Themeless Saturday by Jeanne Green & John Lieb
1. Vittles: CHOW.
5. Schools that don't play in bowl games: IVIES - Columbia pulled a huge upset in 1934 Rose Bowl but the IVIES, who give no athletic scholarships and have high academic standards, quit going to bowls in 1945.
10. Blown away: AWED.
14. Bring on: HIRE - Schools are always looking to HIRE more substitute teachers
15. Classic infomercial brand: GINSU.
16. "That's ... really off the mark": UH NO.
17. Team that went to the NBA Finals with Durant, Harden, and Westbrook, familiarly: OKC THUNDER.
21. Further: FOSTER - C.C. worked with me years ago to FOSTER my blogging skills
23. Attraction north of Syracuse: ETNA.
24. Category on a spa menu: FACIALS.
25. Product with Ground Ball Grape and Wild Pitch Watermelon flavors: BIG LEAGUE CHEW - So young kids could emulate MLB players who used to be able to "dip"
30. Hit makers?: EPEES 😀
31. Backing: AID - Candidates require a lot of backing or AID to run
34. "¡__ mío!": DIOS - Add "Oh" and you have the Spanish version of OMG
35. Take to task: SCOLD.
37. Cap. of America: USD 1 U.S. Dollar is $1.39 in Canada
38. Goes over: SPANS - The Royal Gorge bridge that SPANS the Arkansas River in Colorado is the scariest structure I have ever walked on
39. Aromatic hydrocarbon: ESTER.
40. Alternative to a rim shot: I'M HERE ALL WEEK - What a comedian might hear or say if a joke goes over big
52. Placed: RECOGNIZED - I have trouble placing or recognizing most of my 14,000 former students.
54. Wizard: MAGE - We are more accustomed to them in plural form
55. "I'm free to help": USE ME.
56. Scruff of the neck: NAPE.
57. Architectural area whose name comes from the Greek for "vault": APSE - from the Latin apsis, "arch or vault," and the Greek root hapsis, "arch or loop." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
58. Inquired (into): NOSED.
59. Shiraz locale: IRAN.
1. Baltimore __: infield hit with a high bounce: CHOP.
2. State park activity: HIKE.
3. One may catch some rays: ORCA - I suppose Shamu might have a ray over for lunch
4. Electrochemistry devices: WET CELLS - When I started teaching, the science store room only had these horrible Bell System dry cells that hadn't been used in many years.
7. Some voters, briefly: IND'S - Teddy Roosevelt got the most electoral votes running as an INDependent (Progressive) candidate in the 1912 presidential election.
8. -speak: ESE - We speak crosswordESE here
9. Arose: SURFACED.
10. Oz dweller: AUSSIE - Australia is sometimes called "Oz" because the first three letters of when pronounced make a hissing sound like OZ.
11. Cry over spilled milk?: WHAT A WASTE.
13. People of action: DOERS.
18. Suite spot: HOTEL 😀
22. Folk singer Phil: OCHS - I remember the folk music era so well. My favorite song of Phil's was There But For Fortune - There But For Fortune
24. Is completely comfortable: FEELS AT HOME - Our Lily
35. Gamer's mad dash to complete a level: SPEED RUN - Speedrunning is the act of playing a video game, or section of a video game, with the goal of completing it as fast as possible. We have solvers here that do the same with our puzzles.
36. Africa's last absolute monarchy: ESWATINI - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Changed from Swaziland in 2018.
43. Scylla's head?: SIGMA - Σκύλλα A meta gimmick but done in Greek this time
47. Fab: ACES.
48. House of Fabergé patron: CZAR - Nicholas III commissioned the House of Fabergé to make an Easter egg as a gift for his wife in 1885