Friday, Sep 4th, 2026 ~ Wendy L. Brandes

BLACKTOP MARKET

Psst~!  I gotch yer tarmac right here . . . 

This is Wendy's 20th puzzle for the LA Times - she has one for each day of the week, but Friday is her most prolific, with eight constructions in total counting this post; her last was almost a year ago.  The theme this time invloves the clever addition of "top" into the long fills, and in some nifty, awkward spots, no less. I found today's crossword Friday-level, struggled in the SE corner with crossing names ( Natick ), one semi-Twurd, and an incorrect guess on my part, but it all worked out in the end.  A 15 x 16 grid with eight extra black boxes called cheater squares, nine names, ten more 3LWs than four-letter ones, a couple of Twurds, a couple of Frawnche, a couple of baseball, and a couple of cringe-worthy fills.  The themers and the centered reveal;

20. Concern that one's sneakers are hopelessly out of style?: HIGH TOP ANXIETY - High Anxiety

27. Knocked over a bottle of booze?: TOPPLED THE FIFTH - my favorite of the themers, "Pled The Fifth" ( Amendment )

Baseball #1

46. "Project Runway" timer?: FABRIC STOP WATCH - Fabric Swatch

The cat wants a swatch of that outfit . . .

54. Going on and on about one's new cookware?: IN PAN TOPIC MODE - In Panic Mode

That's not breakfast sausage . . . 😆

35. Not well-balanced, or an apt title for this puzzle?:

TOP HEAVY

But

Wait,

There's

More~!

 

ACROSS:

1. Breaks down: SOBS

5. Virginie-Occidentale et Californie: ETATS - Frawnche #1, for states, West Virginia, and California; I am learning how to play Hotel California - just have to get better with the opening chord progression picking pattern

I have an Epiphone 6 &12-string with bolt-on necks,

so I could turn it upside down and play lefty 

10. Chilean sea __: BASS

14. "Love ya!": "MWAH~!" - we've seen this before in crosswords - a "kissy" noise - 😘

15. Diana Taurasi's jersey number: THREE - WNBA, basketball, name #1

16. Joined with: WED TO - Twurd

17. Bach title: HERR - name(ish)

18. Settles: CALMS

19. Leader of a chipmunk band: ALVIN - name #2

23. Bakery allure: AROMA

25. First responder gp.: EMS - Emergency Medical Services

26. Indication that docs are included: ENCs - ooof - Enclosures

32. Forest carpet: MOSS

33. Chitchat: GAB

34. Web design lang.: CSS - I knew of "C", "C+", and a few other coding languages, but not this one

39. Phillipa of "Hamilton": SOO - learned by doing crosswords, still a name, #3

41. Tax return fig.: AGI - Adjusted Gross Income

42. Hit close to home?: BUNT - worthy of being a C.C. clue . . . baseball #2

52. Tyke: TOT

53. Pirouetting, say: ON TOE

59. Pont des Arts city: PARIS - Frawnche #2

60. Olympic gymnast Strug: KERRI - I was down to _ERRI, so a WAG of K, or T or . . . name #4

61. St. Louis landmark: ARCH

64. "My Brilliant Friend" novelist Ferrante: ELENA - semi-WAG, secretive identity, name #5

65. Etsy business: eTAIL - online Retail

66. Macaroni art need: GLUE

67. Curl counts: REPS - Workouts, not wigs

68. Al __: pasta specification: DENTE

69. Looks at: EYES - I see you checking out my asphalt . . .

DOWN:

1. "I can't believe u": SMH - Text-speak #1 for Smacking My Head -🤦‍♀️- S'edMH on a few fills today

2. Be behind, in a way: OWE

3. Does a pub crawl: BAR HOPS - frequently in my ute

4. Crayfish kin: SHRIMPS - Cringe.  Perhaps we can have deers, sheeps and oxes, too . . .

5. Engrave: ETCH

6. "Don't be like __!": "THAT~!"

7. Folk singer Guthrie: ARLO - crossword staple, still a name, #6

8. Protein in some vegan ribs: TEMPEH - Ah.  The "H" filled via perps

The website

9. Tahini ingredient: SESAME - I tried YOGURT, but that's Tzatziki

10. Convictions: BELIEFS - nailed it

11. Onsets: ADVENTS

12. Knit or purl: STITCH - I learned to knit years ago, but lost interest once I did . . .

13. Some smart TVs: SONYs - I tried OLEDs

16. Buildup on a menorah, perhaps: WAX - Meh.  I thought it was an oil lamp, but I'm not Jewish . . .

21. Miss: GAL - I went with "ERR". the other kind of miss - and how could I miss miss~?

black tights on blacktop

22. Research-funding org.: NSF - U.S. National Science Foundation  - the website

23. Cash provider: ATM

24. Hopping pal of Pooh: ROO - from Winnie the Pooh books - name(ish)

28. Motivation for a vanity project: EGO -  We had EGOs yesterday, too

29. Big name in sealant: DAP - I use this brand all the time

30. "Frankly," in texts: TBH - Text-speak #2, To Be Honest

31. In need of salt, say: ICY - took a moment, but once I thought 'blizzard' instead of 'bland', nailed it

35. Publisher with a mountain peak logo: TOR

36. Put away the groceries?: EAT - Har-har

37. Many moons __: AGO

38. A-lister: VIP - I tried PRO

39. Time commitment for some jrs.: SAT PREP - clever, but still Twurdish

40. Gets: OBTAINS - solid Friday clue/answer

42. Detail in a van Gogh self-portrait: BANDAGE

"What~?  I can't hear you . . . "

