Wednesday, Nov 12th, 2025 ~ Zachary David Levy

 "YOUR ARM'S OFF~!"

Including the majestik møøse

This crossword could only appear on a Splynter Wednesday - I am one of those few people who "get" the humor and cleverness of the 1975 ( 50years ~! ) Monty Python & the Holy Grail movie, and have linked its various scenes several times here at the Corner in the past.  For those who do NOT "get it", my apologies for the following "homage" write-up; but for those who do....This was a pleasant puzzle from Zachary, with no circles - though a lot of names - and a standard grid with an even distribution of 3- & 4LWs.  Four themers, two of them 15-letter spanners, and each depicting a "skin surface injury"; 

17. Beach Boys hit that imagines Santa Claus in a hot-rod sleigh: LITTLE SAINT NICK - "Ni~!"

We had them on Monday, too - before my time, not my thing - only 2m15s

24. Extract information online: DATA SCRAPE - more here

38. Like some baked goods: MADE FROM SCRATCH - I make pizza from scratch now, using ground chicken for the crust, mixed with some cauliflower, then add my own healthy-choice toppings, like chicken pepperoni and low-fat mozzarella cheese

52. Notch on an analog watch: MINUTE MARK

James Bond (Daniel Craig ) wears Omega

and the 15-letter spanning reveal:

63. Iconic line from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," or what can be said about the ends of 17-, 24-, 38-, and 52-Across?: "JUST A FLESH WOUND"

The entire Black Knight scene with the iconic line @ 2:08

And Away To Camelot~!

ACROSS:

1. Milestone foods for an infant: SOLIDS

7. Rotten: BAD

"I feel fine~!"

10. Model Delevingne: CARA - We've had this "new" CARA in crosswords before - here's a link to the British model's mansion in LA - name #1

What a set of legs - I'm talking about the ones on the piano. . . maybe the dog's, too
 

14. Commemorative tablet: PLAQUE - found on teeth, and in arteries, too, but not commemorative . . . 

15. __ out a living: EKE - in an anarcho-syndicalist commune - and maybe truth; more here

Bloody peasant~!

16. Prayer ending: AMEN

A møøse once bit my sister

20. Info from covert ops: INTEL - "...and then leap from the rabbit, and taking the Frawnche by surprise"

if we build a large wooden badger . . . 

21. Belly button type: OUTIE - the alternative is an INNIE - like mine - is that TMI~?

22. Lass: GAL - "A Witch~!"

I got better . . . 

23. Some pajama tops: TEES - with fleece bottoms, under an electric blanket - so, so warm & cozy on cold winter nights~!😊

26. New Mexico town north-northeast of Santa Fe: TAOS - geo name #1

28. Meeting, informally: SESH - 21st-century-speak for session

29. Can. neighbor: USA

32. Ballet garb: TUTU

34. On a grand scale: EPIC - It IS the rabbit~!  That's no ordinary rabbit~!

 "I warned you...just a harmless little bunny..."

43. Adapter letters: AC-DC - not the Australian band this time

44. Careless eater: SLOB - AND - a clever crossing with 40D. Drinks carelessly: SLURPS

45. Yes vote: AYE - "...by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major issues." - Dennis, 37yrs old

46. Wine list heading: REDS - also 'heads' the Cincinnati baseball teams list - fills it, and ends it, too.

50. Exhort: URGE - "I order you to be quiet~!" "Help~! Help~! I'm being repressed~!"

56. Hamlet, for one: DANE - Shakespeare - I toyed with SCOT, but that's Macbeth 

60. "It's __-win situation": "A NO" - "Ni~!" The behind-the-scenes making of the movie

Or 20 weird facts you didn't know - link

61. Image Awards gp.: NAACP - National Association for the Advancement of Colored People - today is the dealine for submissions for the Awards; more here

62. Jordan's capital: AMMAN - geo name #2

66. Cakesters cookie: OREO - sigh, crossword staple

67. Bracket shape: ELL - I am going to use "L" brackets to secure a set of shelves I am building to my office wall, then trim the top with crown - hopefully, it will be done by the time this publishes - I throw down this gauntlet ( at my own feet ) as a challenge~! - I'll post a pic in the comments - if I succeed

68. Tree-shaping art: BONSAI 

One that looks nice, and not too expensive

69. Breather: REST - my trainer Brett has moved me on to some bigger equipment, and the exercises are getting more difficult.  My weight has not changed, but I dropped another 1% of body fat.  I started at 43%; he wants me down to 18%, and this past Saturday it was 29%, so more than half-way there~!

