Monday, June 22, 2026, Robbie Cottom

Theme:  Avian journeys

We are just at the tail end of spring migration for birds.  How nice for constructor Robbie Cottom to remind us of it.  His birds, however, are rather down-to-earth.

16-Across. Flightless migration on a farm?: CHICKEN RUN.  A chicken run is an enclosed outdoor space where chickens can safely roam and forage.

Chicken run

35-Across. Flightless migration on a pond?: DUCK TOUR.  A duck tour uses amphibious buses to take visitors on land and sea.

It only *looks* like a disaster.

60-Across. Flightless migration on Thanksgiving?: TURKEY TROT.  A turkey trot is a short race held around Thanksgiving Day in the United States.

Macabre costumes optional

10-Down. Flightless migration in Toronto?: JAY WALK.  Jaywalking refers to a pedestrian crossing a street unlawfully.  Toronto because of the Toronto Blue Jays, a baseball team.  In Toronto, the most common jay bird is the Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata).

Blue Jay

40-Down. Flightless migration in a cornfield?: CROW HOP.  A crow hop can be a short, quick jump -- or, if you are sports minded, it can be a footwork technique used by baseball outfielders.

Crow hop

WALK with me now -- or HOP, RUN, or TROT -- on a TOUR of the rest of the clues and answers.

Across:

1. Channel that brings tears to one's eyes?: DUCT.  There are two sets of tear ducts in each eye.  On the upper outer side of each eye is a lacrimal gland producing tears, which flow through ducts and over the eye.  Excess tears drain into lacrimal ducts in the inner corner of each eye, flowing thence into the nose.  That's why your nose runs when you cry.

Note the ducts at left and right.

5. Grow frantic: PANIC.

10. "__ my memory": "Remind me": JOG.

13. Worker protection org.: OSHA.  Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

14. Unavailable: IN USE.

Do not enter!

15. Serving success: ACE.  In tennis, an ace is a legal serve that is not touched by the receiver, winning the point for the server.

16. [Theme clue]

18. "Despite that ... ": YET.  I took you on that fabulous bus tour of the pond, and yet ...

19. Tempts: ENTICES.

20. Nobel Peace Prize winner Sadat: ANWAR.  Anwar Sadat (1918-1981) was an Egyptian military officer who served as the third president of Egypt from 1970 until his assassination in 1981.  In 1978, Sadat and Menachem Begin, Prime Minister of Israel, signed a peace treaty in cooperation with U.S. President Jimmy Carter, for which they were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

Anwar Sadat

22. "Who even __ you?": ARE.

23. "Where babies come from" class, briefly: SEX ED.

25. The __ of one's existence: BANE.  A source of misery; a curse.

26. On a smaller scale: LESS SO.  I thought this was going to be LESSer, and was excited to tell you about one of my backyard birds.  But it was LESS SO ...

Lesser Goldfinch in my garden

28. Sicilia's country: ITALIA.  This is how Italians say Sicily and Italy.  Isn't it funny how they don't know the real names?

30. Thought: IDEA.

31. Animal life of a region: FAUNA.  Birds are fauna, too.  Even TURKEYs.

34. Penn of "Harold & Kumar" films: KAL.  Kalpen Modi, known professionally as Kal Penn, is an American actor, author, and former White House staff member in the Obama administration.  He is known for his portrayals of Kumar Patel in the Harold & Kumar film series, Lawrence Kutner on the television program House, White House staffer Seth Wright on Designated Survivor, and Kevin, a psychologist and boyfriend to Robin in How I Met Your Mother.

Kal Penn

35. [Theme clue]

38. __ and cheese: MAC.

41. Tempos: PACES.

42. Letters not found on a 24-hour clock: AM PM.

46. Under threat: AT RISK.

48. Also: AS WELL.

50. Clump of earth: CLOD.

51. "Your food is getting cold!": EAT UP.

54. Puffin kin: AUK.

55. Maya of "Stranger Things": HAWKE.  The daughter of actors Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman, Maya Hawke made her screen debut as Jo March in the 2017 BBC adaptation of Little Women. She starred as Robin Buckley in the Netflix series Stranger Things (2019–2025).  She has also recorded three musical albums.

