they contended for the World Series.  Baseball has expanded greatly since then (double the number of teams) and there are more playoff rounds before the World Series begins.  Now, there is a "Wild Card" round; a "Divisional" round; and a "League Championship" round.  Used to be that the World Series was decided in early October - with all the extra "rounds" it can spill into November

2. Diamond Head's island: OAHU.  A reference to the dormant volcano crater located on Hawaii's most populated island

 

 

3. Wants to take back: RUES.

4. Security checkpoint request: I.D. CARD.  During our Iberian Peninsula trip we had to show our U.S. Passport several times but never an I.D. "card"

5. CBS forensic franchise: CSI.  Short for: Crime Scene Investigation

6. See 34-Down: HAT. (34 down. With 6-Down, part of an Abraham Lincoln costume:) TOP.  This dude wore a top hat of sorts:

 

7. Corporation previously called Standard Oil of Indiana: AMOCO.  [per Wikipedia]: The majority of today’s largest energy corporations trace their roots back to the 1911 breakup:

ExxonMobil: Descends from the Standard Oil Company of New Jersey (Esso) and the Standard Oil Company of New York (Socony).

Chevron: Formed from the Standard Oil Company of California (SoCal), which later acquired Standard Oil of Kentucky.

BP (British Petroleum): Acquired the Standard Oil Company of Ohio (Sohio) and the Standard Oil Company of Indiana (Amoco).

Marathon Petroleum / Marathon Oil: Descends directly from The Ohio Oil Company, an early Standard Oil production subsidiary.

8. Grieve: MOURN.

9. Dev of "Lion": PATEL.  A clecho of sorts as the word "lion" appeared for the answer: PRIDE

10. "Horned" bird: OWL.  We had a Great Horned Owl "family" build a nest in one of our community's Saguaro cacti a few years ago

11. Language of the Quran: ARABIC.

12. Snack steamed in a corn husk: TAMALE.

13. Small shovels: SPADES.  

18. Patella locale: KNEE.

22. Grammy winner Gorme: EYDIE.  Married to fellow singer/comedian Steve Lawrence

 

 

25. Like Kevin McCallister at Christmas: ALONE.  From the movie series "Home Alone"

26. Inane: DAFT. [according to Cambridge Dictionary] "Daft" is an informal adjective meaning foolish, silly, or obviously absurd. Commonly used in British and Scottish English, the term describes actions, ideas, or behavior that lack good sense and judgment

27. Feudal estate: FIEF. Moe-ku:

 

        Notable giant

        Became a vassal. His new 

        Phrase? "FIEF-fi-fo-fum"  

28. Feb. follower: MAR.  Might've preferred this answer to not be an abbreviation 

29. "Odds __ ... ": ARE.  'N' ENDS didn't fit; nor ON

30. Tiny issue: NIT.  See my response to 28 down

35. Kingdom divisions: PHYLA.  [according to Wikipedia] "Phyla" is the plural form of the word phylum. In biology, a phylum is a major taxonomic rank used to classify organisms. It sits below kingdom and above class. Organisms in the same phylum share a fundamental structural framework or a common evolutionary body plan

37. Food safety org.: USDA.  Short for United States Department of Agriculture

38. Film spools: REELS. 

39. Peter the Great, for one: TSAR.  CZAR also fits, but why tsar?  [according to American Heritage Dictionary]  "Tsar" and "czar" are simply two different English spellings of the same Russian title for a monarch or supreme ruler, with both words etymologically derived from the Roman title "Caesar"

40. Not 'neath: OER.

41. Spot with many spots: LOT.  As in a parking lot

42. Genetic material: DNA. So, is RNA a genetic material?  Would it have worked as an answer here? Yes, RNA is genetic material. While DNA is the primary genetic material for humans and most other cellular life, RNA serves as the sole genetic material for many viruses (such as HIV and Influenza). Additionally, all living cells use RNA to translate genetic information (code) from DNA into functional proteins [according to National Human Genome Research Inst]

46. Blood bank supply: PLASMA.  Moe-ku:

 

        What's the screen format

        Of Count Dracula's TV?

        Why, PLASMA, of course!  