70. Cryptography org.: NSA - National S--- Agency; if I tell you, "...then. you. shall. die. - Right~!"

71. Most senior: OLDEST

DOWN:

1. Bowler's challenge: SPLIT - Run Away~!

oh, not that kind of split . . .

2. Group of NFL blockers, in brief: O-LINE - the Offensive Line

3. Foamy coffee drink: LATTE

4. Measure of sharpness: IQ TEST - what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow~?

I don't know that - aaaaaaaaah~!

5. Not sharp: DULL - clever clue adjacency

6. Understand: SEE 

7. Real humdinger: BEAUT - he's already got one, you see~?

( I told them we already got one~!)

8. Japanese dogs: AKITAS

9. Richards of "The Bold and the Beautiful": DENISE - name #2

10. Is able to: CAN

11. Latina friend: AMIGA - Espaniol feminine lesson

12. Go over again: RECAP - "Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right~?"

It could grip it by the husk . . . 

13. Joint above a foot: ANKLE

18. In order that: SO AS TO - a bit clunky, but it works

19. Private eyes, in pulp slang: TECS - deTECtives

24. Sullen: DOUR

25. "Cheers" star Perlman: RHEA - name #3

27. DOJ agency: ATF - Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms + Explosives, now - "Three sir~!"

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

29. "Dexter: Resurrection" actress Thurman: UMA - yada yada 3LW Thurman = Ektorp name #4

30. Anatomical pouch: SAC

31. __ fuel to the fire: ADD

33. Hesitant syllables: UMs - could've been ERs, but a good WAG on my part

35. Fundraising org.: PTA

36. Showing no warmth: ICY - I'd rather just . . . sing~!

You're not going into a song while I'm 'ere~!

37. Nickname for Ernesto Guevara: CHE - Name #5

39. Beige hue: ECRU

41. Wine stopper: CORK - so UNcork is the starter~?

42. SCOTUS initials from 1993 to 2020: RBG - The Notorious RBG - SCOTUS = Supreme Court of the US, and one of its members, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, until 2020 - name #6

47. Sicilian volcano: ETNA - Crossword staple, geo name #3

48. Overpower with noise: DEAFEN - how I like my rock concerts

49. Biggie __: 1990s rap moniker: SMALLS - filled via perps, but I remembered him - better known as The Notorious B.I.G., and the inspiration for 42D above - name #7

51. Astronomer Halley with an eponymous comet: EDMOND - If I make it to its next pass through the inner solar system, I will be 90yrs old - name #8

52. Groundbreaking: MAJOR - Spamalot, the Broadway adaptation of MP and the Holy Grail, co-written by Python member Eric Idle, won Best Musical and more in 2005

53. Toughen: INURE

54. Schnozzes: NOSES

55. Amtrak option: ACELA - name(ish)

57. Entertain: AMUSE - "...and there was much rejoicing . . . yay."

"silly English kuh-nig-its"

58. Some maternal babysitters: NANAS

59. Call the whole thing off: END IT - I had ABORT; this is a breakup, not a mission

62. AFB no-show: AWOL - Air Force Base and Absent WithOut Leave

64. Tater __: TOT

65. "Task" network: HBO - Never seen the show, as I don't have Home Box Office streaming - I used to enjoy going to my aunt's duplex in the Bronx on Thanksgiving - they had cable HBO~!

Splynter

And now for something completely different . . . .

Wednesday, Nov 5th, 2025 ~ Terry Sun & Shannon Rapp

  GO FEED YOURSELF

Oh, that kind of GOLF club

Today's crossword has almost all the cliché trappings of a Wednesday puzzle; an odd-sized 15 x 16 grid, the cursed circles, 28 3LWs - but just a mere half-dozen names, depending on how one counts, so it turned out to be an enjoyable solve.  This looks to be Terry Sun's debut for the LA Times - I found this pic of  him, if I am not mistaken - and I usually am, when it comes to constructors names; Shannon Rapp is a regular contributor.  The theme answers have a type of 'club' that, when split to the ends, makes up the 'bread' of a sa'mich; the themers and reveal;

18. "Little chance of finishing soon": "NO END IN SIGHT" - I once worked in a NIGHT club out in Cincinnati, OH named "Casanova's"; they had live bands on Friday & Saturday nights

25. Chicken soup or ginger tea: COLD REMEDY - COMEDY club; my go-to remedy is Alka-Seltzer

41. Performer who often plays a protagonist's best friend: CHARACTER ACTRESS - I was briefly in the CHESS club in high school; once I was introduced to "opening gambits", I lost interest . . . .

