Wednesday, Jul 25th, 2025 ~ Dana Edwards

 KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF

More my kind of music

This looks to be Dana's debut puzzle for the LA Times - congratulations~!  She has manufactured a muscial medley of clues & answers, and a rare 15 x 14 Grid, which makes up for the long line of grids 15 x 16 that I have blogged on a regular basis for several Wednesday crosswords in the past.  No circles, a handful of easy-enough names, and twice the # of 4LW to 3LWs.  Two of the themers are unique*, as are two of the longer Down fills.  The theme, and the centered reveal; 

16. Plant that can cause an itchy rash: POISON IVY - I get the rash just looking at it....

22. Piece at the Met or the Louvre: MUSEUM ARTWORK*

45. Furry helper who often wears a vest: SERVICE ANIMAL* - this "no touching" thing was never the case when I was growing up; I could always pet a service animal - what happened~?

55. Power source for some trains: THIRD RAIL - for those who prefer rap to rock and blues, Erik B. & Rakim had this track, which has the lyric "the stage is a cage/the mic is a third rail" @3:05

34. MC Hammer hit, and an important reminder about 16-, 22-, 45-, and 55-Across: 
U CAN'T TOUCH THIS - sampling my generation's  Super Freak by Rick James, this rap took Stanley Kirk Burrell ( and his signature pants ) all the way to best R&B and rap solo for the year 1990; the "DEETS" are here at Wiki

All things being equal, it IS a catchy number

And Away We Go~!

ACROSS:

1. "Waterloo" group: ABBA - crossword musical fodder to start us off

5. Sported: WORE

9. HS exams with many multiple-choice questions: SATs

13. Big chunk: SLAB

14. Milky gemstone: OPAL

15. Bloke: CHAP

18. Morning TV host Kelly: RIPA

19. Green roll: SOD

20. Pouty expression: MOUE - My last correction before the "ta-DA~!"; I had moPe

21. "Old Time Rock and Roll" singer Bob: SEGER - this might come as a surprise, but I am not a Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band fan - I'll leave it to the Cornerites for any links

25. 57-Across product: TNT - AND - 57A. Cartoon manufacturer of explosive tennis balls: ACME

Makers of fine ANVILS, too

26. Statement that may follow "Not to toot my own horn, but ... ": BOAST

27. Absurdist art movement: DADA - Here's the Wiki; I happen to like "fountain" by Marcel Duchamp

Yes, that's exactly what it is . . . .

30. Red __: cinnamon candies: HOTS - I like cinnamon in candy, gum, mouthwash, etc., and Fire Water was my go-to shot in days of yore - but it seems to be hard to find these days

31. Nickname for Ernesto Guevara: CHE

38. "Yo!": "HEY~!"

39. __ and parcel: PART

40. Inclined plane: RAMP

41. Good bargains: DEALS

43. Swiatek who was the first Polish tennis player to win a major singles title: IGA - she likes AC/DC and Pink Floyd - more here from WTA Tennis

50. Fight grime: CLEAN - clever play on word

51. Fail to enunciate: SLUR - especially if you've consumed copious amounts of Fire Water

52. "Yo!": "S'UP~!"

54. Turn over a new leaf?: READ - I just finished "An Absolutely Remarkable Thing" by Hank Green - a well-written Sci-Fi story

58. Big name in headphones: BOSE

59. Boundary: EDGE

60. Med. condition once called shell shock: PTSD - Post-Trumatic Stress Disorder; here's George Carlin's skit referring to both terms

61. Full collections: SETS

62. Like some internships: PAID

DOWN:

1. Venomous snakes: ASPS

2. Bouquet element: BLOOM - ROSE, FLOWER, STEM~?  Ah, that floral word

3. Tech giant known as the "Google of China": BAIDU - I've never heard of this company before today - here again is the Wiki 

4. Muscles worked in boat pose: ABs - I have my second "weigh-in" tomorrow with my trainer

5. Triumphed: WON OUT

6. Yves Saint Laurent fragrance: OPIUM - I bought a sample of "Scent of Dark", the fragrance from Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath - and it's quite alluring - not what you'd expect, if you were expecting "heavy metal on-stage sweat & body odour" 😜

