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Dec 19, 2025

Friday, December 19, 2025 - Samantha Podos Nowak

 Theme:  Addition can sometimes be better than subtraction ... OR ... am I adding or losing some (L)B's?



Puzzling thoughts:

First, this is my last recap/blog of 2025.  Second, since we are one week before Christmas, my recap today will be more brief than usual

Now, with regards to today's puzzle, this is not the first Samantha Podos Nowak puzzle I've blogged. One of her earlier efforts was a collaboration with LAT assistant editor, Katie Hale.  Samantha, like I, came into constructing puzzles after/during the Covid pandemic.  In fact, she and I both had a puzzle that ran the same day (her's at WSJ and mine at LAT) but that's just a coincidence ...

Today's puzzle has an interesting theme, based on a famous line in a Shakespeare play:

36-across. Soliloquy dilemma, and a phonetic hint to 17-, 25-, 51-, and 61-Across: TO BE OR NOT TO BE.  I checked a few sources, and surprisingly this entry has not been seen in a published xword puzzle in almost a decade, and obviously, not used with this set of entries:

17-across. "Pencils, down!" for one: TIMBERLINE. The "Be(B)" or Not to Be(B") is highlighted in the entry.  Use the B and the entry means - literally - the upper limit of tree growth (usually in mountainous regions).  Such as this:



But if you eliminate the B the clue fits the "not to be(B)" meaning.  Think of when you were taking a timed test in school and the proctor calls out:  "Pencils, down!"  I guess (stretching one's imagination) that this would be a TIMER "LINE"


25-across.
 "What I did last summer" essay penned by a lifeguard?: POOL TABLE.  A pool table should not be mistaken for a billiards table.  Likewise, if you are working a summer part-time job as a lifeguard, you probably don't want to go off telling pool tales or this might happen:




51-across. Ice cream truck jingle, e.g.?: SUGAR CUBE.  When was the last time you saw a sugar cube served in a restaurant?


Now lose the B and you get a semi-ridiculous answer that fits another semi-ridiculous clue ... I never thought of the jingle from an ice cream truck as a sugar CUE.  You can thank me later for the earworm I am about to inject you with, once you click on the "play" button on the video below:



61-across. Fee for a reunion dinner?: ALBUM COVER.  With the B you get this:


IMO, the best ALBUM, ever

Without the B you get a goofy answer to a goofy clue.  At my latest HS reunion, the "ALUM COVER" was $50 which included the cost of renting the venue and what turned out to be a pretty good buffet dinner.  Here is a picture from mine this past September:




Oh, and those of you who wanted to know why Moe thinks that Led Zeppelin IV is the best ever, here is the full album on YouTube - starting with one of my top 5 favorite songs ever:




So, Moe, if you didn't like SUGAR CUBE entry, what would you have suggested, instead?  Ok, here:

51-across. Preserves made by artisans from Wisconsin resort county? DOOR JAMBS - but alas, this one would be cut as the B in JAMBS is silent ... 

How about: Comment from a Jewish kid when he realizes spring break is over? SCHOOLBOY

The Grid:  



I will address the words I disliked or stumbled with in the other clues/answers, below


Across:

1. "Black Widow" singer Rita: ORA.  She is not a singer that I listen to, so this one sat for a while before the perps appeared

4. Oodles: STACKS.  Another that took some time to fill

10. Harvest: CROP.  REAP also fits

14. Loonie currency, briefly: CAD.  For some reason I thought CND would be the answer; but come on, even for a Friday the clue for cad should've been for a noun, not an abbreviation

15. Prestige: CACHET.  It's interesting to note that when I asked the Thesaurusaurus for a synonym for cachet it provided me with prestige - but when I asked for a synonym for prestige it gave me this:



16. Lentil pancake: DOSA.  This word has been used somewhat often @ both Universal Crosswords and USA Today.  Mostly since 2020.  Was this a food item that was introduced during COVID that C-Moe possibly ignored?  I don't think I have ever had one (or two)


And of course, my puerile brain had to think of a Moe-ku:

        Do Indian chef's
        Like Square Dancing? They must. They
        Do the DOSA-dough

[theme entry]

