Friday August 22, 2025 Brian Keller and Katie Hale

Phew! I just got Chairman Moe squared away, and now Malodorous Manatee is taking a few Fridays off. I'd better oil the RustyBrain, this could take awhile.

Brian Keller is an up-and-coming constructor who has paired with Katie Hale, a freelance crossword editor who moved to London so she could learn proper English.

20. Diamonds can cut glass, corundum can scratch most other minerals, et al.?: COOL HARD FACTS. I wanted COLD HARD FACTS for the longest time, which lead to 4D = SEA-something (like SEA-worthy?) and messed up the entire NW corner. The reason I wanted COLD HARD FACTS is it's a common expression, while COOL HARD FACTS is just a rather odd phrase.

34. Director's guidance to be more affable?: PLAY IT WARM. Got PLAY IT WARM quickly from perps, but again it's an odd phrase, while PLAY IT COOL is a very common expression. 

41. Stuffed animals that go viral?: HOT FUZZIES. Here we go again. The expression is WARM FUZZIES not HOT FUZZIES. At this point, I was looking to swap temperatures between these answers. Take COOL from the first one to replace WARM in the second, then take WARM and move it down to third to replace HOT. Then move HOT to...? And I got lost going down a rabbit hole.

55. Increase pressure, or an apt title for this puzzle?: TURN UP THE HEAT. The themers progressively increase in temperature: COOL → WARM → HOT. In my fantasy revision, the progression would be: COLD → COOL → WARM which would make all the answers real phrases. But I guess "Some Like it Hot" (a must-see comedy classic!).

Across:

1. Signal and Line: APPS. Signal and Line are both messaging APPS (applications) for mobile phones. Signal was in the news recently because of it's improper use by the presidential staff.

5. Is into: DIGS. "I dig your new DIGS!" 

9. Espresso or cappuccino, to Italians: CAFFE. Those Italians! It's like they have a different word for everything.

14. King's address: SIRE. 

15. Lot of land: ACRE.

16. Group calling strikes: UNION. Umpires also call strikes and are part of a UNION - the MLBUA (Major League Baseball Umpires Association). I betcha C.C. knew that.

17. Heartfelt request: PLEA. 

18. Plane section: TAIL. Plane sections are also common in geometry. In anatomy, the horizontal section is the "transverse plane."

19. Clichéd: TIRED. I'm sick and clichéd of this.

20. [theme]

23. Contented: AT PEACE.

24. Blanketed: COATED. I grew up in Williamsburg, Va. The occasional blanket of snow transformed the colonial area.

27. Crime lab evidence: DNA. DeoxyriboNucleic Acid - you can tell that I'm fun at parties.

28. Some Kellogg grads: MBAS. The Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University is named after the inventor of Kellogg's Corn Flakes, due to hefty endowments from his son. My first son, when he was little, asked for "chicken cereal." Took us a while to figure it out.

30. "Breaking Bad" org.: DEA. Drug Enforcement Administration - the name sounds like they’re federally sanctioned drug dealers.

31. Quadri- doubled: OCTO.

34. [theme]

37. Staff leaders: CLEFS. We're all familiar with the treble and bass clef symbols, but that alto clef is just plain weird.

39. Colonial insect: ANT. Frequent visitors to Colonial Williamsburg. Uncles, too.

40. Take root: SET IN.

41. [theme]

44. Bottom of the barrel stuff: LEES. 

45. Brink: EVE. Brink seemed to be an odd clue for EVE until I thought of "brink of collapse," meaning something imminent. Suitable for a Friday.

46. Votes of no confidence: NAYS.

47. "The __ and the Pussycat": OWL. "The OWL and the Pussy-Cat" is a nonsense poem by Edward Lear, first published in 1870. In it, he made up a "runcible spoon," now commonly called a spork.

49. Listing agent's field: REALTY.

51. Baja breaks: SIESTAS. 

55. [theme]

58. Fast Amtrak train: ACELA. Although pretty slow compared to other nation's trains.

60. Euphoric feeling: GLEE.

61. Org. concerned with ergonomics: OSHA. The ever popular Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

62. Suddenly took interest: SAT UP.

63. Moon goddess: LUNA. The Roman goddess was often depicted with a crescent moon on her head. "I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Sol, those aren't horns!"

64. Designer Cassini: OLEG.

65. Book maker: PRESS. Here's a book made for me by an old friend in Williamsburg's bookbinders shop (he needed the practice). The PRESS, however, was in the print shop. Pages were printed, then delivered for binding. Creating the marbled endpapers was yet another craft.

66. Dr. Frankenstein's assistant: IGOR. "It's pronounced eye-gore."

67. Tiny bits: TADS.

Down:

1. Pet welfare org.: ASPCA. American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals - but you already knew that.