47. __ skates: ROLLER.  ICE was too short here, but see the next entry:

48. Worldwide cold spell: ICE AGE.    

50. Scottish hillside: BRAE.  I had CRAG first, but after correcting I learned this about the difference between crag and brae: "Crag and brae both describe natural geographical elevations, but they differ in their appearance, composition, and regional usage. A crag is a steep, rugged, or projecting rock. A brae is a term from Scottish English and Northern English referring specifically to a sloping hillside, typically leading down to a river" [according to Merriam-Webster]

51. Shoelace hole: EYELET.  Whilst I still have shoes that involve tying laces, I really enjoy my Skechers "step-in" shoes.  The pair I wear most often even come with eyelets even though those are unnecessary

53. Mountain hangout: LODGE. Après-ski hangout

54. Role models: IDOLS.  A direct rejection of the second of the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:4) "It strictly prohibits creating physical, graven images or idols of anything in heaven, earth, or sea to worship them"

55. Curses: BANES.  My friend the Thesaurussaurus agrees

59. Fill until full: SATE.  This happened far too often when we were on our Iberian Peninsula trip - but I suppose that gaining just 3 pounds over the course of 23 days isn't too bad.  I swore I wasn't going to eat bread again for quite a while and my first "meal" after getting home was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

60. Other, in Oaxaca: OTRA.  We probably heard this word a time or two when we were in Spain 

61. Steal a glance: PEEK.  Moe-ku:

        The paparazzi

        Were rated 5 stars.  It was

        Their PEEK performance 

63. Humanities degs.: B.A.s. Another of many abbreviations used today - Bachelor of Arts

65. __ kwon do: TAE. Fun Fact:  "Taekwondo" can be translated as tae ("strike with foot"), kwon ("strike with hand"), and do ("the art or way"). Taekwondo (or Tae Kwon Do) Moe-ku:

        New martial arts course

        Features a "touchless" routine

        Known as TAE Kwon Don't  

66. Extreme sport with bunny hops: BMX. Not sure if this is AI generated or not but if I hadn't googled it I don't know that I could imagine it ...

As I conclude this blog, I am still wondering if there was another meaning to the collective entries, but I won't lose sleep over it.  Please feel free to comment below if you think otherwise or agree.  Obrigado y Eskarikosko (thank you in Portuguese and Basque)

See you again next month - Chairman Moe 

Post script:  I almost forgot to include this classic Library Video; the Library Cop.  Enjoy!

 

 

Wednesday, June 3, 2026 - Shmuel Schmell

 

Theme:  "Attention K-Mart Shoppers: Clean-up on aisles 3, 6, and 10 [sic]"

 

 

 

Puzzling thoughts:

 

Chairman Moe here.  It's the first Wednesday of June and my turn to blog.  What a fun puzzle to recap today!  It's got circles (CSO to Anonymous), it's got word play, it's got an African Nation AND its capital city, it's got only a handful of three-letter words, each of its entries are completely unrelated which leads to a surprising reveal as I honestly didn't try to unscramble the circled letters before solving 61 across

 

Today's constructor, Shmuel Schmell, appears to have had a handful of published puzzles, dating back to 2021.  I was unable to find any biographical information for him, and I am guessing that this puzzle is his LAT debut.  Job well done, sir

 

The wordplay begins with the first entry:

 

17 across. One skilled in routine deliveries?: STAND UP COMEDIAN.  Love this clue!  Finding the first of the anagrams for the reveal (STAND UP = DUST PAN) was not readily seen by me.  Well-hidden in the circles.  And did I mention how much I loved this clue??!!  Not sure that I could choose among all of the stand-up comedians who is my favorite.  But this guy is pretty creative:

 

 

 

The second entry involves a throwback to my youth: 

 

26 across. San Francisco counterculture center of the 1960s: HAIGHT-ASHBURY.  As a child and teenager during the 1960's the San Francisco hippie scene was frequently featured in both newspapers and TV news programs.  Second of the circled anagrams for the reveal (ASHBURY contains the word BRUSH).  As I am sure many of you are aware, the name HAIGHT-ASHBURY is taken from a pair of intersecting streets in San Francisco as well as its neighborhood.  Lots of famous folks lived there:

 

 

The third entry is a CSO to my fellow Wednesday blogger, Jazz Bumpa, aka JzB, aka Ron.  His prowess as a SLIDE TROMBONE player only further defines his varied skills.  One of my earlier memories of a JzB post was around Christmas time - he shared a video of a guy who played Christmas and other holiday tunes on his trombone.  IIRC, the guy played all of the harmonies and spliced them together