19. Scattered: SOWN.  I originally spelled this SEWN; then, realized my mistake (which left me in stitches)

20. More than half of the world's population: ASIANS.

21. Courtroom figs.: D.A.s. Again, a clue for an abbreviation, when the clue could have been:  German article (DER, DIE, and DAS) and have been just as difficult (IMO)

23. Brief read?: MAG. What's with all of the abbreviations? Sheesh

24. Curriculum __: VITAE.  After watching this video, I am perfectly happy being retired! 
 


[theme entry]

28. USN rank: ENS.  Maybe I should have started counting abbr's ...

29. Hotel bar: SOAP.  My mind immediately thought "MINI"

31. Burrito option: ASADA.  As in "carne asada".  Asada translates to the English "grilled".  Personally, I prefer El Pastor burritos

32. Alien-seeking org.: SETI.  Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence - and the abbr's continue

34. Bind: TIE.  

35. Class with pastels: ART.  

[reveal of the theme]

41. Sculpture medium: ICE.  Phil Conners was quite the ice sculptor, as depicted in this movie by (54-across. "Groundhog Day" writer/director) Harold RAMIS.




42. Bygone JFK carrier: TWA.  I'm done panning all of the abbreviations ... if I see another one, I will ignore it and move on, FWIW

43. Silver State city: RENO. Silver State = Nevada

45. Fountain spot, perhaps: PLAZA.  

48. Staffer: AIDE

50. Keebler baker: ELF.  Moe-ku:

        Michael Bloomberg's one
        Of the shortest billionaires
        He's an ELF-made-man

[theme entry]

56. Slip: ERR.  

57. __ Quixote: DON.

58. From the beginning: DE NOVO.  Our Latin word-of-the-day

59. Luau strings: UKES

[theme entry] 

64. Bambi, for one: DEER.  FAWN also fits

65. Afternoon trayful: TEA SET.  SCONES also fits

66. QB mistake: INT

67. Ish: OR SO.  Ballpark estimate might have worked as a clue, too




 
68. Knight mares: STEEDS.  While this definition doesn't specify, a steed can be either a stallion or a mare - and since it can be a female horse, it allowed Samantha (or maybe Patti) to use this witty clue

69. Season opener?: ESS. For those who don't "get" the wordplay, season opener usually refers to the first MLB game of the new year - but here, it's the starting letter in the word, season

Down:
1. So-so ranges?: OCTAVES.  Sometimes clues go too far ... but I am guessing that whoever came up with this one was referring to the "do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do" range, which is also an octave  

And for anyone here who learned/played their first scale (octave) on the piano - with "do" being middle C - I trust that you will "get" this Moe-ku:

        "So-so ranges" was
        The clue. I knew where to start.
        Gee, I'm one sharp guy

2. Chocolate-covered bite: RAISINET.  Did anyone else think that this chocolate-covered candy was spelled Raisinette?

3. Comes clean about: ADMITS TO.  See 2-down for MY confession

4. Tantrums: SCENES.  Having just returned from spending time with a 5-1/2 year old grandson, I endured more scenes than a Shakespeare play

5. Works on the road: TARS.  Or, sailors on a ship

6. Knee pt.: ACL

7. Home of the Cubbies and the Bears: CHI.

8. Martial art that began as sword exercises practiced by samurai: KENDO.  In Japan, I hear that toy stores are selling a figurine by the same name (Kendo) that's equipped with a sword, a convertible, and a girlfriend named Barbie 

9. Take the wrong way?: STEAL.  This word (steal) is among the more popular starting words for the online game, Wordle

10. Common PC inserts, once: CDS.
 
11. Floor model?: ROOMBA.  Model, as in which model Roomba would you purchase for cleaning your floor.  The one on the left below looks pretty functional, to me



12. The Penguin's first name: OSWALD.  Seriously?

13. Supercontinent of the late Paleozoic Era: PANGEA.  And if you just got over the previous clue/answer ...

18. Sheepish remark: BAA.

22. Tee off: START.  As in the start of a golf hole

25. Two of a kind: PAIR.  What's your favorite pair? These?





26. Bill with round numbers?: OPEN TAB.  More wordplay in this clue ... 

27. Mary of "The Maltese Falcon": ASTOR.  Also known as Lucile Vasconcellos Langhanke

30. Oklahoma Natives: OTOE.  So, Otoe is also the plural?

33. Island near Majorca: IBIZA.  Okay.  I've been pretty lenient about the obscurity of many of today's words.  And honestly, a couple of "odd" words for a Friday are OK if the puzzle venue specifies that.  But the LA Times Friday puzzles lately have been anything but consistent.  IBIZA, PANGEA, OSWALD, ROOMBA, KENDO, RAISINET, SETI, VITAE, DOSA (and I still have a few more words to recap ...)