Maya Hawke

57. Bugs Bunny fare: CARROTS.

59. "Kinda like that": ISH.

60. [Theme clue]

63. "New" prefix: NEO.

64. Nordic noir novelist Larsson: STIEG.  Karl Stig-Erland "Stieg" Larsson (1954-2004) was a Swedish writer, best known for The Girl with the Dragon Tatooo, The Girl Who Played with Fire, and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest, all of which were published posthumously, starting in 2005, after he died of a heart attack.  

Stieg Larsson

65. Some poke fish: TUNA.  Poke (POH-kay) is a dish of raw fish cubes tossed with soy sauce, sesame oil, and green onions.

Tuna poke

66. Telepathy, e.g.: ESP.  Extrasensory Perception.

67. "Got it?," slangily: YA DIG?

68. Do as one's told: OBEY.

Down:

1. Rx writer: DOC.

2. Guided (in): USHERED.  Better than the "ushed" we sometimes see in these pages.

3. Like dim sum and bao buns: CHINESE.  Perhaps nostalgic items for our blogmistress.

4. Diplomatic skill: TACT.

5. "Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy!": PIECE OF CAKE.

6. Granny flat, maybe: ANNEX.

7. Breastfeed: NURSE.

8. The Cyclones of the NCAA: ISU.  The Iowa State Cyclones are the NCAA Division I collegiate athletic teams representing Iowa State University.

And YET Iowa's state bird is not the Northern Cardinal (depicted)
but the American Goldfinch.

9. Wrestler/actor John: CENA.  John Cena was a professional wrestler with the WWE for 24 years, and a 17-time world champion, before becoming an actor.  Cena is also known for his charity work, granting more than 650 wishes for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, the most in the organization's history.

10. [Theme clue]

11. Australasia's region: OCEANIA.  Oceania inlcudes Australia, Melanesia, Micronesia, and Polynesia.

12. "Be reasonable": GET REAL.

17. O : hug :: X : __: KISS.  XOXO means hugs and kisses -- even though the X for kisses comes first.

21. Org. with Cavs and Mavs: NBA.  The Cleveland Cavaliers and Dallas Mavericks are teams in the professional National Basketball Association.

22. Boxer Muhammad: ALI.  

Muhammad Ali

24. Paleontologist's prize find: DINOSAUR EGG.

The small feathered dinosaurs with beaks designed to crack seeds
survived the famine when an asteroid collision killed most plant life on Earth
and gave rise to today's birds.

27. Unhappy: SAD.

29. Greek "T": TAU.

32. Org. that oversees NYC's Museum of the Dog: AKC.  American Kennel Club.

33. Sport-__: auto for rugged terrain: UTE.

36. Delivery company with brown trucks: UPS.

37. Like some poke fish: RAW.  See 65-Across.

38. The "M" of ATM: MACHINE.  Automated Teller Machine.

39. Geography texts: ATLASES.

40. [Theme entry]

43. Barbecue chef's coat?: MEAT RUB.  The coat goes on the meat, not the chef.

44. Wedding guest's date: PLUS ONE.

45. Civil rights leader honored in Jan.: MLK.  Martin Luther King.

47. Brief "No clue": IDK.  I don't know.  Here in the Crossword Corner, we often write "DNK" for "did not know."

49. Light on one's feet: SPRY.

52. Bitter-smelling: ACRID.

53. "Star Trek" legend George: TAKEI.

George Takei as Sulu on Star Trek

56. "Keep commerce human" website: ETSY.

58. Director Preminger: OTTO.  Otto Preminger (1905-1986) was an Austrian-American film and theatre director, producer and actor. He directed more than 35 feature films, and was one of the most influential directors in Hollywood during the 1940s and 1950s.

Otto Preminger

61. The Jazz, on scoreboards: UTA.  The Utah Jazz compete in the NBA.

62. Swift, to Swifties, when doubled: TAY.  Taylor Swift fans ("Swifties") call her Tay Tay.

Here's the grid:

Solvers,

Did you need perps (perpendicular entries) to JOG your memory regarding the celebrities named in this puzzle?  Did you PANIC at any point?

Or was the whole thing a PIECE OF CAKE?

We want to hear from you in the comments.  YA DIG?

-- NaomiZ

Monday, June 15, 2026, Janice Luttrell

Theme:  Garden variety.