 

46 across. Instrument that makes the sound of adults talking in "Peanuts" cartoons: SLIDE TROMBONE. Here is a "tutorial"

 

 

 

 

As you see, within the word TROMBONE is also the word BROOM.  And now, we have the trio of utensils that can be used to perform a clean-up:  BRUSH - BROOM - DUST PAN.  And this supports the reveal:

 

61. Overhauls that have lasting effects, or what can be found in this puzzle's circled letters: SWEEPING CHANGES.  I am not sure if this puzzle solves easily without the circles; the "sweeping" devices are very well-hidden

 

Here is the grid.  My only error was in the crossing of HARARE and REACHER 

 

 

 

 

Across:
1. Will beneficiary: HEIR. Nice, easy start to the solve

5. Thick-furred dog whose tail curls over its back: SPITZ. For some unknown reason, I chose AKITA before changing to SPITZ

10. "hahahahahaha": ROFL. Texting shortcut = Roll On Floor Laughing

14. Gillette razor: ATRA.  Rumor has it that Gillette named the razor ATRA because their CEO was big into crossword puzzles ...

15. "Yellow Odalisque" painter Matisse: HENRI.  This:

16. Adept: ABLE.

[entry word]

20. Many a Sunday talk show panelist: PUNDIT.  [AI overview] defines it as: A pundit is an expert who frequently shares their opinions with the public through mass media. Commonly referred to as "talking heads" or commentators, they are highly prominent in political, financial, and sports journalism

 

21. "Today" producer: NBC NEWS.  I have never been a fan of morning news programs, regardless of the network airing.  "The Today Show" debuted on January 14, 1952 and is the first of its kind.  Several other morning news programs followed but "Today" is the most-watched

22. Foal's father: SIRE.  Here is a video that was made before the last Triple Crown champion.  Of these horses Seattle Slew topped all Triple Crown winners as a sire; producing 8 champions, including Horse of the Year A.P. Indy, Swale (Kentucky Derby and Belmont Stakes winner), and Slew o’ Gold.

 

25. "Rules __ rules": ARE.  

[entry word]

32. Love, in Verona: AMORE.  

33. Cabbage side: SLAW.  One of my favorite slaw mixes is called "Tri-Color" and contains both green and red (purple) cabbage as well as chopped carrots

34. Fig. in a QB's completion percentage: ATT.   Attempts (actual passes thrown) divided by completions = the completion percentage.  One of the leading quarterbacks in winning Super Bowls, Terry Bradshaw, had a completion percentage of 51.9 - that is mediocre as far as statistics goes, but his 4 Super Bowl wins (no losses) is the highest winning percentage (based on total wins), tied with Joe Montana.  Tom Brady has 7 Super Bowl wins but has also had 3 Super Bowl losses

 

37. Second chances for students: RE-TESTS.  I can't recall ever having had a re-test when I was in school.  But this young woman did [Moe-ku]

 

Cosmetic student

Was absent; had to make-up

Her Makeup exam

 

39. Lee Child protagonist: REACHER.  Jack Reacher is a large, nomadic man with a military police background who wanders the country, taking odd jobs and stumbling into trouble

 

42. Genetic material: DNA.  Comparing the structure of DNA vs RNA: DNA is typically double-stranded, forming a twisted double helix. RNA is usually single-stranded and shorter, allowing it to easily interact with other molecules

43. Gymnast Korbut: OLGA.  Fun fact:  Olga Korbut never scored a perfect "10" in any of her Olympic events

45. TV executive Arledge: ROONE.  The man who brought ABC's "Wide World of Sports" and "Monday Night Football" to the TV Sports lineup

[entry word]

50. Smug cry: OHO.  

51. Blood bank fluids: SERA.

52. Kylo Ren's father in "Star Wars": HAN SOLO.  For those who are unfamiliar with some of the genealogy in "Star Wars":  Kylo Ren (born Ben Solo) is the biological child of Han Solo and Leia Organa. Because Leia is the daughter of Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker), Darth Vader is Kylo Ren's grandfather

56. Jewel box: CD CASE.  Clever clue.  Fun Fact: [according to AI] CD case inventor, Peter Doodson christened the name "jewel case" in 1982 when he was working for Philips. He named the case "jewel" because he considered its structure "virtually perfect" and specifically designed its polished ribs to catch the light, giving it a shining, gem-like appearance