35. Little bit: A TAD.  You think I am a tad frustrated by today's puzzle?  I don't think I will be the only one

37. Digital greeting: E-CARD.  

38. Tot's bruise: OWIE.

39. Animated film in which RenĂ©e Zellweger voices a florist named Vanessa Bloome: BEE MOVIE.  I wonder if one of the possible titles for this film was "To Bee or Not to Bee"?

40. Spices up: ENLIVENS.  I suppose you could say that Moe-kus enlivens my recaps (44-down. In a way:) OF SORTS.

45. Ersatz: PSEUDO.  Don't believe this answer; it's fake

46. Forum visitor who never posts: LURKER.  How many lurkers do we have at this forum?  I'm guessing it's in the hundreds - maybe more

47. Sees eye to eye: AGREES.  

49. Raises: ERECTS.

52. Checked garments: COATS.  Do restaurants still have coat check rooms? 




53. Still in need of tenants: UNLET.  Can we add unlet to the list of weird words today?

55. "That's __-brainer!": A NO.  [see above] - maybe not

58. Contacted privately, briefly: DM'ED.

60. B'way sign: SRO.

62. Honeybunny: BAE.

63. Capitalize on: USE.  Did anyone keep a count of how many abbreviated words there were today?  Does anyone use many of these in their normal conversations, written or oral?

I hoped my last puzzle to recap this year could've been more fun.  But I have enjoyed doing these; hard to believe it's been 5-1/2 years since I volunteered to blog on C.C.'s LATCC site

Wishing everyone a safe and blessed holiday season - see you next year!

Dec 5, 2025

Friday, December 5, 2025 - Brian Callahan & Taylor Johnson

 Theme:  "Pocket change"


And here is a YouTube clip of one of the songs from this album




Puzzling thoughts:

The reason I chose "Pocket Change" as the theme title is because, well, I found that cool album cover photo and an equally cool song from that album.  So there!  But if we use it to describe today's puzzle, it fits; we see four entries that are all created from the letters in the word "pocket", so in a sense, we have (a) pocket "change"  

In the grid image below, I highlighted the word P-O-C-K-E-T in each of the entries. I was hoping that the remaining letters in each entry would have some added meaning, so I reached out to Taylor Johnson (one of the co-constructors) to further define what this puzzle's all about: 

Taylor replied, "It's essentially a letter-bank theme! Basically, the reveal is saying that each of those entries is "made OUT OF POCKET," meaning that the only letters used to make those entries are the letters in (the word) POCKET.  Some letters are repeated in some entries, but overall, the only letters that appear are P-O-C-K-E-T. I hope this clears things up! Thanks!"

Taylor said nothing more about whose idea this was, his or Brian's.  Both of these gentlemen have scores of published crossword puzzles between them; not sure if this was their first collaboration though

Entries:

17-across. *Odist with a passion for the culinary arts?: COOKTOP POET.  Might this inspire the Chairman to embrace this entry?  Why not!  How about a Moe-l'ick for a change?

        Former chef just decides to embark
        Doing stir-fry.  He went on a lark
        Opened restaurant in town
        Near the green; what a clown!
        'Cause he calls it: "A Wok in the Park"        

24-across. *Eight-member band from Seoul, perhaps?: K-POP OCTET.  How about another Moe-l'ick?

        K-Pop octet conducted a poll
        And the question was painfully droll:
        "Just because that we lack
        Any singer who's black
        Do you think that we ain't got no Seoul?"