Our marvelous Monday maven, Janice Luttrell, has constructed a puzzle that is quite ordinary -- just your normal, basic, garden variety Monday grid.  I kid, of course.  Her theme entries end with words that are run-of-the-mill.

20-Across. Central green in a small town: VILLAGE COMMON.

27-Across. Plateau in England that's home to Stonehenge: SALISBURY PLAIN.

49-Across. Comedian's performance: STAND-UP ROUTINE.

The big reveal occurs here:

56-Across. Tom Jones hit, and what can be said about the end of 20-, 27-, or 49-Across: IT'S NOT UNUSUAL.

Our blogmistress, C.C., has explained that it's easier to write a difficult puzzle than an easy one.  If today's puzzle seems simple, that's the result of exacting effort.  Let's waltz through the rest!

Across:

1. Actors in a sitcom: CAST.

5. Super Bowl org.: NFL.  National Football League.  An abbreviation in the clue suggests that there will be an abbreviation in the answer.

8. Combo pattern for mil. garb: CAMO.  "Camo" is short for "camouflage," a pattern featuring a combination of shapes and colors, often used for military garments.

Camo patterns vary to match the environment.
Here, an Australian soldier blends into the bush.

12. "Stuff and nonsense!": PSHAW.  A scoffing sound, pronounced puh-shaw or pshh.

14. Soothing lotion ingredient: ALOE.

16. Country singer Jackson: ALAN.  Alan Jackson sings traditional country songs as well as many he's written himself.  He has earned Grammy Awards, CMA Awards, and ACM Awards, and is one of the best-selling musical artists of all time.  Because he suffers from an inherited degenerative disease, he has scheduled a final concert on June 27, 2026.  Here he is performing his original song, Five O'Clock Somewhere, with special guest Jimmy Buffet appearing near the end.

17. Hawaiian greeting: ALOHA.

18. Slips into, as clothes: DONS.

19. Fishhook attachment: LURE.

20. [Theme clue]

23. Summer beverage: ICE TEA.

25. __ Vegas Aces: LAS.  A team in the Women's National Basketball Association.

26. Silent assent: NOD.

27. [Theme clue]

31. Bio information: AGE.  "Bio" is not an abbreviation, but just a shortened version of "biography."  Therefore, the answer is not an abbreviation.

32. Italian sparkling wine: ASTI.  The Piedmont region of Italy produces Asti Spumante and Moscato d'Asti.  Asti Spumante is more bubbly; Moscato d'Asti is less bubbly, sweeter, and lower in alcohol.

33. Many, many moons: EON.

34. Says "I do" to: WEDS.

36. Brief albums, briefly: EPS.  Extended Play records are longer than a single, but not as long as a full length album.

38. Cash dispensers: ATMS.

42. Luau bowlful: POI.  Steamed and pounded taro root, mixed with water.

Poi

45. Beauty store chain: ULTA.

48. Kendrick Lamar genre: RAP.

49. [Theme clue]

53. Ewe said it: BAA.

54. Little tyke: TOT.

55. Stray hair: STRAND.

56. [Theme clue]

60. Windy day toy: KITE.

61. Minerals in mines: ORES.

62. Fast-food pork sandwich: MCRIB.  McDonald's offers the McRib sandwich sporadically, for limited time periods.  It features a minced pork patty shaped like a rack of ribs, covered in barbecue sauce.  Availability corresponds to periods of low prices on bulk pork.  Travel to Germany if you simply must have one; it's a permanent menu item at McDonald's there.

German McRib -- all year round

65. You are, in Spanish: ERES.  Eres un gran traductor!  (You are a great translator!)  One of the problems I have with Google translate is that it provides only familiar speech in Spanish.  That might work in Spain, but in Mexico, it's important to use formal pronouns and verbs with people who are not your family or inferiors.  "Usted es un gran traductor!" is more polite in most situations.

66. "Drinks are __!": ON ME.

67. Brain prefix: NEURO.  Neuro- is from the Greek for "nerve," and is used to refer to nerves, the brain, or the nervous system as a whole.