52. Without wheat, rye, or barley: GLUTEN FREE - I don't recall there being a GLEE club in my high school; in retrospect, I might have succeeded in film-making had I been part of the DRAMA club - and where is the A/V club themer~?

62. Triple-decker lunch, or what can be found in 18-, 25-, 41-, and 52-Across: CLUB SANDWICH

'Tis the season~!  Here's a video link to making the sa'mich~!"

And Away We Go~!

ACROSS:

1. Name in fairy tales: GRIMM - name # . . . .oh, never mind 

6. Tropical fruit tree: PAWPAW - Filled via perps

Here's a link to this site

12. Occupant of a virtual city: SIM - I love to play mayor of my virtual city - I even had alien-created crop circles at my farm . . . 

Sim City, game #1

15. Ancient Greek region of Asia Minor: IONIA - and the origin of the Ionic column

16. Anxious feeling: UNEASE - DREAD was too short

17. "Rules __ rules": ARE - ...and made to be broken

20. "Made me giggle!": LOL - I had lunch with a co-worker from the pipe organ company last Thursday; he suggested Moe's, but Autocorrect had other ideas;

21. First place?: EDEN - Har-har; "The Garden of..." = crossword humor

22. Afore: ERE - had this fill last week as well

23. Musical group: BAND - I have been watching this guy, who has suggestions for new BANDs that have that 70s & 80s classic heavy metal sound, played with real instruments recorded on tape

24. Cards swiped at work: IDs - I hear they have to punch-in now at the pipe organ shop; used to be on the honor system

29. Accessibility law, for short: ADA - Americans with Disability Act - I have shared about this before

30. Indent key: TAB

31. Erupt: SPEW - AND - 45. Burst: POP - messy

32. Line of mountains: RANGE - pick-up line of mountains~?  "Nice Peaks" 

Geology humor

34. Hoppy beer: IPA - typical 3LW

37. Lake that feeds the Mississippi River: ITASCA - learning moment for me today

Hey - I know someone from Minnesota~!

44. "That'd be swell": "HOPE SO~!"

46. Jumps: LEAPS

47. "__ got a situation here": "WE'VE" - I'd link this song, but some of the clip is NSFW

A collaboration supergroup

49. With 66-Down, pronoun pair: SHE - AND - 66. See 49-Across: HER

51. Rested in a chair: SAT

56. Café __ leche: CON - Espaniol lesson; coffee with milk

57. Ginger cookie: SNAP

58. Run out of battery: DIE

59. Introduce to solid food, say: WEAN

61. Stir-fry pan: WOK - see 53D.

67. Contacts on Discord, e.g.: IMs - I am on Discord, but NSFW the Corner

68. Accept a staff position: HIRE ON - I applied as a traveling carpenter to the Nelson Treehouse company - those guys on TV - but they "moved on in the hiring process".  Too bad - it would have been a really cool opportunity.

Spectacular view

69. Magic lamp dweller: GENIE

70. __ culpa: MEA

71. Go too far with: OVERDO

72. Mystery writers' award: EDGAR - Allan Poe, that is - I did not know there was a statuette

 more from Wiki

DOWN:

1. Negroni liquor: GIN - Dah~!  I thought it was RUM

2. Small resident of the Hundred Acre Wood: ROO - Ah - there's our Monday dupe; Winnie the Pooh

3. "That was exhausting!": "I NEED A NAP~!" - I loves me a nap~! - one of two 9-letter Downs