37-across. *Social media community obsessed with quick kisses?: PECK TOK.  Sorry, nothing in this one inspired the Chairman, poetically ... and to be honest, I thought this entry could have been left out
 
However, after I wrote today's blog, I got an email from the constructors and explained (to this old Boomer) what this meant.  Apparently, people who love reading (for example) might have a "community" on Tik Tok that refers to all the people who make videos about books; and they are then known as "Book Tok".  I suppose that those who do kissing videos might resemble this one:



 
 
48-across. *Beverage sold at a Florida theme park?: EPCOT COKE.  I dunno if Brian and Taylor checked first, to see if Disney World features Coca-Cola products, but they do.  So, I guess I can let this one slide.  And because Disney serves Coca-Cola products, this one inspired a Moe-ku:

        Disney hired Coke
        To build a new attraction
        Called:  Fanta - Sea Land

Reveal:

59-across. Like some expenses, and how the answers to the starred clues are made?: OUT OF POCKET.  (Described above)


Here's the grid, and then off to the rest of the clues and answers:




Across:
1. Casual top?: CAMI.

5. __ page: website introduction: SPLASH.  Would've preferred ___ pool for this one; fun!




11. Spanish infinitive: SER.  To be in Espanol

14. Stratford-upon-__: AVON.  Birthplace of Shakespeare



15. Cause: LEAD TO.

16. Hullabaloo: ADO.  Does anyone remember this Hullabaloo?




[theme entry]

19. "Snowden" org.: NSASnowden

20. Morsel: TIDBIT.

21. Flavor of some purple ice cream: UBE.  I would not want ice cream to taste like this

22. Condition that affects one's ability to focus, briefly: AD/HD.

23. Pastoral: IDYLL.

[theme entry]

26. Word on a shoppe sign: OLDE.  Here is a shoppe where you can buy olde signs

28. "Yes __!": SIRREE.

29. Soft "Hey, you": PSST.

32. Great Basin people: UTES.

35. Gets warmer, in a way: NEARS.

36. Prefix in some genre names: ALT.

[theme entry]

39. Jazz guitarist Metheny: PAT

 



40. Paris river: SEINE.

42. Catch: HEAR.

43. IDs on tax forms: SSNS.  Mine is 123-45-6789.  Yours? [don't reply!] 

44. Star associated with Venus: SERENA.  Her sister; former tennis stars, Venus and Serena Williams.  The movie, King Richard, talks about their rise from Compton, CA to being the best sister act in sports





46. Expand: GROW.

[them entry]

51. Catch: HITCH.  



55. Infielder played by Bernsen in the "Major League" films: DORN.  An interview with Roger Dorn





56. Weep: CRY.

57. Eritrea's capital: ASMARA.



58. Egg cells: OVA.

[theme reveal]

61. Hat similar to a songkok: FEZ.  Songkok?  What the *?!# is that?  Oh, this:




62. "The way things stand ... ": AS IT IS.

63. "Je t'__": French "I love you": AIME.  

64. Get too much sun: FRY.
  



65. Change from residential to commercial, say: REZONE.  

66. Educational spots, briefly: PSAS.

Down:
1. Arizona flora: CACTI.  CSO to Lucina, Yuman, and yours truly - any other Arizonans I've missed? Here is a picture of a very rare cactus 

Crested Saguaro


2. Steer clear of: AVOID.

3. Mercurial: MOODY.

4. Image that's subject to interpretation: INK BLOT.


5. Opening: SLOT.

6. Verve: PEP.

7. Relish: LAP UP.  "Condiment" did not fit

8. Vinegary sauce: ADOBO.  Maybe one of our posters can share a recipe? 




9. Brews: STEEPS.  As in tea

10. Word with tip or take: HOT.  Hot tip; Hot take

11. Driving challenges?: SANDTRAPS.  The ones in the photo below are known as "The Church Pews" and were last seen in this past June's U.S.Open Championship held at Oakmont CC outside of Pittsburgh




12. "Thinking Out Loud" singer: ED SHEERAN.  Ed and I share the same birthday.  Here are some others who were born on this date.  And below you can listen to a seasonal song from Mr. Sheeran




13. Driving challenges?: ROAD TESTS.  If I recall, I passed on the first go around.  Had to parallel park; serpentine through cones; and do it all in a car with a manual gear box.  Apparently this is what the PA test involves nowadays




18. Register: TILL.  This:



22. Lot unit: ACRE.

24. Fore-and-aft rigged boat: KETCH.

25. [I'm a pig!]: OINK.