Here's the website where one can buy the fragrance

7. Sing the praises of: RAVE ABOUT*

8. "Tarzan" actor Ron: ELY - I somehow recalled this; I guess I must have seen some Tarzan movie on a Saturday afternoon, long ago

9. Nail alternatives: SCREWS - a more betterer fastener, IMO

10. "Oh, understood": "AH, I GOTCHA.*"

11. Gradually decrease: TAPER - Dah~!  Not ABATE

12. Chemistry, so to speak: SPARK - as in romance and relationships

17. Gathering of crows, to some: OMEN - not MURDER - the official name for a group of crows

21. Secret stock: STASH - Dah~! Not CACHE

23. Megafan: STAN - 21st century-speak; a reference to an Eminem song, if you care to listen to this rap - might be a bit too 'unsettling' for some

24. Univ. military gp.: ROTC - Reserve Officers' Training Corps - had this a couple weeks ago

27. "Obvi!": "DUH~!"

28. Whiz: ACE

29. Fantasizes: DAY-DREAMS

30. Lawn game item pitched at a stake: HORSESHOE - semi-meh; we always called the GAME horseshoeS

32. "That bloke": "HIM~!" - "You~! Yes, You~! Stand still, laddie~!"

33. Telepath's talent: ESP - crosswordese

35. "Bartender" singer: T-PAIN - Cringe - I triple-dog dare you to listen through to the end - I could not.  Warning~!  No foul language, but a not-very-deep, excessive abuse of Auto-Tune hip-hop song

36. Soft silicate: TALC

37. Vehicle with cables: TRAM - good WAG, but then again, STREETCAR was almost a grid-spanner

42. Dodged: EVADED - HA~!  I risked filling this in, knowing that it could have been ELUDED, etc.

43. Accustoms (to): INURES - Wednesday's $2 word - You have to use it in a sentence in a convo today

44. Steel (oneself): GIRD - especially your loins

45. Leftover bit: SCRAP

46. Vote in: ELECT

47. Most sought-after, as party guests: A-LIST - "That's why I invited clients instead of friends" -who said this~? What movie~? - See below.

48. Carne __ burrito: ASADA

49. Mario character in green: LUIGI

In NYC while on a job, I was once called "Luigi" by

some anon on the street because I had on grey overalls

53. Declared in court: PLED

55. Samantha Bee's former network: TBS

56. Agt.: REP

Splynter

Louis Tully, Ghostbusters, @ 0:42

Sunday, Jun 22nd, 2025 ~ Christina Iverson

 GENRE FUSION
OR
"I WANNA ROCK GARDEN"

Twisted Sister, "I wanna rock" garden

Splynter here, subbing for our unhappy hostess, who had her infusion done this past week, and was not feeling well.  This is my first time blogging a Sunday grid, but not my first Christina Iverson puzzle - her last LA Times contribution was Memorial Day this year; I blogged her Wednesday crossword back in Nov 2024.  Since I have no reference to any previous Sunday statistics, I can say that we have no circles, a few names, 50 four- but not foul- letter words, and not only are all the theme answers unique, but two of the 9-letter Downs are unique* as well.  I thought this was a well-made, clever crossword - the theme answers are a playful 'expansion' that ties an in-the-language phrase to a musical genre; 

23. Title of a memoir written by Madonna's daughter?: MOM AND POP MUSIC

39. Young and adorable Twisted Sister enthusiast?: PRECIOUS METAL HEAD

56. Exclamation upon finding "Honky Tonkin'" in the dumpster?: IT'S A FREE COUNTRY ALBUM

75. Spend every waking moment in one's Rolling Stones-themed bedroom?: 

LIVE UNDER A ROCK POSTER - I grew up with Iron Maiden, who had the best merchandising

The Trooper & Aces High, two of their coolest "Eddie" posters

89. Accidentally books the hip-hopper with no rhythm?: GETS A BAD RAP ARTIST

111. Go-to for Pete Seeger or Woody Guthrie?: COMMON FOLK SONG

 My favorite was not the METAL or ROCK reference, but the one genre I probably like the least - 

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY ALBUM~!