68. Put one's feet up: REST.

69. Patch of lawn: SOD.

70. Hitch: SNAG.

Down:

1. Tax prep expert: CPA.  Certified Public Accountant, of course.

2. Silent communication syst.: ASL.  American Sign Language.

3. Did a snow day chore: SHOVELED.

4. Most populous island in French Polynesia: TAHITI.  Most populous?  Still seems like a dream destination.

This is Tahiti.
  The blue lagoon and white sand beaches that show up in searches for Tahiti are really the nearby island of Bora Bora.

5. Zilch: NADA.

6. Promote aggressively: FLOG.  I'm familiar with flog meaning to beat or whip someone severely, but Google tells me it also means to sell something quickly or aggressively.

7. Needing a companion: LONELY.

8. Tranquil: CALM.  Bora Bora, anyone?

Bora Bora.
I like the idea of a lazy vacation, but in truth, I cannot sit still.
Kayaking, though ... !

9. Reunion attendees: ALUMNI.

10. Dark red: MAROON.

11. Continuously: ON END.  "It rained for days ON END."  "The power was out for weeks ON END."

13. Polish Solidarity leader Lech: WALESA.  Lech Wałęsa was president of Poland from 1990 to 1995. The first democratically elected president of Poland since 1926, he was also the first-ever Polish president elected by popular vote.  An electrician, Wałęsa led the opposition Solidarity movement which ended Communist rule in Poland in 1989.

Lech Wałęsa

15. Break free: ESCAPE.

21. Chem class rooms: LABS.

22. Scandinavian capital near the North Sea: OSLO.

23. "You don't have to tell me!": I SAW.

24. Pet canary's home: CAGE.

28. Sport-__: off-road auto: UTE.

29. Tear to pieces: RIP UP.

30. Actress de Armas: ANA.  Ana de Armas grew up in Cuba, moved to Spain, and then moved to Los Angeles, playing leading film and TV roles along the way.  She was the holographic AI Joi in Blade Runner 2049 (2017), Paloma in the James Bond film No Time to Die (2021) and Marilyn Monroe in Blonde (2022), for which she was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress.

Ana de Armas

35. Health resort: SPA.

37. Camera option, initially: SLR.  Per Wikipedia, "a single-lens reflex camera (SLR) is a type of camera that uses a mirror and prism system to allow photographers to view through the lens and see exactly what will be captured. ... When the shutter button is pressed on most SLRs, the mirror flips out of the light path and allows light to pass through to the light receptor and the image to be captured."    

39. Dress rehearsal: TRIAL RUN.

40. "Save Me" singer Aimee: MANN.  You may remember Aimee Mann from her 1980s band "Til Tuesday."  She wrote their top-ten single Voices Carry.  She's been solo since 1990, and has also acted on TV and in films.  She wrote "Save Me" for the 1999 film Magnolia; the song was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Song and a Grammy Award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance.

Aimee Mann -- now and then

41. Floored it: SPED.

43. Not duped by: ONTO.  As in, "I'm onto you, buster!"

44. "Same for me!": I DO TOO.

46. Soft throw: TOSS.

47. Leaf-peeping season: AUTUMN.  DH and I visited New England in October 2019.  It was spectacular.

"Height of Land" in Maine -- my photo

49. Much political humor: SATIRE.

50. Tries a bite of: TASTES.

51. About-faces on the road: U-TURNS.

52. Tiny amounts: TRACES.

53. Harley-Davidson customer: BIKER.

57. Wild canary's home: NEST.  As opposed to 24-Down. Pet canary's home: CAGE.

58. Pixar clownfish: NEMO.

59. Preowned: USED.

63. Savings plan letters: IRA.  Individual Retirement Account.

64. Cranberry-growing area: BOG.

Here's the grid:

Solvers,

Which of you SPED through this puzzle?

Did it BOG you down anywhere?  Did it take hours ON END?

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL to hit a SNAG.  Hope you didn't RIP UP the puzzle!

Tell us all about it in the comments.

-- NaomiZ

Monday, June 8, 2026, Patti Varol

Theme:  Unfettered vocabulary.

Prometheus Unbound by Carl Bloch

Crackerjack crossword constructor (and our competent copy editor) Patti Varol brings us a wealth of wonderful words, while her four grid-spanning theme answers are unfettered by any formal reveal.  They are:

17-Across. Get-up-and-go that never goes: BOUNDLESS ENERGY.