27. Outstanding: DUE.

29. Sent along (to): PASSED OFF.

30. Pajama party: SLEEPOVER.  Is this a song video you'd play at a sleepover? [contains a few nasty words so beware]




31. Suffering from cabin fever: STIR CRAZY.

33. Pull (out): EKE.

34. Play area: STAGE.

37. Cooped (up): PENT.

38. Bobby of the Bruins: ORR.  The best NHL player to wear the #4 sweater? 



41. Quite bright: NEON.

43. Pool wear: SWIM CAP.  What do you think of this one?




45. Point the finger at: ACCUSE.  




47. Very, very: OH SO.

49. Ana of "Love, Victor": ORTIZ.  This person: 




50. Onetime capital of Japan: KYOTO.  Maybe my co-blogger MalMan can comment about Kyoto?

52. Brand of rolled tortilla chips: TAKIS. Total unknown to me.  Don't think that I have ever tried them.  To those who have, are they any good?




53. Taco topping: CREMA.  It's the Mexican version of cream cheese

54. Abhors: HATES.

57. Cathedral area: APSE.  Crosswordese

59. Dory propeller: OAR. and 60-across. Dory propeller: FIN. Are clechos.  

59 across DORY





60 across DORY


Since I don't have deep pockets, this is all you get for today!  Have fun with your comments and/or questions.  See you in two weeks

Nov 21, 2025

Friday, November 21, 2025 - Emet Ozar

 Theme:  "Repeat after me ..."


Puzzling thoughts:

Emet's crossword debut occurred @ Universal in June 2021 as part of their Pride Month celebration. IIRC, Universal featured puzzles that month that were created by LGBTQ+ constructors. The puzzle was titled: "I want the world to know".  In a Google search I found this @ autostraddle dot com: "Emet (Ozar) is a queer and genderqueer program manager, crossword constructor, and married parent to four children." 

Emet has been published a dozen or more times during this decade, including a NYT Sunday (debut) in 2022, and was last seen @ LAT in June, 2025

Today's offering seemed odd until I parsed each of the entries based on the clues.  My conclusion is explained in each of them below, and to make it easier to understand I separated the repeated words/phrases in each entry:

19-across. Beer endorsed by a British pop star?: DUA LIPA DUAL IPA.

Dua Lipa is a 30-year-old British Singer-Songwriter.  Click the link for a more complete biography



Dual IPA (or Double IPA) is a category of India Pale Ale that features an increased level of malt and hops which both elevate the flavors and alcohol content by volume (the image below is one of my favorites in this category)



24-across. Relaxed prankster?: A TEASE AT EASE A "tease" might refer to a prankster.  When I started dating in HS, the term "a tease" had a much different meaning, but I digress ...

"At ease" is a term used mainly in the armed forces to "command" the troops to relax after standing at attention.  At the end of the clip below, Sgt. Hulka's men had a different interpretation of the term.  

"It's time to party, Italian style!"



44-across. Post-punk sudden death period became extremely exciting?: GOTH OT GOT HOT. 

Goth is a late 1970's early 1980's rock music sub-culture that appeared post punk rock.  OT (short for OverTime) refers to extra periods in various sports events that are needed to break a tie score at the end of the allotted time for the game (regulation).  "Sudden death" was a referral as to how the overtime period ended, as it once involved the first team to score to be declared the winner.  Now (for football, anyway) that has all changed 

"GOT HOT" might refer to how The Big Bang Theory's Howard Wolowitz was feeling, right up until the following scene from "The_Gothowicz_Deviation"



51-across. Jerk risked growing hangry?: TOOL ATE TOO LATE.  The term "tool" is an unflattering name for a person who acts like a jerk, is foolish, or is unlikable. The word "hangry" is an adjective/portmanteau that defines someone who is irritable due to being hungry or who hasn't eaten anything in quite a while  

I seem to recall an erstwhile commercial for a canned food product that had a similar reference.  In this case it was a tool WITH a tool ... just watch:




Was this puzzle too clever, perhaps?  I dunno.  I really wanted to be awed by this theme and set of entries, but I wasn't.  I realize how difficult it was to create, let alone find, a quartet of repeating phrases/words that have different meanings when parsed but it somehow fell flat for me 

FWIW, I thought the first two entries were more than OK and quite clever; the third was a real stretch though; and the fourth was a bit sophomoric.  Yeah Moe, sophomoric, eh? That's kind of like you (the pot) calling the kettle black! đŸ˜‚

There are a few forced entries here and there which I will address as I get to them.  If I had to rate this puzzle with stars (1 ⭐ being a real clunker and 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ being the most fun I've ever had, solving a puzzle) this one gets ⭐⭐ and 3/4 ⭐

 
The Grid



Across:
1. Fiddle with: ALTER.  