And Away We Go~!

ACROSS:

1. Card game also called contract whist: OH HELL - new one to me; more here

7. Jerks: SPASMS

13. Southwestern people: APACHE

19. Affectionate knuckle rub: NOOGIE

20. Many a social media opinion: HOT TAKE - Essentially, statements that play Devil's Advocate by raising people's ire - e.g., anything political posted here on the Corner

22. Comedy series starring Bob Odenkirk and David Cross: MR. SHOW - never heard of this; I do know David Cross, as he appeared in Men in Black 1 & 2

25. Trig function: COSINE

26. Scraped (by): EKED

27. Gawk: GAPE

28. Clarinet kin: OBOE

30. Antlered deer: BUCKS - STAGS didn't work

31. Plus: ASSET - AND - 119A. Column on a record: LOSSES - this second clue stumped me because with the musical references of the theme, I was thinking of "record" as "LP"

33. Premier League team, to fans: MAN U - Manchester United - English soccer/football

35. Taken __: startled: ABACK

37. FD employee: EMT - a change-up on the typical clue for this abbr answer

45. Like fuzzy fruit: MOLDY - ah, not PEACH or KIWIS, but the ones gone bad . . . .

47. Recipe nos.: AMTS

48. Dowser's objective: WELL - WATER was too many letters

49. Confidentiality doc: NDA - Non-Disclosure Agreement; I will need this for my board games

50. Actor Rickman: ALAN - He made a compelling villain in "Die Hard"

"Die Hard" IS a Christmas movie in my home

51. Brought forth: BEGAT - there was a lot of Biblical begatting

53. Some nonalcoholic pours: BEERS - Years ago, I drank a half-dozen O'Doul's at a gentlemens' club; all you get are trips to the bathroom and a nagging headache

55. Sound from an enthusiastic diner: MOAN - I guess; I personally don't usually associate a moan with something good - or - food

60. "Thanks a __!": "LOT~!"

61. Count (on): RELY

62. Thakhek locale: LAOS - More like Saturday cluing, filled via perps

63. __ bran: OAT

64. Amazes: WOWS

65. Be a cast member of: ACT IN

67. Scribbles (down): JOTS

69. Hat with a tassel: FEZ - everything you ever wanted to know about "The Fez"

Steely Dan from the album "The Royal Scam"

70. Inventor Sikorsky: IGOR - no, EYE-gor . . . .

71. Smudge on Santa's suit: SOOT

72. Letters on some protective lip balm: SPF - Sun Protection Factor

81. All the __: RAGE

82. Thick-__ boots: SOLED

83. Foil alternatives: ÉPÉES

84. Storybook bear: PAPA

85. German cry: ACH

86. French bean?: TETE - Frawnche for "head"

87. Transparent: OPEN

88. Colorful relative of a violet: PANSY

95. Knock: DIS - as in disrespect

96. Actress Hannah: DARYL - I know her from Blade Runner, Splash and Roxanne - her IMDb

97. Site with a Fashion Finds section: ETSY - the website here

98. Informal attempts: STABS

100. Like a Brit's proverbial milk: SPILT - as opposed to "Spilled"

102. Fashionably __: LATE

104. Prefix with fill or complete: AUTO - curses, Autocorrect~!

There were so many to choose from, but mostly NSFW

106. Italian musical phrase often abbreviated as "a2": A DUE - two players, in unison

109. Immature, in a way: LARVAL - $2 word

115. Playful aquatic mammals: OTTERS

116. One might end on a high note: SOPRANO

117. Bug with pincers and a flat body: EARWIG

118. Gym: PHYS. ED. - semi-meh; gym may be an abbr for gymnasium, but gym class - better

120. Biases: SLANTS

DOWN:

1. "I'll treat": "ON ME."

2. Bit of fishing gear: HOOK

3. "Finally, I can sleep in my own bed!": "HOME AT LAST~!" - appeared one other time in the NYT

4. "Golly!": "EGADS~!"