2. Series opener?: PILOT. "What's our vector, Victor?" This one wasn't series-ous. (Hey, they all can't be good!)

3. Scrub-up stop: PRE-OP. I found this one hard to parse, especially with my COLD error.

4. Leakproof: SEALED OFF. And this one, too, for the same reason.

5. Fixed point in a mobile contract: DATA CAP. America OnLine, who is discontinuing its dial-up service soon (wait, they still have it?), once sent out promotional CDs offering 10 hours of free service! At 56 kilobits per second, you could download about two minutes of high-def video before hitting the DATA CAP. An entire movie in standard def would take several days!

6. "My thoughts are with you": I CARE. 

7. Calendar page, maybe: GRID.

8. __-control: SELF. 

9. Save on spending: CUT COSTS.

10. Singer Baker: ANITA. ANITA Baker is an American R&B and soul singer-songwriter known for her soulful ballads and three-octave vocal range.

11. What one might Bumble into?: FIRST DATE. Fun clue. Hopefully, they've heard the "birds and the bees" lecture already. 

12. Cheetah, to Wonder Woman: FOE.

13. Wrap up: END.

21. Kylo's father: HAN. HAN Solo. In the Star Wars universe, Kylo Ren's real name is Ben Solo. I guess that's true, but it's like finding out Yoda's real name is Joe.

22. Berry in a yogurt bowl: ACAI. After years as a common crossword clue, I thought you'd might like to see some. ACAI berries are about the size of grapes and nutritionally similar to blueberries.

25. Uncanny: EERIE.

26. Consigns to hell: DAMNS. Confines to hall: DORMS.

28. Buffing and painting services: MANIS. I don't know about my nails, but my car could sure use the help.

29. Tera- finisher: BYTE.

31. Shade in the desert: OCHER. I'm always on the lookout for a twisted clue, especially at the end of the week, so I wasn't fooled into thinking oasis.

32. Orange studder, at Christmas: CLOVE. CLOVE oranges, also known as pomanders, release a pleasant, spicy scent as the fruit dries. I remember these festive holiday decorations from my youth in Williamsburg.

33. Private meeting: TETE-A-TETE.

35. Averse to work: LAZY. I know I should finish up my crossword review, but first I think I'll sit back in my La-Z-Boy and watch the late... night... mooovie... zzzz...

36. "Gosh darn it": WELL SHOOT. 

38. South-facing gardens, maybe: SUNTRAPS. New to me. A SUNTRAP is a location, often in a garden or outdoor space, that is strategically designed to capture and retain sunlight beneficial for plants.

42. "Pillowtalk" singer: ZAYN. ZAYN Malik is an English singer-songwriter who went solo after a successful career as part of the five-piece boy band One Direction. Yes, this is him as a child (tats added later - I hope).

43. "Rumor has it": SO I HEAR. Fleetwood Mac "Rumours" was released nearly 50 (!) years ago. I'm getting old...

48. Teeny-tiny: WEE.

50. Humdingers: LULUS. 

51. Dictation taker: STENO.

52. Physicist Nikola: TESLA. Few people know that he invented the TESLA coil while working as a "special effects" tech in early horror films. Well, that's what IGOR told me, anyway. 

53. Reacted to a laser show, perhaps: AAHED. Ooh, AAHED is bad.

54. Bambi and others: STAGS. STAGS usually refer to mature male deer, so including a fawn or young buck like Bambi is a stretch.

56. Knobbly citrus: UGLI.

57. Socket filler: PLUG.

58. Egyptian viper: ASP.

59. Token in The Game of Life: CAR. When Monopoly first replaced the flat iron with a cat in 2013, I was mad they didn't nix the thimble instead. Every other token was a miniature version of something, but the thimble was virtually life-size so should be the odd man out. Also, if lost, it could easily be replaced by a real one. 

End of rant.

Friday August 15, 2025 Zachary David Levy

Well, it's RustyBrain again, Moe's alter ego for the third and final time, so let's call this a visit from the spirit of Chairman future!

Zachary David Levy is an assistant professor of neurosurgery and emergency medicine at Hofstra's Zucker School of Medicine on Long Island. He's also the crossword editor for Ocean City magazine. You don't have to be a brain surgeon to create crosswords, but it can't hurt!

No revealer today, so watch how HASTE makes WASTE, sorta:

17. Speed needed to harvest lilacs, violets, and lavender for dye?: PURPLE HASTE. Derived from "purple haze," slang for assorted varieties of pot or LSD (thus a fitting 60s song title).

28. "Waterfowl found to prefer celibacy"?: WILD GOOSE CHASTE. A twist on the familiar phrase "wild goose chase." 

