Theme: Ho, Ho, D'oh! - from our constructor: "The puzzle is a reincarnation of a song I composed and recorded in 1996. Mara & Sue, a popular local kid-oriented duo performed the vocals and I myself performed all the instrumental tracks—keyboards, bass, drums and percussion. I recently remastered it to make a fun go-with for your blog write-up. This may be a groundbreaking combination of YouTube and crosswords!
All the best wishes to you and your family, John.
Also, there is a Christmas present for Jason in one of the down entries."
17A. With 26- and 48-Across, unexpected Christmas morning observation : SOMETHING HUGE IS
26A. See 17-Across : CLOGGING UP
48A. See 17-Across : OUR CHIMNEY
61A. Goodies unclaimed as a result of this puzzle's predicament : COOKIES FOR SANTA
Watch it here: Link.
Argyle here. Hey! I resemble that remark. I suppose you could call this a quote puzzle but the quote isn't famous...yet.
Across:
1. Easy mark : PATSY
6. Where X marks the spot : MAP but 57A. Where eggs mark the spot? : NEST
9. British county : SHIRE. Home to Hobbits, too.
14. Marry on the sly : ELOPE
15. Top pilot : ACE
16. __ wave : TIDAL
20. Oompah maker : TUBA. In case you missed Abejo Saturday night, go here, starting @8:25PM.
21. "To a ..." poem : ODE. The title of odes often start with "Ode to a __"
22. Take a breath : INHALE
23. Rocky Balboa skipped it : ROPE
25. Choir recess : APSE where you might find the 40A. Choir voices : ALTOS.
30. Office supplies order : REAM. It may be the electronic age but you still need reams of paper.
34. The Tigers of the NCAA's Southeastern Conference : AUBURN
35. __ about: approximately : ON OR
37. Prez on a penny : ABE
38. Old battle-ax : CRONE
39. Big bang creator : TNT. Not the one created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady.
42. Giggling syllable : HEE
43. __ gin fizz : SLOE
45. Zips along : SPEEDS
46. ExxonMobil trade name : ESSO. Their international trade name.
50. "That's unlikely" : "I BET"
52. Start from scratch : REDO
53. Pitchman's "Don't delay!" : "ACT NOW!". "But wait!..." 5D. "However ..." : "YET ...". "That's not all!"
56. "Sure, skipper!" : "AYE!"
64. Has the guts : DARES
65. Agua, across the Pyrenees : EAU. Spain/France, in the Pyrenees, ur is the Basque word for 'water'.
66. Milk dispenser : UDDER. Going right to the source, the primary producer.
67. Bonnie's partner in crime : CLYDE
68. Paul's partner in song : ART. Simon and Garfunkel.
69. Outdoes : BESTS
Down:
1. Pantry ant, e.g. : PEST
2. Matty or Felipe of baseball : ALOU. "But who's on first?" "I don't know." "Third base!"
3. Mummy's home : TOMB
4. Underwater weapon : SPEAR GUN. 62D. Ocean : SEA. 63D. Ocean traveler : SUB
6. Damsel : MAIDEN
7. Teen's woe : ACNE
8. Place to hang your hat : PEG
9. Astonishes : STUNS
10. More expensive : HIGHER. I wanted DEARER.
11. Item in a writer's notebook : IDEA
12. Commuter's option : RAIL
13. Alternatively : ELSE
18. "Climb aboard!" : "HOP IN!"
19. Safari heavyweight : HIPPO
24. Shrek and his relatives : OGRES
25. Family reunion attendee : AUNT
26. Secret supply : CACHE
27. Angler's boxful : LURES
28. Melodious winds : OBOES
29. Dead duck : GONER. Evocative
31. Unlike leftovers : EATEN
32. Home : ABODE
33. Like many a dorm room : MESSY
36. Fast : RAPID
39. Publicize in a big way : TOUT
41. Sidewalk stand buy : LEMONADE
44. "My Fair Lady" composer Frederick : LOEWE
45. Transparent, as stockings : SHEER
47. Sounded like a pig : OINKED
49. Shout : CRY OUT
51. Northwest capital : BOISE
53. Electrically flexible : AC/DC
54. Naughty child's stocking filler : COAL. Theme related.
55. Revolutionary British sympathizer : TORY. Tens of thousands of Americans opposed the Revolution. They called themselves Loyalists; the Patriots called them Tories. from "Tories, Fighting For the King in America's First Civil War" by Thomas B. Allen. The word Tories was originally used to describe rural bandits in Ireland. Origin: 1640–50; < Irish *tóraighe outlaw, bandit, derivative of tóir chase, pursuit. 56. "Bearing gifts, we traverse __" : AFAR. Theme related.
58. Comes to a stop : ENDS
59. Kill the dele : STET
60. Finishes, as a road : TARS. Stop, kill it, finish...OK, I get the idea.
Argyle
Argyle