4. Babysits: MINDS

5. Whipped up: MADE

6. Many a dad joke: PUN - Five ants moved in with five ants paying rent; now they're tenants.

7. Photographer Adams: ANSEL - crossword staple; his B&W photography work is beautiful

8. Strange: WEIRD - not EERIE

9. Beepers: PAGERS - in the days gone by; I had one when I worked on the movie set in 1997

10. Firepit residue: ASH - 'tis the season~! I brought up my first crates of firewood~!

11. Rainy: WET - we had wind & rain for Halloween - now all the "leaf peeper" color is gone

12. Light lunch: SALAD - Having been reduced to fewer calories by my trainer, I have rediscovered tuna salad - it's so good, I wolf it down every time

13. Dramatic device: IRONY

14. Rummikub action: MELD - I have played this tile game, but didn't recall this "action". Game #2

The game's history - I need to take notes and watch that NPR clip, too

19. Tawantinsuyu resident: INCA - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - look what I found - a board game, #3 . . . YouTube link

. . . and one of my games has a similar "theme"

23. Watch out for: BEWARE - I need to BEWARE of a company trying to scam me out of my game

24. The Potato State: IDAHO - no surprise there

26. Memorial piece: OBITuary

27. __ Games: Fortnite developer: EPIC - more games, #4 - filled via perps; more here

28. Guts: METTLE

29. Eyebrow shape: ARCH

30. Dishes for a dollhouse social: TEA SET

33. Became an adult: GREW UP - I refuse to "grow up"; I am not a fan of "adulting"

35. __ squad: PEP - I tried MOD; Bzzzt~!

36. Preferring platonic relationships, informally: ARO - becomming a crossword staple 'Aromantic'

38. Cast iron coat: SEASONING - Oh, that kind of coat - a cast iron coat would be really heavy

An "iron" maiden has fallen, and can't get up from the weight of that coat

39. House coverage network: CSPAN

40. Mgr.'s right hand: ASST - their left hand is "sinister"

42. Shoreline recess: COVE

43. Church recess: APSE - I spent a fair amount of time working in church apses

48. Survive: ENDURE

50. Axed: HEWN - in the true sense of the word, and not the inverse of 68A

52. Garden figure: GNOME

53. Coconut milk noodle soup: LAKSA - If you have an Amazon Echo, what happens when you say Alexa, whats a Laksa~?  Total confusion . . . .

54. __-optic cable: FIBER - offered in my area, but no cheaper than basic cable

55. Patch, as a lawn: RESOD

56. Spoke like a crow: CAWED

this cartoon "murders" me~!

57. Triathlon part: SWIM - Running and Cycling are the other two tasks one has to ENDURE

60. Border: EDGE

62. Margaret of "Fire Island": CHO - crossword 3LW staple - and basically Ektorp now; three letter Margaret~?

63. Arwen player Tyler: LIV - another crossword name; yada yada 3LW Tyler~? Ektorp

64. "So that's __?": "A NO~?"

65. Spy org.: CIA

Today's construction has a Grid Flow of 37.8, higher than the median; I am starting to understand that it's the 'connectivity' of one section of the grid to another.

Splynter

Wednesday, Oct 29th, 2025 ~ Sheri Steinmetz & Katie Hale

 THYME OUT

This one needed to go back to the drawing board.  Not to discredit the co-authors, but the puzzle, at best, is clunky, with a mediocre theme, too many names, and egregious fill - and that's on the editor.  YMMV, but fills like 5 and 53D., with names not only at 1D. - Chairman Moe mentioned certain editors will not allow abbrs to start, and I agree - but also as theme answers ( even if I know two-thirds of them ) makes this grid lose lustre . . . Congratulations to Sheri, as this looks to be her debut, and Katie has constructed and co-authored several crosswords for the LA Times, "et al."; I do hope to see more collaborations.  Standard grid, only 13 3LWs - all the "worst" ones - and an oversampling of  'generic' crossword fill - but hey, no circles~!  The themers and the reveal;

20. Winner of the first Olympic gold medal in men's snowboard slopestyle: SAGE KOTSENBURG - name #1 - really vague - more here

34. "White Christmas" co-star: ROSEMARY CLOONEY - name #2

43. "Peanuts" character with a tendency to sleep through class: PEPPERMINT PATTY - name #3

58. Shampoo brand that claims to be "plant obsessed," and what 20-, 34-, and 43-Across all have: HERBAL ESSENCES

* -  I see that there's a new analytic on the XWord Info page that tracks "Grid Flow", created at a site called Crosserville.  There is a mathematical algorithm involved, and so far, the highest flow recorded has been 219.2, and the median 31.8 - turns out that Friday and Saturday crosswords show higher flow #s; I'm gonna keep an eye on this moving forward.  Today's grid~?  20.0

And Away We Go~!