 

44. Enigmatic pile of trash?: MYSTERIOUS WASTE. From "mysterious ways," describing things that are difficult to understand or explain, often divine or supernatural. (Must everything be a album cover with this guy?)

57. Fake gems that add sparkle to a gastropod shell?: SNAIL'S PASTE. "Snail's pace" is an idiom describing something moving very slowly, often to the point of being frustrating. Some snails don't know when to stop.

Most of these themers seemed a bit forced, rather than wacky, with a convoluted clue leading to an equally nonsensical answer. Only MYSTERIOUS WASTE rises to the occasion as a plausible thing. I used AI to make picture sense of a couple of them, and I didn't really like the the results so I resorted to my old standbys - album covers! 

The changed words all rhyme, but the original words they replace don't. So, while haze and ways rhyme, as do chase and pace, the two pairs don't match each other. Rhyming aside, the fill overall was decent, although a tad easy for a Friday. 

Are you braced for a taste?

Across:

1. Photo display option: ALBUM. A great way to display pics of four friends.

6. Early PC platform: MS-DOS. MicroSoft Disk Operating System. Bill Gates quickly needed an operating system for the new IBM PC, so he bought 86-DOS from Seattle Computer Products for $25K. He renamed it MS-DOS and the rest is history.

11. NFL Hall of Famer Marino: DAN. This jersey gives you an idea of how long I've been a fan of "DAN the Man." In December 1985, I attended my first NFL game on a epic Monday night in the Orange Bowl vs. the then undefeated Chicago Bears. I was hoarse the next day from shouting so loud! Been a Dolfan ever since.

14. "CSI" city: MIAMI. Home to #13 Dan Marino and the MIAMI Dolphins.

15. Unescorted: ALONE.

16. Moody genre: EMO.

17. [theme]

19. Cry before a jump: BOO. Because "Geronimo!" didn't fit.

20. Tahini ingredient: SESAME. Tahini is a Middle Eastern condiment made from crushed SESAME seeds. Cultivation of sesame began 3,500 years ago in the Tigris and Euphrates region of Mesopotamia, so check the expiration date on your tahini before you buy.

21. "Aw, rats!": CRUD. "The tahini has expired!"

22. Custard ingredient: EGG.

25. NYM rival: ATL. The New York Mets and the Atlanta Braves are both in the National League (NL) East division. Pictured is a Brave trying to give a Met a wedgie as they jockey for the pennant.

26. Sore: ACHING.

28. [theme]

32. Blue shade: AZURE. Another shot from my visit to the PNW a few weeks ago (seems like longer!). This is Diablo Lake in North Cascades National Park. Look at that color!

33. Russian saint for whom an alphabet is named: CYRIL. The Cyrillic alphabet is used for several languages across Eurasia. It's based on the Greek Alphabet with additional letters developed to represent Slavic sounds.

34. Post-WWII gp.: NATO. The North Atlantic Treaty Organization is a political and military alliance of countries in Europe and North America, founded in the aftermath of World War II.

35. Giggle syllables: TEHEE. I prefer tee-hee, but the usual response to my jokes is a groan. 

37. Hesitant denial: UM NO. UM NO, not wild about this one. 

41. Biblical song: PSALM. 

43. Yves Saint Laurent fragrance since 1977: OPIUM. One of RightBrain's favs. (BTW, my wife chose this name for my blogs because she's always...oh, you know.)

44. [theme]

49. "The Grass Harp" author: CAPOTE. Truman CAPOTE.

50. A Bobbsey twin: NAN. Oddly, her twin is also named NAN, but spelled backwards. As they are fraternal twins, the boy's name was later changed to MAN to avoid confusion...or so I heard.

51. 1040 fig.: SSN. Social Security Number. Wow, there are a lot of abbreviations in this puzzle!

52. Sleep apnea device, briefly: CPAP. Continuous Positive Airway Pressure machines use a hose connected to a mask or nose-piece to deliver steady air pressure to help breathing while asleep.

53. Saguaro National Park growth: CACTUS. The large saguaro CACTUSes (cacti in Latin) stand like silent sentinels in the desert. Reminds me a bit of Easter Island.

56. Car loan fig.: APR. Annual Percentage Rate

57. [theme]

62. Shipping charge, e.g.: FEE.

63. "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up" writer Marie: KONDO. "Just thank an item for it's service and let it go." But I paid good money for it! 

64. Word in some bank names: TRUST. Your money is safe here <wink> TRUST me.

65. Publishing VIPs: EDS. Editors, or possibly famous newsmen like Ed Bradley and Edwin Newman.

66. Luggage attachment: ID TAG. TAG is short for...I mean ID is short for IDentification. I'm getting bleary-eyed keeping up with all these abbrev.