25-Across. Therapy technique that encourages a thoughtful flow of ideas: FREE ASSOCIATION.

42-Across. School organizer with three rings: LOOSE LEAF BINDER.

55-Across. Righteous Brothers hit in the film "Ghost": UNCHAINED MELODY.

Was anyone unmoved by Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, and Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, 

to the soundtrack of Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers?

In case you missed it, the four theme answers all begin with synonyms for "free."

And now, we are at liberty to review the rest.

Across:

1. Table where Holy Communion is consecrated: ALTAR.

6. Play, as a guitar: STRUM.

11. Lifesaving skill, for short: CPR.  Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation.

14. Yankees manager Aaron: BOONE.  Aaron Boone is the manager of the New York Yankees of Major League Baseball.  He previously played in MLB for 13 seasons from 1997 to 2009.  He was a baseball analyst on ESPN from 2010 to 2017, and became the Yankees manager in 2018.  He's led the team to the playoffs in seven of his eight seasons, and to the World Series in 2024.

Aaron Boone

15. Make fun of: TEASE.

16. Scoffing laugh: HAH.

17. [Theme clue]

20. Crumb-carrying insect: ANT.

21. Toffee bar brand: HEATH.

22. Great Plains Natives: OTOES.

23. Quick look: PEEK.

24. Family nickname for some matriarchs: GRAN.  (I tried GRAm at first, but it didn't work out.)

25. [Theme clue]

32. Sped: RACED.

33. Sound of relief: SIGH.

34. Forensic sci. specialty: CSI.  Crime scene investigation (CSI) is a scientific discipline focused on the recognition, preservation, documentation, and collection of physical evidence at a crime scene. 

Also a gripping TV series.

35. Megastar: IDOL.

36. Tusked hogs: BOARS.

38. "Sounds like a __!": "Works for me!": PLAN.

39. "Hamilton" creator __-Manuel Miranda: LIN.

40. Corporal or private: RANK.

41. Feudal lord: LIEGE.

42. [Theme clue]

46. Extra helping: MORE.

47. Tenant's monthly payment: RENT.

48. App replaced by Microsoft Teams: SKYPE.  In my home and office, we replaced Skype with Zoom.  Guess it's time to join Teams.

50. __ the pot: causes trouble: STIRS.

52. Word before a maiden name: NÉE.  French for "born."  "Alicia Keys, née Cook" indicates the singer was born Alicia Cook.  If you want to indicate a man's former name, the word is "né," for instance, "Nicolas Cage, né Coppola."

55. [Theme clue]

58. Feathery garland: BOA.

59. Comedy counterpart: DRAMA.

60. Otherworldly: EERIE.

61. Cello's sect.: STR.  The cello's section in an orchestra is strings.

62. Cloyingly sentimental: SAPPY.

63. Coins that can be screwdrivers in a pinch: DIMES.  Dimes are handy because they are thin.

Down:

1. "Dancing Queen" pop quartet: ABBA.

2. Canadian lake bird with a unique call: LOON.  Loons make eerie calls, each with specific meanings.

Harry Collins makes exceptional videos of loons.

3. Promote loudly: TOUT.

4. __ Arbor, Michigan: ANN.

5. One with hair like Little Orphan Annie: REDHEAD.  Only 1-2% of the global population has naturally red hair.  It is most prevalent in Scotland and Ireland.

6. T-bones, e.g.: STEAKS.

7. Sample: TEST.

8. Foolishly impulsive: RASH.

9. "__ it or lose it!": USE.

10. Hanukkah centerpiece: MENORAH.  A Hanukkah menorah is technically a hanukkiah. The word menorah means "lamp" in Hebrew and usually refers to the seven-branched candelabrum used in the ancient Temple in Jerusalem.  A hanukkiah celebrates the miraculous rekindling of the menorah when the Maccabees overthrew their Greek oppressors and rededicated the Temple to the one God.

Count the branches!
The menorah was described by God to Moses.
The chanukiah is a later invention, specific to one holiday.