ACROSS:

1. Dreary: DRAB - this definitely describes my feelings about this puzzle

5. Shock: JOLT - when I filled in 53D., I certainly got a shock - I mean, really~?

9. Improvises vocally: SCATS

14. Currency in 20 countries: EURO

15. Desire: URGE

16. Like days long ago: OLDEN

17. Has-__: BEEN - hmmm . . . filled via perps

18. Cornhusker st.: NEBRaska - HuskerG nailed this one; abbr, geo name #1 - and meh.

19. McDonald of "The Gilded Age": AUDRA - name #4 in the Hahtoolah Convention -her IMDb

23. Not even: ODD

24. Pilot's approx.: ETD - Estimated Time of Departure, crossword "alt" staple to ETA

25. Dads: PAs - yes, but semi-meh.

26. __-la-la: TRA - crossword staple . . . . sheesh

29. Problem in one's pants or pantry: ANTS - "ants in your pants" = nervous, twitchy, "antsy"

32. Burro: ASS

40. Where to see the big picture?: IMAX

41. "Rudy" coach Parseghian: ARA - I screwed up and went with ARI - name #5

42. Erté's style: DECO - I like Art Deco; since the skyscraper was born in that ERA, we still see it's influnce 100 years later - I would get me this book

48. Soccer fan's "Bravo!": OLÉ - oh yay, more generic answers~!

49. Tennis great Arthur: ASHE - name #6, even if it's a crossword staple

50. Michigan's __ Locks: SOO - Joins the Great Lakes Superior and Huron - geo name #2

And there's another crossword staple in there - Sault STE Marie

51. Wee: SMA - meh. 

54. Rocket ending: EER - RocketEER - semi-meh, in terms of fill

56. Speed Wagon automaker: REO - this one is getting as boring as ERA and ATM

64. Like sun bears and pandas: ASIAN - Naomi showed us a sun bear in this BUNS puzzle

65. __-Seltzer: ALKA

66. California roll ingredient: CRAB - I am east coast; this was a WAG from perps

And I don't care for sushi, either, but crab is good

68. Italian soccer great Maldini: PAOLO - name #7 - if you want to know more

69. __-back: LAID

70. Like a fairy tale duckling: UGLY

71. Fragrant compound: ESTER

72. Postseason honorees, briefly: MVPs - at the time of this write-up, the World Series was 1 - 1; I'm rooting for Toronto, because their NHL Maple Leafs are playoff confounders

73. Memorization technique: ROTE

DOWN:

1. Food blogger Perelman: DEB - name #8

2. Feels bad about: RUES - I feel bad about my review, but I'm being honest

3. Geometric calculation: AREA

4. Salsa hand drum: BONGO - or CONGA~?

More Here

5. Outdated term for noncoding genetic material: JUNK DNA - Maybe it's a great fill, but as a theme crossing, as part of a name, on a Wednesday, it's meh.  Everything you ever wanted to know

6. Cookie with many specialty flavors: OREO - yet another crossword trope

7. Pride Month letters: LGBT

8. Not wordy: TERSE - I thought this read "worLdly" - so I was thinking CLERGY - Bzzzt~!

9. Scoundrel: SO AND SO - I do not see these as the same; "so-and-so" to me is someone anonymous, or that person whose name you cannot remember - at least that's how my mother used it

10. Country __: CLUB

11. Tally: ADD UP

12. __ firma: TERRA

13. Glitches: SNAGS - Tragedy~!  A travesty~!  For shame~!

Chairman paid a fine for breech of contract last Friday

21. Red-coated cheese: EDAM

22. List ender: ET AL. - abbr, Latin for "and others"

26. Klutz's move, perhaps: TRIP

27. "Ben-Hur" setting: ROME - even if I know this, it's geo name #3

28. "Hurry!" letters: A.S.A.P. - As Soon As Possible - and it's not the same as "hurry~!"