5. Maya who designed the Civil Rights Memorial in Montgomery: LIN - her Webpage

6. Actor Heath: LEDGER - I liked him in "A Knight's Tale", and as the Joker in "The Dark Knight" - died at 28yrs old from a prescription drug overdose in NYC - his Wiki

7. Mart: SHOP

8. Catholic leader: POPE

9. Bread box?: ATM - another alternative clue for an over-used fill

10. "The Simpsons" disco guy: STU

11. Workers who may use concrete saws: MASONS - I tried PAVERS

12. Slopes habitué: SKI BUM

13. Regal competitor: AMC - Movie theatres

14. The big leagues: PRO BALL

15. Given that: AS SUCH

16. Get cold feet: CHICKEN OUT

17. Beep: HONK - I tried "TOOT"

18. Some flock members: EWES - AND - 42D. Fancy jugs: EWERS

21. System starter: ECO - ECOsystem

24. Party spread: PÂTÉ - "What am I, chopped liver~?"

29. Spot to get a bite: EATERY - can I get some PATE~?

32. Mole: SPY

33. Words to live by: MOTTO - Dah~! Not CREDO

34. Swimming powerhouse in the Olympics, for short: AUStralia - I was not sure where this clue was going; even after it filled via perps, I had to check online; here's a medal count by country

36. Model material: BALSA

37. Drafts folder filler: E-MAIL

38. Very, to Vivaldi: MOLTO - Italian 

40. Not forthcoming: CAGEY

41. Big Apple product: iMAC - I tried iPAD

43. Savage of "MythBusters": ADAM - I know him....

44. Savage of "Savage Love": DAN - I do NOT know him

46. Genetic material: DNA

51. Cold __ coffee: BREW

52. Slithering swimmers: EELS

53. "Children of," in temple names: B'NAI - Hebrew

54. Berkshire school: ETON - I was thinking Berkeley, and tried UCLA - hey, I am EAST coast....

55. Degs. for entrepreneurs: MBAs

57. Panicked, perhaps: FROZE - Fight, Flight or Freeze~?

58. Super: ULTRA

59. Game of luck: LOTTO

64. "I don't believe __ met": "WE'VE"

65. Posthumous Pulitzer winner James: AGEE - good WAG on my part

66. Firewood quantity: CORD 

67. One might start with a knock: JOKE - As in, "Knock Knock, who's there~?"

68. "My bad!": "OOPS~!"

69. Hit below the belt: FIGHT DIRTY *- I tried SUCKER PUNC, ran out of spaces

70. Ran in place, maybe: IDLED

71. Trademarked element of Play-Doh: SCENT - HA~!  I tried "TASTE" first

72. Gives up: STANDS DOWN *- neat contradictory clue/answer

73. "Is __ OK?": response to a request for Coke: PEPSI - in the South, the question is always "What kind of Coke do you want~?" "I'll have a Diet Pepsi."

74. Becomes ragged: FRAYS

75. Weblike fabric: LACE

Ballerina Black Secret Scarlet Lace Tights

76. Milk carton phrase: USE BY

77. Some: NOT ALL - that would be the definition....

78. "How can I ever __ you?": REPAY

79. Abbr. on old phones: OPERator; here's a funny Millennial video

Four minutes to dial a number....

80. Place for a couples retreat: SPA

81. Joplin work: RAG - SCOTT Joplin - The Entertainer kind of rag

86. Steak __: TARTARE - Basically, raw beef - a recipe

87. Batter's stat: OPS - Baseball lingo for On-Base Plus Slugging

88. Gp. that might plan a readathon: PTA

90. Soothing balms: SALVES - ALOES was too short

91. Make more suitable: RETOOL

92. "Resume speed," to a musician: A TEMPO - definition

93. Colon, at times: IS TO - analogy; see 35A.

94. Wraps: STOLES

99. Iraqi port city: BASRA

100. Piggie's favorite dish in the "Elephant and Piggie" books: SLOP - makes sense

101. Line on a trail map: PATH - I followed the advice of two Cornerites, desper-otto & TTP, ordered me a pair of New Balance 608 V5s

The brown ones were $10 less - I'm not picky, and they match my sweatpants~!

