Three theme answers are common phrases with the first word replaced with the abbreviation for a word whose abbreviation appears on a standard computer keyboard. Does Apple had the same keys? Nope Option key.... Apple in 3 days. If only Bruce had worked in CAPS LOCK he would have managed all the abbreviations on the standard keyboard (ignoring stuff like NUM LOCK, PG DN on the little part). I did Bruce's first LAT, which had no E's as well as a Latin Pun, so this one seemed easy in comparison. My only stumbling block was the mental meltdown that left me grasping for AFTA, which was my last fill, coming from 'FRAID SO. Speaking of which, it was the seven letter fill, much of which was fun, that opened up the grid for me. ALABAMA, ESTRADA, LA LAKER, OIL HEAT, OTHELLO, PIG IRON, PRY OPEN, SLED DOG, TEAPOTS, WHAT THE, WIN BACK gave me footholds in each region.
17A. DVD extras, perhaps : ALT
29A. Ones getting away often : ESC
45A. Hardly team players : C
58A. Place to see part of 17-, 29- and 45-Across : P
Across:
1. Lamentations : WOES. Sounds religious. 50D. Sound of lament : SOB. Safer than using the initialism.
5. Handle indelicately : PAW AT. I am sure the cats and dogs of the world would disagree; CED link away (manac where are you?).
10. Mennen skin product : AFTA. I do not use shaving products anymore.
15. PABA part : AMINO. para-aminobenzoic acid, a natural ingredient in sunscreen no longer in favor.
16. Ready : PREP.
19. Allen contemporary : PAAR. Jack Paar replace Steve Allen on the Tonight Show when I was quite young and we had no television.
20. Court long shots : THREES. Three point shots in basketball; the most famous in Miami history...
21. Order : BOSS. I expect "around" to be around.
23. SEC concern : IPO. Initial Public Offering.
24. Wrenches : TEARS. I expect "from" to be around.
25. Wave catcher? : EAR. Sound waves; very tricky.
26. Aftermarket item : ADD ON.
28. "I've been __!" : HAD. A mini-theme? 33A. "Don't __" : ASK. And...48A. "What a kidder!" : OH YOU. 1D. "Huh?" : WHAT THE....or wtf in textspeak. 11D. "Hate to be the one to tell ya" : 'FRAID SO.
31. Letters from Greece : ETAS.
34. Jam ingredients? : AUTOS. Very tricky; traffic jam.
35. "Women and Love" author Shere : HITE.
37. Nurses at a bar : SIPS. Not your pick up target....
38. Hold forth : OPINE.
40. Shaver : LAD. Are you familiar with the 'little shaver?' 47A. Rap name adjective : LIL. Wayne?
41. Blathers : YAPS.
49. Some tees : XLS. Extra Large.
50. Old West transport : STAGE Coach. We took a ride in one at Old Sturbidge Village while up north in June? Any of our other New Englanders made that ride?
52. Modernist's prefix : NEO. Seems redundant.
53. Bracketology org. : NCAA. The process of rating the college basketball teams for March Madness.
55. More than gloomy : MORBID.
56. Yodeler's range? : ALPS. Not his/her vocal range but the mountain range. Do you yodel while skiing the Alps miss m.?
60. Parts of Polynésie française : ILES. The islands in Polynesia.
61. Alamogordo event : A-TEST. Not sure why I get so many references to bomb testing.
62. 19th-century novel with the chapter "How They Dress in Tahiti" : OMOO. Memo to self: Avoid Moby Dick comments!!
63. Novelist Jaffe : RONA. Many of her BOOKS became movies.
64. Fergie's given name : SARAH. This took a very long time because I thought of HER not HER.
65. Twinge : PANG. Jealousy?
Down:
2. Alternative to gas : OIL HEAT. We had an oil burning furnace in our home when I was growing up. We were shocked to learn one winter in Fort Lauderdale that our office building had NO heating system at all.
3. "CHiPs" actor : ESTRADA. Poor Larry Wilcox gets no love.
4. Unpleasant look : SNEER. Nobody did that better than Snidely.
5. Inflates improperly : PADS. More deception; the expense account, not Tom Brady's footballs.
6. Cherbourg chum : AMI. Just French.
7. Recover : WIN BACK. Often the goal at a casino.
8. Wool variety : ANGORA. Do not get your rabbits and goats confused. READ.
9. Evict : TOSS.
10. Kindle download : APP. This was so easy I had trouble with it.
12. Brewing vessels : TEA POTS. Too much beer in my life, another easy one gone wrong.
13. They have strings attached : APRONS. Cute.
18. Super __: game console : NES. I loved playing Mario with my sons.
22. Suddenly became interested : SAT UP. And took notice.
25. Latin being : ESSE. From when we get essence.
27. Like a flibbertigibbet : DITSY. My favorite ONE. (4:00)
29. Peter, pumpkinwise : EATER. Talk about your weird poetry; luckily we have Owen and Moe.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater
Had a wife, and couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well.
30. Invades : RAIDS.
32. Imaginary playmate in a Neil Diamond title : SHILO.
37. Upscale retail chain : SAKS. Fifth Avenue.
38. "Then must you speak / Of one that loved not wisely but too well" speaker : OTHELLO. Love Shakespeare, feel bad for foolish Othello.
39. Jimmy : PRY OPEN.
40. Shaq, for eight seasons : LA LAKER. Now he and George Foreman are competing for the most commercials.
42. First state, in a way : ALABAMA. Alphabetically.
43. Smelting intermediary : PIG IRON. Did you know this HISTORY?
44. Iditarod sight : SLED DOG.
45. 1997 Nicolas Cage thriller : CON AIR.
46. Handicapper's option : EXACTA. Along with the Trifecta and the Pick 6, favorites of the gamblers. You pick the horse that finish 1/2, in order.
51. Company : TROOP. Still my favorite.
54. Frequent e-Filers : CPAS. Court papers are no almost all e-filed.
55. Bit of lore : MYTH.
57. Org. issuing nine-digit numbers : SSA. Social Security Administration.
59. That, in Spain : ESA. how perfect a place to finish. I enjoyed this immensely. Thanks Bruce and for the rest of you Lemonade out.