30. Peak transport: TRAM - I had T-bar, as in a ski lift to the peak

31. Lebanon neighbor: SYRIA - geo name #4

33. Bubbly beverage: SODA - good WAG; could have been COLA

35. Convention center event: EXPO - I have attended the Toy Fair in NYC twice

The Javits Center in Lego, from 2017

36. Tuna holders: CANS - NETS is next; my ARI at 41A. left the "I" in, so I did not get my ta-DA~!

37. Brooklyn B-ballers: NETS - B-ballers are basketball players, even tho Baseball could work as well; and they're name(ish)

38. Start for -derm or -plasm: ECTO - These guys knew all about Ectoplasm

"That's great Ray - save some for me~!" Ghostbusters

39. Toy on a string: YO-YO

44. "__ Rigby": ELEANOR - name #9 - and I spelled it wrong, too

45. Rod's partner: REEL - CONE worked, if we were talking eyes, as in Sunday's puzzle

46. Duds: THREADS - CLOTHES fit too, but Bzzzt

47. Hammer head: PEEN

51. Rhombus, e.g.: SHAPE - ah.  Here's the actual 'classification' of four-sided polygons:

We had "kite" on Monday

52. Southwestern flattops: MESAS

53. Eliciting many laughs: A RIOT - Cringe.  Even if you claimed to parse this as "the place was ariot with laughter" it still doesn't work, and sounds "meh" at best

55. Domain: REALM

57. Happen: OCCUR

59. Packed hay: BALE

60. Many an Eastern European: SLAV

61. YouTube ad option: SKIP - And I do this ASAP - now that's how to clue it~!

62. Therefore: ERGO

63. Shaker filling: SALT - Who's looking for their lost shaker of salt~?

 I thought the third verse line was "and soon a Veranda" - hey, it makes sense . . . 

67. "Toodles!": BYE

adieu to you, and you, "meh."

Splynter

Wednesday, Oct 22nd, 2025 ~ Emma Oxford

  BLUFFY McLIARPANTS

It seems fitting that I should get a poker/card-playing theme - sadly, I was down on Long Island this past weekend to attend the wake of my dear friend Greg B., whom I'd known for nine years, as he died last Tuesday after a three-year battle with brain cancer.  I had not seen him since the diagnosis, as the disease had made it diffiuclt for him to retain your name or the thread of a conversation, so he opted to spend his time ( rightfully ) with his wife and daughter.  I was grateful to him for inviting me to his home for a poker game once a week, and you knew it was poker night because he would wear a shirt with "Bluffy McLiarpants" across the front; the image above was my response to that shirt; I wore this at the card table to "distract" the other players 😵.  We've seen several Emma Oxford puzzles for the LA Times, and today's grid was a pleasant solve for me; no circles, just a few names, and a Wednesday difficulty.  The themers which represent the "stages" of a card game;

18. 1977 Top 20 single by Boz Scaggs: LIDO SHUFFLE - Cool song

23. "Love your work!": I'M A HUGE FAN - we would fan first, to see who dealt first

38. Engagement ring option: PRINCESS CUT - done by the player to the dealer's right

54. Aspiring musician's goal: RECORD DEAL - always to the left

59. Dramatic presentation often staged during Lent: PASSION PLAY - we would PLAY high/low games, with a "stack" of chips, and the winners would "split" the pot; you could also go 'both ways', and if you won, you would "sweep" - thus, the words on my T-shirt

And Away We Go~!

ACROSS:

1. Civil War POTUS: ABE - I wondered what his middle name was; POTUS is the abbr for President of the United States, so I wondered what A_L would be - more here

4. Anklebones: TARSI - crossword staple

Such beautiful Tarsi

9. Lawn ornament in a hat: GNOME

14. Bagel topping: LOX - I stopped in to see Cooper ( also my brother, who shares the same house with the dog ) and had me another bagel with chocolate chip cream cheese - it's better than it sounds~!

15. Not suitable: INAPT

16. Aspirational, as goals: LOFTY - my lofty goal is to be recognized for my fantasic board games - still trying to figure out how to get them produced

17. Hill worker?: ANT - not the quaint reference to the "US Capitol", on the "hill"

20. DEA agent: NARC

22. 44th first family: OBAMAS

27. Drive-__: THRU

30. Polite assent in Seville: SIS, ENOR - Si, C.C.~!

31. Court figs.: DAs - District Attorneys

33. Rower's implement: OAR

34. "The Mystery of __ Drood": EDWIN

36. Face With Tears of Joy, for one: EMOJI - 😂

41. Selected: CHOSE

43. Cars: AUTOS

44. Zeus, e.g.: GOD - "high -ODs" . . . 

45. Skip the grass seed: SOD - low "-ODs"

48. Cloaks: MANTLES - I watched two "classic" movies over the weekend - "The Curse of Frankenstein" ( that's Fron-ken-schteen - see 7D. ) and "The Horror of Dracula", both starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee - two actors who would later have roles in the Star Wars films

Tis the season~!