6. Forensic facility: LAB.

9. Largest isle of the Inner Hebrides: SKYE.  And home to the dog breed Skye Terrier

[akc dot org says] "The heavenly breed with the heart of a lion,' the long, low, and level Skye Terrier is among the AKC's most distinctive-looking breeds. This elegant but sturdy aristocrat was bred as an exterminator on Scotland's remote Isle of Skye. Long, low, and level, this unique earthdog is among the AKC's most distinctive-looking breeds. Skyes stand 9 or 10 inches high and feature a long, flat-lying coat and peekaboo hairdo. They're known for big, feathery ears that stand up like bat wings, but Skyes can also have 'drop ears,' which lie flat against the large, long head. Beneath the profuse coat are short, muscular legs and a deep chest. When seen in profile, these elegant but substantial terriers are twice as long as they are high




13. Manufacturer "where every mattress is sheep approved": SERTA.  Cute commericial!





14. Zaire's Mobutu __ Seko: SESE.  I needed a google search to get this answer

15. Cosmic span: AEON.  I checked and this is the debut for the clue "cosmic span" to define aeon

16. Opening day squad: A-TEAM.  "TWENTY-SIX MAN ROSTER" was too long to fit; "opening day" to me connotes the reference to Major League Baseball - not sure I recall hearing the term a-team used for that sport

17. Hidden surprise for an observant gamer: EASTER EGG.  Emet's NYT Sunday puzzle on April 17, 2022 contained a plethora of EGGs.  Click on the link to see it

[theme entry]

21. Germane: APT.  Moe-ku: (and also a Fun Fact!)

        Google Translate says:
        "Zur Sache gehörig" is
        Germane, in German      

22. Currently: NOW.

23. Hosp. scan: MRI.

[theme entry]

30. Smoked jalapeño: CHIPOTLE.  

Also, the name of an eponymous restaurant



33. Longed for: YENNED.  What's the difference between yenned and YEARNED?



34. Malek of "Oppenheimer": RAMI.  Rami Malek and Issa Rae are two 21st Century actors who've become popularized (to some extent) with their inclusion in so many crossword puzzle answers/clues

35. Cozy spot for a cat: LAP.  Fun fact:  Moe is/was never a big fan of cats.  When he and Ms. Margaret moved in together, she had a cat (Sadie) that was going to be a part of our household.  I tolerated Sadie; she obviously wanted me to like her as is evidenced in the photo below:



37. Against: ANTI.

38. State on the Chukchi Sea: ALASKA.  Another "debut clue".  Honestly:  How many of you here today can admit that you knew of or had heard of the Chukchi Sea before?  Not I

By golly, there it is!

41. Precedent setter, legally: TEST CASE.  Those in IT probably got this one without having to google it

[theme entry]

46. __ carte menu: A LA.

47. Charged particle: ION.

48. Baked beans holder: CAN.  My favorite canned baked beans brand (Bush's):





[theme entry]

56. Emmy-winning role for Catherine O'Hara: MOIRA ROSE.  Ms. Margaret and I binge-watched the entire series of "Schitt's Creek" episodes back in the early COVID days.  Ms. O'Hara also played the mother role in the "Home Alone" movies.  But her Moira Rose character was my favorite (watch video)





57. Some "Bridgerton" characters: EARLS.

58. Odometer unit: MILE.  KILOMETER was too big to fit

59. Mardi __: GRAS.  I'm sure this goes without saying, but the translation of Mardi Gras is "Fat Tuesday" (Mardi = Tuesday; GRAS = Fat) 

60. Bite lightly: NIP AT.

61. To boot: ALSO.

62. Curvy shape: ESS.

63. Frock: DRESS.  I seem to remember the term "simple frock" being used to describe a dress, back in the day ... the one below looks anything but "simple", though