[reveal]

64. Paddington, but not Waterloo: BEAR.  This clue refers also to a pair of stations in the London Underground (Tube).  According to AI: the fastest way to travel between them is by taking the direct Bakerloo line on the London Underground, which takes around 10–15 minutes. Alternatively, a taxi ride takes 15–20 minutes

65. Grey Goose rival: STOLI.  Vodka rivals.  As an imbiber of various adult beverages, vodka is my least favorite.  I keep a bottle strictly for any guest who requests.  My "go-to's" include (in no particular favorite order): Single Malt Scotch (Highland and Islay), Bourbon and Rye whiskey, Gin, and Tequila/Mezcal

66. History book sections: ERAS.  Moe-ku #2:

Baseball history book

Has section for great pitchers:

E.R.A. eras 

 

67. USN officers: CDRS. I tried ADMS first before doing the down words

68. Schlepped: TOTED.  I have received many tote bags at various trade shows I've attended, but never one called a "schlepp bag"

69. Starchy root in poi: TARO.  I am trying to cut back on starches ...

Down:
1. Strongbox fastener: HASP.  Another word for "lock"

2. Words said to Marcus Junius Brutus: ET TU.  Does the "Marcus Junius" preface to Brutus make this a harder clue?  Any time I see the name "Brutus" I think of "et tu?"

3. Modern Persia: IRAN.  Modern Mesopotamia: IRAQ

4. Pretoria currency: RAND.  As of the day I wrote this blog, the value of a ZAR (also known as the South African Rand) is R1.00 = $0.06 USD

5. "Quit yapping!": SHUT IT.  

6. Cheer team feeling: PEP.  

7. Company abbr.: INC.  LLC also fits

8. Jumbo suffix: TRON.  Fun Fact: Jumbotron, although originally a registered trademark by Sony in 1985, has become a generic term for any oversized stadium screen [Wikipedia]

9. Country between the Zambezi and Limpopo rivers: ZIMBABWE. Zimbabwe info And, we have as a supporting clue/answer: 30 down. Capital of 9-Down: HARARE.

10. "It's Always Something" memoirist Gilda: RADNER. 

11. Theater honor: OBIE.  The "O" in EGOT

12. Fault: FLAW. If grammar and spelling errors in my blog are considered flaws, well, there could be a few

13. Camera part: LENS. Also a part of the eye.  I now have two artificial lenses as a result of cataract surgery last year.  Never have I ever seen better

18. Sink accumulation: DISHES.  Guilty as charged!  When I was a single man I always left the dirty dishes in the sink until enough were ready for transfer to the dishwasher.  Same now; however, Miss Margaret transfers to the dishwasher immediately OR washes them by hand

19. Sandy shade: ECRU.  

23. Do a bit of grapplin': RASSLE.  Grapplin' (missing the last letter "G") indicated to me that this was going to be an abbreviated form of the word WRESTLE

24. Night school subj.: ESL.  English as Second Language

26. Like some cider: HARD.  Not one of Moe's preferred "adult" beverages

27. Blessing response: AMEN.  

28. Bitty bits: IOTAS.

29. Pre-MBA hurdle: GRE.  Graduate Record Examination

[re-pasted with 9 down]

31. "Hot diggity dog!": YAHOO.  Another clue could have been: "alternate to Hotmail"

35. Miss. neighbor: TENN.  Considering that Mississippi has four neighbors, the only one of those that I think can be expressed in a four-letter abbr. is TENNessee - Louisiana, Alabama, and Arkansas are its other neighboring states

36. Cypress or cedar: TREE. 

38. Task manager?: TO DO LIST. I use one; on a piece of paper, as opposed to having something entered on my cellphone, e.g.

40. Ocean fleet: ARMADA.  For a "fleeting" moment, the Chairman and Miss M owned an Armada, which we "lovingly" called "The Beast".  This:

41. Corn core: COB.

44. Some classic muscle cars: GTS.  This GT was hardly a muscle car but it did have bucket seats and only two doors - more like a "mush muscle" car ... 