11. Told the story of: CHRONICLED.

12. Beep on a beeper: PAGE.

13. Actor Matthew of Netflix's "The Beast in Me": RHYS.  Matthew Rhys is a Welsh actor.  He played Kevin Walker in Brothers & Sisters (2006-2011) and Philip Jennings in The Americans (2013-2018).  He played the title role in Perry Mason (2020-2023). In 2025, he appeared as antagonist Nile Jarvis in The Beast in Me. Rhys currently plays the lead role in the comedy-horror series Widow's Bay (2026). 

Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys
Co-stars on screen and off.

18. Wine sediment: LEES.  Lees are the natural sediments -- dead yeast cells, grape skins, and seeds -- that settle at the bottom of a wine vat. Winemakers remove the heavy lees after fermentation, but sometimes leave fine lees in the vat, and even stir them up to maximize the release of beneficial compounds into the developing wine.  This is common in French Muscadet Sèvre et Maine,  Chardonnay, and Champagne.  When "sur lie" appears on a wine label, it means the wine was aged "on the lees."

19. Coup d'__: ÉTAT.  A coup d'état (French for "stroke of state") is a sudden seizure of power by a small group, such as military leaders or political elites.

23. Rind: PEEL.

24. Jobs for a band: GIGS.

25. Perk: FRILL.

26. "All Things Considered" medium: RADIO.  All Things Considered, on National Public Radio since 1971, is the most listened-to, afternoon drive-time, news radio program in the country.

27. Option for travelers on a budget, perhaps: ECONOMY CAR.  I wanted ECONOlodge.  Had to get a few perps in there to FIR.

28. Japanese port city: OSAKA.

29. Geometric fig. with a radius: CIR.  A geometric figure with a radius is a circle.

30. Missouri River tributary: OSAGE.

31. Bay Area NFLer: NINER.  The San Francisco 49ers (Niners) are a professional NFL team.

36. Hay bundle: BALE.

37. __ and only: ONE.

38. Ice cream purchase: PINT.

40. Goes over again, as a contract: REREADS.

41. Type of oil extracted from flax: LINSEED.  Edible linseed oil is a nutritious oil from flax seeds, rich in omega-3 fatty acids, but it must be cold-pressed and used cold as it spoils quickly.  It should not be confused with boiled linseed oil used for wood finishes, which is treated with chemicals and is toxic.

Linseed oil AKA flaxseed oil

43. Former frosh: SOPH.  Frosh is for freshman, a first year student.  Soph is for sophomore, a second year student.

44. Start of many long weekends: FRIDAY.

45. Natural sandbank: BERM.  Berms can be built for landscaping purposes, but are also naturally occuring raised ridges of sand or pebbles on a beach, formed by wave action at high tide marks.

Beach berm

48. Long sandwiches: SUBS.

49. Nautical speed unit: KNOT.

50. Simple fastener: SNAP.

51. Fill-in worker: TEMP.

52. Convention: NORM.

53. Emmy winner Falco: EDIE.  Edie Falco was amazing in her role as Carmela Soprano on the HBO series The Sopranos (1999-2007), and won three Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series for that show.  She won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series for playing the title role in the Showtime series Nurse Jackie (2009-2015).  She has lots of other TV, film, and Broadway credits.  Impressive. 

Edie Falco

54. Potato buds: EYES.

56. 401(k) rollover target: IRA.  A 401(k) is an employer-sponsored retirement account.  An IRA (Individual Retirement Account) is an account you open yourself.  When you leave an employer, you may wish to roll your 401(k) into an IRA under your own control.  You can do the rollover without paying tax or early withdrawal penalties.

57. Tropical garland: LEI.

Here's the grid:

Solvers:

Were there any answers today that you DNK (Did Not Know)?  I DNK Matthew Rhys.

Did perps (perpendicular entries) help you fill them in?

Or did you FWH (Finish With Help) by turning on red letters, searching Google, or asking a friend?

Maybe your DW (Dear Wife) or DH (Dear Husband) helped.

Maybe you FIW (Finished It Wrong) or DNF (Did Not Finish).

I FIR (Finished It Right) and enjoyed it, but everyone wants to know how YOU did.

Please comment, even if it's just WEES (What Everyone Else Said).

-- NaomiZ

Monday, June 1, 2026, Katie Hale

Theme:  Yada yada yada.