103. Bldg. coolers: A/Cs - gotta put my big window unit in; we are going to get close to 100° this week here in Connecticut 😝

104. Green Gables girl: ANNE

105. Blurry craft in tabloid pics: UFOs

107. Storage __: UNIT

108. Quiche need: EGGS

110. Acid letters: LSD

112. Peacock title: MRS. - Definitely Saturday cluing, and a reference to the board game Clue; I had an inkling this was what we were looking for; I also considered "MRT", as Mr. T was in the NBC "Peacock" show "The A-Team"

113. Western treaty gp.: OAS - Organziation of American States - the Wiki

114. Actor Penn: KAL - His IMDb; I knew of him from "House, M.D."

Splynter

Wednesday, Jun 11th, 2025 ~ Dylan Schiff

 Once Upon a Time....Happily Everafter

The End...

Continues~!??

I am unsure how to call this crossword puzzle; on the one hand, it was a solid mid-week challenge for me; on the other, it took a cheat peek to find out why I did not get the "ta-DA~!".  Then, after staring at the theme answers for longer than I care to admit, I finally figured out the common thread ( only due to the fact that I recognized the first two as titles ) and it left me feeling less than pleased / satisfied; sorta disappointed it was not "more", I guess.  YMMV.  I did a count; 191 letters, and with the three spanners, a whopping 65 dedicated to the theme; that's 34%.  Impressive, but - too many names again, even if they are fairly familair - I am not even going to bother linking to them this week; no circles,  a balance of 21/22 3LW& 4LWs, and two unique fills (*); 

17. Australia's unofficial national anthem: WALTZING MATILDA - Matilda, the book

23. Bite-sized treats: DONUT HOLES* - Holes, the book

37. Wide-eyed awe: CHILDLIKE WONDER - Wonder, the book

52. Cares: GIVES A HOOT* - Hoot, the book

61. Perfect resolution, or a feature of 17-, 23-, 37-, and 52-Across: STORYBOOK ENDING - the four theme fills END with the title of a story/book - yet the fill itself was in a crossword 30yrs ago.  BTW, I "wrote" the "book" that is the title of this blog post, so don't make me enforce ©opywright infringement 😁

And Away We Go~!

ACROSS:

1. Play mates?: CAST - I do the Down clues first, and I never saw my errors here in the NW . . . .Sigh

5. "31 Days of Oscar" cable network: TCM - Turner Classic Movies

8. Electric current unit: AMPERE

The "naughty" version on my blog page

14. "The Traitors" host Cumming: ALAN- name #1

15. __ Speedwagon: REO - name #2, getting tired of this clue/answer - don't like the band, either....

16. Folk medicine figure: HEALER - I had _ E A _ _R, pondered "REAPER" - hey, technically, death is a "medical" thing 

20. Punk subgenre: EMO - seems like every week now we get this fill

21. Debate topic: ISSUE

22. Obi-Wan portrayer Guinness: ALEC - name #3

26. Took a dip: SWAM

28. Former Russian ruler: TSAR - music interlude; here's an instrumental from Black Sabbath

They would open their show with "Supertzar" playing in the background

29. Bout ruling, briefly: TKO - Technical Knock-Out

31. Dug-out material?: ORE - yeah, I figured this was the common O-R-E fill, trying a different approach  on the cluing - I'll admit, it's not bad

32. Overture follower: ACT I

35. Sign of things to come: OMEN

36. Go (for): OPT

42. Protein in a Monte Cristo: HAM

Now I'm in the mood for a sa'mich

43. Sisters in habits: NUNS

44. Analogy phrase: IS TO

45. Afore: ERE

46. "Your point?": "AND....~?"