47. Total failures: LOSERS.

48. Waffle House rival: IHOP.  I would hardly compare iHOP to Waffle House.  IYKYK

49. Dragon's mouth, e.g.: ORCHID.  Learning "moe-ment".  I never heard of this example until today

52. U.K.-based bank: HSBC.  HBSC (Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation) is one of the world's largest banking and financial services organizations, serving approximately 41 million customers across 56 countries and territories. Founded in Hong Kong in 1865, the institution is headquartered in London and acts as a major global bridge for trade corridors between Asia, Europe, and the Americas [from their website]

53. Wowed: AWED. 

54. Close by: NEAR.

55. "I think you're __ something": ON TO.

57. Tech trends site: CNET.  I've used this site occasionally to read reviews about cellphones, computers, and even headphones

58. Indian tourist city with a mausoleum: AGRA.  Home to the Taj Mahal

59. Step in a scallops recipe: SEAR.  Here is a random recipe I found for seared scallops

60. Petro-Canada rival: ESSO.  Standard Oil

62. Realized: GOT.  

63. Guardians, on a scoreboard: CLE.  Fun Fact:  I have been a CLEveland baseball fan since the late 1950's.  And while I "GOT" (see 62 down clue) that their team's mascot (Chief Wahoo) was a bad choice, the elimination of the name Indians was not one I supported.  The Cleveland Baseball Franchise was the first to have a native American player (Louis Sockalexis), as well as the first black player (in the American League) Larry Doby.  At the time Sockalexis played for them (late 1890's) the team was known as the Spiders; Sockalexis was the inspiration to rename the team the Indians in 1915 after he was through playing, and many a Cleveland fan called the team the Indians while he was playing

The "Guardians" reference is to a pair of "Guardians of Traffic" statues located on the Hope Memorial Bridge, which stands near the team's ballpark (see image below).  The interesting thing is that until this "logo/image/name" was chosen, most Clevelanders were unfamiliar with the statues or never paid much attention to them as they drove across the bridge 

 

Summary:

Great puzzle; I give this ⭐⭐⭐⭐'s (one of my highest rankings, IIRC).  As a side note, the Chairman's alter ego (Chris Gross) will have a puzzle published @ Newsday tomorrow, June 4.  If you would like to solve it, please save this link - I think it will refresh to the correct date so you can fill it in on-line.  You can also change it from the drop down icon on its task bar.  Or, perhaps this link will provide you a copy to print and solve  This is my first published puzzle in quite a while.  Hope you enjoy!

Wednesday, May 6, 2026 - Sita C. Palepu & David Y. Lin

 

Theme:  Texas "Fold'em"

Puzzling thoughts:

Chairman Moe here for his monthly recap.  Unlike the April Fool's Day puzzle, the first Wednesday of May puzzle is a bit more straight-forward.  Maybe too easy as I don't recall having much difficulty solving it

 

Today's constructors appear to have had one other collaborative puzzle published (@ WSJ last August). A Google search for their names did not offer much additional information; perhaps one or both will stop by, read the blog, and offer their comments

 

The puzzle's reveal was probably unnecessary as the starts to 18-23-37-47 Across are all very common POKER terms.  Maybe using CHECK as a fifth term would have made more sense, and eliminate the reveal completely.  Also, POKER NIGHT sometimes consists of playing DRAW POKER and/or 5-card and 7-card STUD POKER - all of which do not feature an "ALL-IN" play as does TEXAS HOLD EM.  But I bet they didn't think of that ... care to wager if they did or didn't? 

 

The entries and reveal:

 

18 Across. "I say we're square now": CALL IT EVEN.  Sounds like a compromise, to me

 

23 Across. Set new, higher standards: RAISE THE BAR.  Sometimes, after reading a few of my fellow blogger's recaps, I wonder if they (or I) have raised the bar for how clever or unique.  Today's recap will definitely "lower" the bar 😀

 

37 Across. Versatile home office device: ALL-IN-ONE PRINTER.  Good choice of entry as the term "all-in" (for Texas Hold em) is hyphenated

 

47 Across. Do a wash day chore: FOLD LAUNDRY.  As my cartoon depicts, folding a fitted sheet should be part of a contest.  Miss M and I choose to make the bed with the sheets we wash, thereby avoiding the dreaded fold of the bottom sheet

 

55 Across. Evening when one hopes to get a good deal, and when one might hear the starts of 18-, 23-, 37-, and 47-Across: POKER NIGHT.  As I said in my "puzzling thoughts", poker night is not just playing Texas Hold em.  But hey, everything fit into place and after reviewing each additional word or phrase in today's puzzle we can comment on how fun it was to solve