52. Highlander of ancient Peru: INCA

56. Zeus's daughter: ATHENA

58. Not fooled by: ONTO

64. Do some mending: SEW

65. The Ivies, e.g.: OCTET - those eight being these

66. Leader of the girl group Red Velvet: IRENE - we've seen her here before - KPOP

67. Before, before: ERE - "Able was I . . . "

68. Some Southwest landmarks: MESAS

69. Things to read on the road: SIGNS - 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯 if you're gonna rock down to . . . .

... and not recharge your smart phone 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯

70. Australian airport code: SYDney

DOWN:

1. "Ironic" singer Morissette: ALANIS - I linked her and the song in a previous puzzle

2. Brand of scouring powder: BON AMI

3. Bonuses: EXTRAS

4. Up to, for short: TIL - unTIL

5. Alex and __ jewelry: ANI - I had ANN to start, but she showed up later at 62D.  Here's a shocking story behind the woman who founded the jewelry company

6. "Tubular!": "RAD~!"

7. "Spaceballs," for one: SPOOF - Mel Brook's parody of the Star Wars films; it's a tough call as to which of his other spoofs is better  - Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein~?

Dark Helmet & Colonel Sandurz

8. Bleak assessment: IT'S BAD

9. Down in the dumps: GLUM

10. Skim, in the dairy aisle: NO FAT

11. Branch: OFFSHOOT

12. The NHL's Canadiens, on a scoreboard: MTL - abbr for Montreal; I had MON - MTL is nearly a unique fill; The "Habs" - too early in the season for me still, CandianEh!

13. Quiet part of a hurricane: EYE

19. "Pitch Perfect" actress __ Mae Lee: HANA - filled via perps

Her IMDb

21. "Here's to you!": "CHEERS~!"

24. Boxers or briefs: UNDIES - which are you~?  Or do you go "commando"~?

25. Formal dress: GOWN - were undies "formerly" worn beneath that gown . . . ?

26. Actor Stoltz: ERIC - I liked him in Pulp Fiction

Prank caller~!

28. "The Big Bang Theory" character: RAJ - I asked my brother, sitting across his dining room table, for this answer - he likes it, but I cannot stand to watch a single scene of this show

29. New England sch.: URI - University of Rhode Island - my "CT nextdoor neighbor"

32. __ fiddle: SECOND - HA~! FIT-AS-A- worked, too~!

35. Teacher's org.: NEA

37. High-priority activity, per some guidebooks: MUST-DO

38. Downloads before a long road trip, perhaps: PODCASTS - ROAD MAPS worked, too, but duped

39. Japanese sport: SUMO

40. Rating unit: STAR - I give this crossword four-and-a-1/2 out of five "Moe Stars" 

41. Much of the F/X in the MCU: CGI - Computer-Generated Imagery, the Marvel Comic Universe; I am not a fan of this genre, tho I did like Deadpool

42. Babe: HON - I prefer this quaint three-letter SO nickname to "bae"

46. Black-and-white treat: OREO

47. "Mystic River" novelist Lehane: DENNIS - I have read the book; one of a just a handful from authors whose work gave me an emotional response - another was The Secret Place by Tana French

49. Inserts in some frames: LENSES - those kinds of frames

50. Diner or bistro: EATERY

51. Lost steam: SLOWED

53. Lost: AT SEA

55. Island off Naples: CAPRI

57. Battleship successes: HITS - the Milton-Bradley ship-hunting game

59. Juice brand with distinctive bottles: POM

60. Nail, as a test: ACE - R.I.P. ACE Frehley of KISS

Shock Me - the extended "smoking guitar" solo from 1977

61. Relay segment: LEG

62. "The Baby-Sitters Club" writer __ M. Martin: ANN - more here

63. "Affirmative": "YES."

For Greg

Splynter