Today's crossword puzzle comes to us from Katie Hale, assistant crossword editor of the Los Angeles Times.  Although she is clearly a sparkling wit and wordsmith, today Katie is concerned with conversation that lacks spark.  The theme answers are:

20-Across. Warning on delicate garments: DRY CLEAN ONLY.  A DRY conversation is lifeless, humorless, or matter-of-fact.

34-Across. Feature of nonglossy countertops: DULL FINISH.  A DULL conversation is boring, tedious, or uninteresting.

44-Across. Espressos with steamed milk: FLAT WHITES.  A FLAT conversation lacks energy, emotion, or enthusiasm.

56-Across. "... and other meaningless drivel," or what can be found at the start of 20-, 34-, and 44-Across: BLAH BLAH BLAH.  All of these conversations are BLAH and sound to at least one of the participants like BLAH BLAH BLAH (or yada yada yada) -- in other words, meaningless drivel.  Katie has clued us in to look for something BLAH at the start (or beginning) of the answers cited.

Let's not put you to sleep with all this blather.  On to the rest of the clues and answers!

Across:

1. Timelessly stylish: CHIC.

5. Many a robocall: SCAM.

9. Brewery tour pours, for short: IPAS.  India Pale Ales.

13. Polo ground chunk: DIVOT.  A divot is a small chunk of grass and soil dug out of the ground, most commonly the result of swinging a golf iron.  In polo, divots are torn up by the horses' hooves as they gallop, stop or turn.  Polo matches feature a halftime break during which spectators stomp the upturned chunks of turf back into place, making the field safer for the horses.

The divot stomp is even more fun if you're drinking.

15. __ stick: POGO.  The pogo stick's name comes from the surnames of two German inventors, Max Pohlig and Ernst Gotschall, who registered a German patent for a "spring end hopping stilt" in 1920.

Pogo stick

16. French peak, to locals: ALPE.  The French Alps are located in southeastern France, along the borders with Switzerland and Italy.  The French language loves unpronounced letters, so of course Alp is Alpe in French.

17. Public tantrum: SCENE.  As in, "Don't make a scene!"

18. Bring in: EARN.

19. Stare open-mouthed: GAPE.

20. [Theme clue]

23. On land: ASHORE.  As a landlubber, I don't generally think of myself as being ashore, but my late sister's husband lives on a little sailboat and is usually out at sea, so his time ashore is a distinct experience.

26. Verbal hesitations: ERS.

27. Lipton drink: TEA.

28. The Jazz of the NBA, on scoreboards: UTA.  The Utah Jazz are a professional basketball team based in Salt Lake City.

29. "Most definitely": IT IS.  Is the weather getting weirder every year?  IT IS.

32. Vlogger devices, informally: CAMS.  A vlogger (or video blogger) produces video content to share online.  CAMeraS are essential.

34. [Theme clue]

37. Like a room with open windows: AIRY.

40. Parquet floor feature: INLAY.  Parquet is a geometric mosaic of wood pieces used for decorative flooring.  Inlay is a technique of setting wood or other materials into shallow recesses carved in a base surface so that the inserted pieces are flush with the surrounding surface.

Parquet floor.

41. Airport entry org.: TSA.  The Transportation Security Administration was established in 2001, in direct response to the September 11 terrorist attacks. Originally under the Department of Transportation, the agency was moved to the Department of Homeland Security in 2003. 

42. Mentor's pupil: TUTEE.

43. "You told me a thousand times already!": OK OK.  But is that enough?  IT IS!

44. [Theme clue]

46. Glam gala: FETE.

48. Elderly Shakespearean king: LEAR.

49. All Hallows' __: EVE.

50. 1980s sitcom ET: ALF.  ALF was a television sitcom that aired on NBC from 1986 to 1990.  The title character, ALF (an acronym for Alien Life Form), crash-lands in the garage of a suburban California family.  ALF ran for four seasons, with a total of 97 episodes.  Did anyone here watch it?

52. Each and every one: ALL.

54. Not top quality, screenwise: LOW RES.  A LOW RESolution display lacks sharpness and fine detail.

56. [Theme clue]

60. Crimson Tide team, familiarly: BAMA.  The Alabama Crimson Tide (known as "Bama") represents the University of Alabama in NCAA Division I athletics.