 

Here is the GRID: 

 

 

Across:
1. Copious quantity: SEAS.  Not an often used clue for this word; I have seen the clue used to describe the word "OCEANS", though

5. Kiss or slap: SMACK.  Sometimes one follows the other ...

10. Fashion designer Cassini: OLEG.  [Wikipedia] "Oleg Cassini was a fashion designer born to an aristocratic Russian family with maternal Italian ancestry. He came to the United States as a young man after launching his career as a designer in Rome, and quickly secured a position with Paramount Pictures. Cassini established his reputation by designing for films"

14. Crawl (along): INCH.  "Slowly I turned ... step by step ... INCH by INCH ..." Anyone care to guess who said this, and to what response?

15. Host: EMCEE. 

16. Bird symbolizing peace: DOVE.  An old Moe-ku, but appropriate:

        A DOVE flew by and

        Landed on a church steeple,

        Uttering high coo    

17. Canvas bag: TOTE.

[entry]

20. Uncomfortably unfamiliar: ALIEN.  Adjective form; not a noun in this context

22. Handy tool for the error-prone: ERASER. Back when I solved my crossword puzzles on paper, I used an ink pen; never used an ERASER

[entry]

27. Pianist in "Casablanca": SAM.  "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'" [Ilsa Lund]

 

29. Egrets, e.g.: HERONS.  Eries: HURONS

30. Flout openly: DEFY. At first glance I thought this clue read: "Flour openly" - for which I almost entered COAT 

31. Family doctor, for short: PCP.  Moe-l'ick:

        My new doctor is a hippie, you see;

        Hallucinates, when examining me

        For anything that's weird.

        No worries; I'm not sceered 

        Because my PCP's on PCP 

 34. Juicy gossip: DIRT. 

35. Conjure up: CREATE.  See my comments to 16 and 31 Across ... (ps: there'll be a few more ... )

[entry]

40. Leavening agents: YEASTS.  Also, agents that trigger the start of fermentation in wine, as these little buggers convert sugar to alcohol

41. Spool: REEL.  Regurgitating another Moe-l'ick:

 

        Going fishing, it has its appeal

        At least that's what I thought; my gut feel.

        Until seas got so rough

        I said, "That's quite enough!

        I can't handle the rod when I REEL"   

42. Grads-to-be: SRS.  I'm one of many SRS I know who ain't graduating from anything - been there, done that

43. Floor oppositions: NAYS.  CEILINGS was too big of a word to fit

44. Appeared: SEEMED.  Moe-ku:

 

        Tailor was shocked! Man

        Came back to fix loose cuffs. His

        Pants SEEMED to be seamed ...

  

46. Hesitant utterance: ERM. I call "foul"!  The clue needs to suggest that this refers to a British interjection.  No one that I know on this side of the pond uses the word/term "erm"

[entry]

52. "The Daily Show" genre: SATIRE.  Can't comment; no use of politics or religion allowed on this blog site

54. Throwback diet: PALEO.  I had to hunt (via Google) why the term PALEO would be a "throwback" diet.  And after gathering the information, I immediately knew ... 

[reveal]

59. Journalist Lisa: LING.  It took a while before there was a last/proper name in this puzzle.  Kudos!  (I don't count "SAM" as the clue was rather easy to suss)

60. Power source: FUEL.  Speaking of which, I feel myself "running out of energy", so I am going to finish the Across words and take a break.  Might fuel myself with an adult beverage and see if that helps

61. Big bullies: OGRES. Crossword-ese

62. Against: ANTI. Crossword-ese

63. __-Alt-Del: CTRL. The old "three-finger salute"! 

64. Heavy landing sound: THUNK.  Really?  I thought this word was the conjugation of "think and thank" - you know, like "drink, drank, drunk"

65. First lady between Eleanor and Mamie: BESS.  This first lady was known for her privacy and had a few classic quotes (at least that's what AI said)

[time for a drink and a break and to begin fixing dinner - 4/30/26, 5:30 pm MST]

 

[OK, I am back - 5/01/26 10:30 am MST - dinner last night was stuffed peppers and a nice Beaujolais] 

Down:
1. Instrument that may have 21 strings: SITAR.  So, after a quick Google check, sitars can have between 18 and 21 strings - found this YouTube video that will explain

 

2. "__ Holmes": Millie Bobby Brown film: ENOLA.  Enola Gay, I've heard of; Enola Holmes? Nope

3. Brand of microwave popcorn: ACT II.  I like to make my microwave popcorn using a device similar to the one shown below:

 

4. "Gimme a break!": SHEESH. 