47. Tried to buzz: RANG - a bit Meh.

50. Onetime Volvo rival: SAAB - two Swedish automakers

57. Highlands family unit: CLAN

59. "Barbie" director Gerwig: GRETA - name #4

60. Lucy of "Elementary": LIU - name #5

64. Sore: TENDER - my feet are sore - I have walked my neighborhood every day but one since I joined the gym; I need to get me some comfortable hiking footwear - suggestions~?

65. "__ the fields we go ... ": "O'ER"

66. "Diana" singer Paul: ANKA - name #6

67. "Voilà!": "PRESTO~!"

68. Hosp. workers: MDs

69. Outperform: BEST


DOWN:

1. Imitated a crow: CAWED - bleery-eyed, I read this as "imitated a COW", so I put in MOOED; that didn't work with "Waltzing...", so I switched to LOWED, and never checked my Across; hence my black marks in the grid below....

2. San Antonio field trip destination: ALAMO - name(ish)

3. Place to find high rollers?: SALON - high on one's head kind of rollers

4. Red block in Minecraft: TNT - good WAG on my part, but then again, three letters . . . .

5. "How Do I Live" singer Yearwood: TRISHA - I did recall this was spelled "SHA", not "CIA" - still, name #7

6. One who may remove a curse?: CENSOR - Think bloopers

7. Tycoon: MOGUL

8. "Now I've got it!": "A-HA~!"

9. Social media parent company: META - 'they' own Facebook and other social media outlets, I think, and the company is going with "Social Technology" for a title, promoting "virtual reality" goggles - I have tried a set with a model I built in Revit of a church pipe organ; I was impressed, but it made my modeling skills look lame by comparison.  The webpage

10. Equipment for building sand castles: PAILS - what about the shovels~?

Methinks this is called "cheating"

11. "Legally Blonde" protagonist: ELLE WOODS - full name #8

12. Place to see stars: RED CARPET - the kind of stars whose NAMES appear too often in crosswords these days...

13. Historical span: ERA - the most over-used crossword fill

18. Comic strip about a teenager: ZITS - name(ish)

19. "I'd like to see you": "MEET ME."

24. Gas or elec.: UTILity - there's no gas lines in my area; I have to buy oil this week; my water heater is on the furnace

25. Distort, as data: SKEW

Don McMillan, Technically funny

27. Paris subway: METRO - another WAG on my part

30. Creative mind behind the Imagine Peace Tower: ONO - name #9

32. Feels yesterday's workout: ACHES - just in my legs

33. Thespian's role: CHARACTER - ah, good fill

34. Chance for an introvert to recharge: TIME ALONE - I am all for time alone - my ex-wife once called me "anti-social", which was a bonus - it meant I was diagnosed with a disability, and didn't have to participate - 😜

35. Says "Go ahead," say: OKs

38. Genetic material in Rosalind Franklin's "Photo 51": DNA - a "pivotal diffraction X-ray image" of the strand in 1952 - the story here

39. Source of inspiration?: LUNG - Breathe in~!

40. Rainbow band: INDIGO - I toyed with "ROY G BIV", but once I had some crossings, I see it was just ONE band of color

41. Nearby: NIGH - Ah, that kind of nearby, like the end is NIGH~!

( the second guy's sign has the definition of nigh )

47. Made a big stink?: REEKED - I once managed a nightclub that had live bands on the weekends, and one of the groups was called "REEKING HAVOC" - I tried to explain that it's WREAKING, but they're heavy metal, so their name was "better" 🤘

48. Daisylike blooms: ASTERS

49. Side with tandoori chicken: NAAN

51. Medieval poets: BARDS

53. Revved engine sound: VROOM

54. QB protectors, in football lingo: O-LINE - The offensive group of  five (~) guys in front of the quarterback in the NFL

55. Pen sounds: OINKS - That kind of pen

56. Gently pull on: TUG AT

58. Opposite of da: NYET - Tsar-speak for yes and no

61. Valvoline rival: STP - another common crossword fill

62. "Dude ... ": "BRO..."

63. Smidgen: DAB - hey, at least it was not 'A DAB'

Splynter

Here's a picture of me with Picard at the UCONN sign, a mere five mins from my home in CT.

Here's the link to Ginger Roots to see some more pictures