Down:
1. Carne __: ASADA.  Several foreign words in today's puzzle; this one, ASADA, means "roasted" in Spanish - Carne = Meat

2. Subside: LET UP.

3. "__ yourself!": TREAT.  "Suit" was too short to fit.  "Treat yourself" sounds like an invitation for a spa day




4. Bibliography abbr.: ET AL.  Moe-ku (this one is a bit tricky, but you'll get it!):

        Flying saucer crew
        Was under the command of
        Pilot ET AL 

5. Collide with: RAM INTO.  A literal take is in the video below:




6. Kryptonite blocker: LEAD.  I guess I had forgotten this from when I read Superman comics.  You'd think that given his other-worldly abilities, he could have fashioned his costume out of lead threads to ward off any krypton-induced assaults 

7. Accept without evidence: ASSUME.  And as the saying goes, when you do (assume), you make an ASS out of and ME

8. Part of a radioactive decay stream: BETA RAY.  Or when parsed differently, a Moe-ku:

        Romano's debut
        Was delayed. Network had to
        Test a BETA RAY

9. Wrapped garment: SARI.  Moe-ku with the second and third lines inverted:

        Apple assistant
        Wore ugly frock. "That's
        A sorry SARI, Siri"

10. Care for: KEEP.

11. Practice with poses: YOGA.  How is it that when I try to do this it looks more like a downward facing log??



12. Lang. course: ENG.  I think I tried ESL at first, not realizing that the "L" for language would not be accepted as it's already in the clue

14. Element of coastal defense: SEAWALL.  Moe-ku:

        Rebel General's twin
        Brother was an Admiral,
        Named "Seawall" Jackson
        
18. Upper echelon: ELITE.

20. Sonia Sanchez, for one: POET.  Her biography

24. Very silly: APISH.  The word's second definition; its first definition means "resembling an ape"

25. Cold War defense gp.: SEATO.  Short for SouthEast Asia Treaty Organization.  It was founded in the fall of 1954; came into a treaty position in 1955 and was disbanded in 1977.  The member countries included the US, UK, and France in addition to New Zealand, Australia, Pakistan, Philippines, and Thailand.  One of its tenets was to prevent the spread of Communism to the region 

26. Make official, in a way: ENACT.

27. "Shogun" star Sawai: ANNA.




28. Related groups: SETS.

29. Nicollette's "Desperate Housewives" role: EDIE.


Edie is the one in the middle


30. Mountain goat's spot: CRAG.  A word normally found only in crossword puzzle answers

31. BeyoncĂ© song with the lyric "I got my angel now": HALO.




32. "__ my wit's end": I'M AT.  Did any of you solvers say this phrase as you staggered to finish this puzzle?

36. Department store section: PETITES.  Two facts:  

        1) I am a man/was a boy so the dept. store section PETITES is/was unknown to me 

        2) I was a bit too heavy for my height as a boy and the dept. stores back then had a special section                for me known as HUSKIES

39. Lethargic marsupial: KOALA.  I think I tried SLOTH at first.  Are they marsupials?

40. On the lam: AT LARGE.  Moe-ku:

        A male sheep's AT LARGE;
        Hid at his kid's place, so yes,
        He's out on the lam(b)

42. "Scram!": SHOO.

43. Incessantly: TO NO END.

45. Gainesville collegians: GATORS.  The University of Florida is located in Gainesville, FL; their athletic teams' nickname are the Gators.  Their list of NCAA Championships across all sports

48. __ diem: CARPE.  "Seize the day!"

49. Book that's been mapped out?: ATLAS.  Clever clue

50. Makes preparations during pregnancy: NESTS.  This preparation (in the comic below) looks like something that Moe would do!



51. Work very hard: TOIL.

52. Essential __: OILS.  Here's a picture of a few of them



53. Cookie since 1912: OREO.  And in 1913, the word OREO made its first crossword puzzle debut

54. Those, in Spanish: ESAS.

55. Hideaway: LAIR.

56. UFC sport: MMA.  Short for Mixed Martial Arts

Comment below if you like ... BTW, SO to my daughter who celebrates a birthday today.  I know how old she is and I still can't believe it! Happy Birthday, sweetie!