61. October birthstone: OPAL.  My sister and I used to speculate about who would inherit Mom's incredible antique opal necklace.  Mom had no idea we were interested.  She sold it.

Opal

62. Baby shower bear: TEDDY.

66. Bad news bringer: OMEN.

67. "Now __ talking!": WE'RE.

68. "I'm so great!": YAY ME.

69. Fixes, as potholes: TARS.

70. Snow glider: SLED.

71. Assessment: TEST.

Down:

1. Record store section: CDS.  Compact discs -- the format between vinyl records and online digital music.  Except there were a lot of tape formats, too!  And audio DVDs.  Audiophiles, your comments are welcome.

CDs

2. Sound of a diaphragm spasm: HIC.  The sound of a hiccup.

3. "__ been meaning to tell you ... ": I'VE.

4. Unit in a complex: CONDO.

5. Hardware detail, for short: SPEC.  Hardware SPECifications are the technical details of a computer’s hardware -- such as the processor, memory, storage, graphics card, and operating system -- that define its performance and capabilities.  I suppose there are SPECs for other kinds of hardware, too, like nuts, bolts, and hinges.

6. Snowman's eyes, sometimes: COAL.

7. Be in harmony: AGREE.

8. Charles III, e.g.: MONARCH.  Ever heard of Charles III?  He's the reigning MONARCH in the UK.

9. "Othello" villain: IAGO.  Iago is a fictional character in Shakespeare's Othello. 

10. Friend who maintains one's watering schedule, say: PLANT SITTER.  Or hire a professional!

11. Orchard pick: APPLE.

12. "Bye now": SEE YA.

14. Fill with fear: TERRIFY.

21. Hairy cryptid: YETI.  A cryptid is a creature whose existence has been suggested by legends or eyewitness accounts, but whose existence remains unproven or unrecognized by scientific consensus.  A prime example is the North American Bigfoot AKA "Sasquatch."  The Himalyan Yeti AKA "Abominable Snowman" is another.

22. Govt. intel org.: NSA.  The National Security Agency is a U.S. Department of Defense intelligence agency tasked with global monitoring of information, and protecting U.S. government communications networks and information systems.

23. Broadcast's sound component: AUDIO.

24. Didn't do well: STUNK.

25. Cooperstown honoree: HALL OF FAMER.  Cooperstown is a village in central New York State, known for the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum.

30. Abbr. in some airport names: INTL.  Abbreviation for "international."

31. Doormat fiber: SISAL.

33. "You're Welcome" singer in "Moana": MAUI.

Moana and Maui

35. Waterskiing spot: LAKE.

36. Fully gratify: SATE.

38. Superman player Christopher: REEVE.  Christopher Reeve (1952-2004) played Superman in the 1978 film and three sequels (1980-1987), along with a number of other fine film performances.

Christopher Reeve as Superman

39. Affirmative replies: YESES.

42. Husky, as a voice: THROATY.

44. Guys: FELLOWS.

45. Barrier: WALL.

47. Tavern tally: TAB.

50. Religious brotherhood leader: ABBOT.

51. Vicuña kin: LLAMA.  The vicuña is a wild South American camelid which lives in the high alpine areas of the Andes. Vicuñas are relatives of the llama, and are the ancestors of domesticated alpacas.  The vicuña is the national animal of Peru and appears on the Peruvian coat of arms.

Vicuñas

53. Jacket flap: LAPEL.

55. Flour source: WHEAT.

57. "Dune" film score composer Zimmer: HANS.  Hans Zimmer is a German composer who has scored over 150 films.  He won two Academy Awards for Best Original Score, for The Lion King (1994) and for Dune (2021).

Hans Zimmer

58. Fabled race loser: HARE.

59. Turned light laundry pink accidentally, perhaps: BLED.  Who hasn't washed a red shirt and gotten pink socks by accident?

63. Turn light laundry pink intentionally, perhaps: DYE.  Cute follow-up to the previous clue.

64. Private app convos: DMS.  A DM is a Direct Message, sent privately between social media or app users.

65. As of now: YET.  Is it over ... as of now?

Here's the grid:

Do we all AGREE that this was a nifty puzzle?  Do I hear YESES?

Or do you think it STUNK?

SEE YA in the comments section!

-- NaomiZ