 

 

Ha!

 

5. "Gimme a __!": SEC.  

6. UFC sport: MMA.  Ultimate Fighting Contest = Mixed Martial Arts

7. Oft-torn knee pt.: ACL.  Anterior Cruciate Ligament

8. A-listers: CELEBS. Lots of abbreviated words in the "Down" section

9. Knightley of the Netflix series "Black Doves": KEIRA.

 

 

Best known for "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies

10. Lyrical tributes: ODES.  This is how you clue a mid-week level use of the word "ode".  When I solved today's puzzle (May 1st - Friday) the clue was a title ("An ODE We Own")

11. Small sofas: LOVE SEATS.  I wonder if the term love seat came from the shape of one's butt?  Keeping this "clean" here, the person in the middle definitely has a heart-shaped tush; could you say that it's a "love seat"?? 

12. Until the end of time: EVER AFTER.  Sounds like a fairy tale, to me

13. __ X: GEN. "SPACE" had too many letters to fit

19. Road goo: TAR.  I'm guessing now that winter has finally passed, the road crews will be filling in some potholes with road goo 

21. "You __ worry": NEEDN'T.  Ok, I won't

24. Charlie's Angels and the Powerpuff Girls: TRIOS.  I'm guessing that this clue was trying to appeal to both Boomer's and GEN Y's

25. Traffic jam sound: HORN.  I suppose you could use HONK or TOOT, too

26. Joined: ENTERED.  As in a Zoom meeting or Chat room?

28. Austin Powers player Mike: MYERS.  International Man of Mystery

 

 

30. Study: DEN.  Study (noun), as in a room; not study (verb), as for an exam

31. Writer/director Alexander with two Oscars for Best Adapted Screenplay: PAYNE.  This clue really got my knickers in a twist; "Golfer Stewart:" would've been a far easier clue for this solver 

32. Empties completely: CLEARS OUT.  ERASES was too short

33. Team leader on offense: PLAY-MAKER.  Usually a wide receiver or running back

35. Mexican condiment: CREMA.  CSO to Lucina - perhaps she could elucidate this for us?!

36. Agitate: RILE UP.  Never the intention of my blogs

38. Facility that may see 16 sunrises a day, familiarly: ISS. International Space Station

39. Fruit covering: PEEL.  RIND also fit

44. Santa's ride: SLEIGH. Moe-ku:

 

        Santa "crushed" Christmas. 

        Folks 'round the world called it a

        One-horse open slay 

45. Paternity testing site: DNA LAB.  When I did the math, there are 12 abbreviations in today's puzzle. That seems to be a bit on the high side

47. Aromatic tree: FIR. Aromatic hair: FUR

48. "... never mind, then": OR NOT. Hmm

49. NFL tackling gp.: D-LINE.  They are ones trying to restrict 33 Down from making a big play (Defensive LINE)

50. Monopoly income: RENTS.  Really?  Rent can be pluralized? IMHO, this would have been a perfect spot to use a clue that yielded an abbreviated word ... 'rents - as in the slang for one's mom and dad

51. Ashram leaders: YOGIS.  

 

53. Unintentional giveaway: TELL.  Good use of this clue today as the theme is based upon poker

 

55. Rank below cpl.: PFC.  Private First Class

56. Steve Carell voice role: GRU. Gru is a grouchy, quick-witted, and cynical supervillain and the boss of the Minions, who also serves as a secret agent in order to fight other supervillains [Wikipedia]

 

57. Coop resident: HEN. I prefer my hens to be "free range"

58. Judgy sound: TSK. [sigh]

Epilogue:

First off, you might have noticed that I used zero hyperlinks today.  I figure you all need a while to get over last month's recap

Second, my score for today's puzzle is ⭐⭐and 1/2⭐'s.  I would like to give it a higher mark but the nicks are for assuming that POKER NIGHT consists only of Texas Hold Em, and the over-use of abbreviations.  Positives for the entries; my favorite was ALL-IN-ONE PRINTER