Theme: You'll find out!
Chairman Moe is off vacationing, so d-o has been called up from the minors to see what sort of havoc he can wreak in C-Moe's absence. Jerry Edelstein is a veteran of the crossword stage, having made numerous appearances over the years in the LAT and here at the Corner. Today's he's offered up a letter-swap theme with the reveal FIND OUT. Hint, you need to parse it as "F in, D out." I like well-executed themes that even I can suss.
17. One teaching tchotchke-making?: FRILL INSTRUCTOR. Drill Instructor
37. Overly blunt?: FRANK TO EXCESS. Drank to excess. I've been accused of both.
58. Missives warning about '30s gangster Dillinger?: FEAR JOHN LETTERS. Dear John Letter.
And finally, the reveal...
66. Learn ... and, in four parts, a hint to 17-, 37-, and 58-across: FIND OUT.
Across:
8. Thaw: DEFROST.
15. Like some egos: FRAGILE. Here's a handy list of negative ways to describe a person.
16. He won his only Oscar at age 73 for "City Slickers": PALANCE. He made a memorable Oscar appearance. (19 seconds)
19. John Paul's successor: ELENA. Supreme Court, not the Vatican.
21. 12th-century yr.: MCI. That'd be 1101 AD. Also a one-time telecom.
24. Workout ctrs.: YMCAS.
28. "Sprechen __ Deutsch?": SIE. Do you speak German?
29. Like uncooperative hair: TANGLY. Mine is uncooperative, but not tangly -- just cowlicky.
33. SeaTac-based airline: ALASKA. Seems weird that Alaska Airlines would be based in Washington.
35. Women's rights attorney Allred: GLORIA. Unknown to me, but the perps were kind.
36. Exhausted: SPENT.
41. Polynesian symbols: TIKIS. Totems was too long.
42. "That's old news": I HEARD.
44. More than brushed back: BEANED. Baseball.
46. B-52 mission: SORTIE. Back in the '60s we would see the B-52s every day, heading west from Andersen AFB, loaded with 500-pounders.
47. __ mot: BON. Good one, I say.
51. Dashed no.: SSN.
52. Beauty store chain: ULTA. If you say so.
54. Baking apples: ROMES.
65. Dickinson's "There Is No __ Like a Book": FRIGATE. This C/A made absolutely no sense without the poem's second line. I had to look it up. It's very short:
"There is no Frigate like a Book
To take us Lands away
Nor any Coursers like a Page
Of prancing Poetry –
This Traverse may the poorest take
Without oppress of Toll –
How frugal is the Chariot
That bears the Human Soul –"
67. Son of David: SOLOMON. The original wise guy.
68. Small rubbers: ERASERS. No comment.
Down:
2. Not up to 57-Down, perhaps: IRR. Irregular -- not up to STDS.
3. Moo goo __ pan: GAI. Chinese take-out.
4. Lascivious look: OGLE. Or leer.
5. Place for dough: TILL. Do they still call it that?
7. __ McClain, last MLB pitcher with 30+ wins: DENNY.
8. Three-in-one vaccine, familiarly: DPT. Diphtheria, Pertussis, and Tetanus.
9. Thing to lend or bend: EAR. Friends, Romans, countrymen...
10. __ shot: FLU. Wow, it's almost that time again.
11. Place for bats: RACK. Fess up. You tried CAVE, didn't you?
12. Doing the job: ON TASK. "On it" was too short.
13. Nova __: SCOTIA. Our Canadian geography lesson for today.
Spent a night in Halifax back in the '80s. We were bar-hopping, and I
don't remember a whole lot about it.
14. Clipped: TERSE. Like a response.
22. Baby whale: CALF.
23. "You __ not?": IN OR. Green paint.
25. __ May: CAPE. Let's see a show of hands. Did you know this is in New Jersey? I'll bet YR knows.
26. "Dynasty" villain: ALEXIS. She's been played by several actresses, but none better than the original, Joan Collins.
27. Quixote's squire __ Panza: SANCHO. "Whether the stone hits the pitcher, or the pitcher hits the stone, it's going to be bad for the pitcher." -- Man of La Mancha.
30. Persona non __: GRATA. "You're not wanted here."
31. Insert that insulates: LINING. In your winter coat.
32. Chatterbox: YAKKER. Accurate, but seems awkward.
34. Guide: STEER.
36. Plea at sea: SOS. Save Our Souls: ... --- ...
38. It ebbs and flows: TIDE.
39. H.S. exams: SATS. Back in my day we took the ACT -- from American College Testing.
40. Mumbai titles: SRIS. It was still Bombay the last time I visited there.
43. Man cave, maybe: DEN.
44. Ravel work immortalized in "10": BOLERO. This was a difficult
piece to record back in the LP days. Either the soft passages would
get lost in the surface noise, or the crescendo would distort.
45. Bring into play: ENTAIL.
47. Big fans: BUFFS. Windmills was too long.
49. Shore eagle: ERN. Hello, old cw friend.
50. Pocahontas' spouse: ROLFE. John. Should have known this, but had to wait on the perps.
55. Israel's "Iron Lady": MEIR. She was born in Kyiv, but grew up in Milwaukee.
56. Sicilian mount: ETNA. Can you name another 4-letter volcano? Yeah, Fuji.
57. Benchmarks: abbr.: STDS.
59. One may delay your arrival: JAM. Dw's German uncle called it a traffic marmalade.
60. Ioway relative: OTO.
61. Cornish game __: HEN.
62. Help-wanted ad abbr.: EOE. Equal Opportunity Employer.
63. Capek's dystopian play: RUR. Rossum's Universal Robots
64. GPS lines: STS. Streets
And thus endeth our reading from the scripture according to Rich Norris.
C.C. will make the grid magically appear below. Desper-otto out.