67. Cries in sties: OINKS. 

Down:
1. Psych (up): AMP. This one goes up to 11.

2. Simu of "Barbie": LIU. 

3. __ exam: BAR. And now, a BAR exam for you. (Hint: the correct answer is Almond Joy, because I'm nuts! I mean, I like nuts. I like all kinds of people, actually. I'm gonna stop now...)

4. Cricket officials: UMPS. Baseball is believed to have originated from older bat-and-ball games such as cricket and rounders, hense similar terms like UMPires. 

5. Line in some expense reports: MILEAGE. Yours may vary.

6. Hawaiian "thank you": MAHALO. I just started watching the Hawaiian historical drama "Chief of War" on Apple TV. Fascinating to see Hawaii in the late 18th century before being "discovered."

7. Criticize harshly: SLAM. "Boo! You can't end a poem with orange!"

8. Rx information: DOSE. The term "Rx" on a prescription originates from the Latin word recipe, meaning "to take."

9. Blue Jays prov.: ONT. The Blue Jays play in ONTario's capital city of Toronto.

10. "Happy now?": SEE. 

11. Remains: DEBRIS.

12. Specification in a recipe: AMOUNT. It could be a tsp. or even a tbsp. (adding some abbreviations of my own).

13. Annoying one: NOODGE.

18. This, in Spanish: ESTO.

21. Fried dish named for a small boat: CHALUPA. Here's a flotilla of CHALUPAs.

22. Actor McGregor: EWAN.

23. Home of the Grand Egyptian Museum: GIZA. Finally open after over a decade of delays, the GEM is the world's largest archaeological museum and features the 83-ton, 3200-year old statue of Ramesses II in the entrance hall.

24. Surplus: GLUT.

26. Farm unit: ACRE.

27. Chinese life force: CHI.

29. Convertible: DROP TOP. Once upon a time we had this beauty, a 1998 Jaguar XK8 Cabriolet (fancy name for a DROP TOP, so they could charge more). Unfortunately, the DROP TOP turned into a rag top under the intense Florida sun.

30. Knucklehead: SCHMO. Also a very popular Harley-Davidson V-twin motorcycle engine.

31. Contact site: EYE.

35. Container weight: TARE. To get an accurate weight of an object, especially one packed to ship (such as the knucklehead engine above), you first weigh the empty crate (or truck) to determine its TARE. Then you weigh them both together and subtract the TARE to find the item's actual weight. 

36. Civil War-era pharmacist Lilly: ELI. "When it says Lilly's Lilly's Lilly's on the label, label, label, you will like it, like it, like it, on your..." Wait a minute, that's not right.

38. Battleship cry: MISS. I once called an old battleship MISS and she hit me with her pocketbook.

39. "Aw, rats!": NUTS. 

40. Sign: OMEN.

42. Gel: SET.

43. Take responsibility for: OWN UP TO.

44. Maker of Baked Apple Pie K-Cups: MC CAFE. Sounds awful. Then again, I'm a black coffee kind of guy.

45. Prattled on: YAPPED. "...and as I was saying, the bunny hopped over my garden fence - I guess I should've made it taller - and maybe painted it. The fence, not the bunny, anyway..."

46. Extras: SPARES. Mom said always carry an extra pair of socks, just in case all the stores close right after you step in a puddle.

47. Clear: UNCLOG. Years ago, I used a pressurized drain cleaner in my apartment. Suddenly, the people downstairs started yelling as I created a geyser in their kitchen sink! Not the best way to meet the neighbors.

48. Hurdles for srs.: SATS. High school seniors take Scholastic Assessment Tests, which use to be called Scholastic Aptitude Tests but now SAT officially stands for nothing (actually true!).

53. "Sorry, busy": CAN'T.

54. Elton John musical: AIDA.

55. Dress at some Asian weddings: SARI. "Oops! I accidentally spilled wine on your dress." "SARI." "Yes, I am."

57. Slalom runner: SKI. 

58. Bobblehead's motion: NOD.

59. Great ball of fire: SUN.

60. Disapproving sound: TSK. Reminds me of my elementary school piano teacher for some reason. I quit after a year or so (I'm apparently not a childhood prodigy). It wasn't until high school that I got back into music, only this time on guitar. A number of years ago, I picked up keyboards again. It's amazing what you can learn on YouTube, but the rudiments from my youth came in handy. Thank you Mrs. Price, wherever you are!

61. Non-earthlings, for short: ETS. ExtraTerrestrialS. Are we finally done with all these initials and abbreviations?

Moe, please hurry back! Fridays are hard!!