43. Downright: UTTERLY

44. Cpl. or sgt.: NCO - military abbr, Non-Commissioned Officer

45. With 51-Across, Wyle drama: THE - 51A. See 45-Down: PITT - The IMDb; I had no clue, name #7

46. Closing number: FINALE - Dah~! Not ENCORE

47. Pugsley kin: ITT - PITT and ITT, plus a Monday dupe, name #8

Slash, the Cousin Itt of Rock N Roll

48. Out of options: COOKED - Yeah, but meh.  I think I would have preferred rOOKED - at least I can see a checkmate in chess being forced by a ROOK

49. Rays home, for short: ST. PETE - [Devil] Rays, from Tampa Bay - baseball #3 - In the Ms. Wendy puzzle I blogged, 2024, Tropicana Field was a clue

50. Court: WOO - Nailed it - but SUE was my first thought

51. Three-time Oscar nominee Laurie: PIPER - vaguely remembered, but I still had to do the alphabet run with the crossing PITT, so Natick . . . Rotten Tomatoes link, name #9

55. Intel org.: NSA - No Such Agency - 🤫

56. Persia, today: IRAN - Iran today is a prickly place - Geo name #10

57. Lit __: CRIT - Abbr for Literary Criticism - this website came up when I Googled

58. Unit equal to 20 north-south blocks in New York City: MILE - Huh.  Learning moment for me - I figured it was ACRE, but was waaaay off . . . 

62. Pool necessity: CUE - Ah.  That kind of pool; got me

Gonna need the girl, too, obviously . . . 

63. Guys: HEs - Meh.  I had MEN, so 33.3% correct

Splynter

Grid Flow 10.0 - the lowest recorded on Friday to date

 
Notes from C.C.:

 

Blogger is having a commenting issue today. Comments may get stuck on "Publishing..." and not go through. I've reported the problem to Blogger and hope they'll have it fixed soon. Sorry for the inconvenience!

 

 

Thursday September 3, 2026 Kim Alswager & Zhou Zhang

Zhou Zhang often collaborates with others, and today she's playing a duet with newcomer Kim Alswager. 

61. Score symbols, or a description of 17-, 24-, 39-, and 49-Across: MUSIC NOTES. MUSIC NOTES is a pun of MUSIC notation, i.e. NOTES, blended into theme phrases (also NOTES as in memos) that feature a musical term. Equating the following clues with their musical equivalent answers will take a bit, so bear with me.

17. "Step one: make sure everything is in tune"?: FIRST PITCH. The ceremonial FIRST PITCH is a traditional event where a honored guest throws a baseball from the mound to start a game. In music, one tunes an instrument by adjusting its PITCH.

24. "Learn to recognize the pattern of sharps and flats"?: MASTER KEYS. MASTER KEYS is usually singular, after all, it is the MASTER that unlocks everything. The KEY of a song is the tonal center of the melody, chosen from one of the 12 available NOTES (in Western music) and flavored with a mood, major or minor.

39. "Don't wait for anyone else, go ahead and write a song"?: COMPOSE YOURSELF. To COMPOSE YOURSELF is to calm down and regain emotional control after becoming angry or upset. COMPOSE is what a songwriter does, and this answer is the only one that seems akin to something a memo or NOTE might say.

49. "Now play C major and C minor descending"?: SCALES DOWN. SCALES DOWN means to reduce something in size or scope while still retaining the general idea. C major and C minor are KEYS with corresponding SCALES that may be played from their highest note DOWN to their lowest.

As a musician, I wanted to like this more than I did. It started with, "Step one..." leading me to believe that the rest of the themers would follow some sort of order as one writes or plays a song, but they don't. And while KEYS, PITCH and SCALES are related, COMPOSE (a verb) is not. I also had trouble thinking of most of these phrases as NOTES. 

Playing on:

Across:

1. Word with order or reel: GAG. These phrases highlight the different meanings of GAG, from "to silence" as in a GAG order, to a GAG being a joke as in a blooper reel, a funny collection of outtakes.

4. __ farming: asking for upvotes on Reddit: KARMA. New to me but makes sense.

9. Catches forty winks: NAPS. In the 19th century, "forty" was used loosely to mean an indefinite, large number. In this idiom, "winks" equates to "shut-eye," which is sleep.

Me working hard on this review!

13. Hazy brew, briefly: IPA. India Pale Ale is the most popular beer served here at the Corner.

14. Raise in relief: EMBOSS.

16. On-the-job protection org.: OSHA. Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

17. [theme]

19. Drill or clamp: TOOL. I liked this because while both are a TOOL, they are also verbs describing the actions of said TOOLs. Just ask OSHA.

20. Party game with forbidden words: TABOO. I can't say enough about this answer.

21. Origin of a plot hole?: HOE. Fun clue.

Not this kind of plot!

22. Green Gables girl: ANNE. ANNE of Green Gables does not have any major plot holes, but it does have some continuity errors and leaves loose ends.

23. One with elitist tastes: SNOB. A SNOB often has a big EGO.

24. [theme]

27. Big heads: EGOS. People with big EGOS are often SNOBs.

29. Regretted: RUED. 

30. Perpignan pal: AMI. Perpignan is a medieval city in Southern France, thus the French word for "friend."

The Castillet (City Gate) of Perpignan

33. Put a new price on: RETAG. Walmart recently tried "surveillance pricing" whereby they use cellphone data to RETAG digital prices on the shelves based on what they think a customer will pay as one walks by. Thus, shoppers may pay different amounts for the same item. I think it's awful and it's being contested.

36. Wedding party member, perhaps: GROOM. It's "perhaps" nowadays. 

39. [theme]

42. Beer with the largest single-site brewery in the world: COORS. While COORS doesn't directly make an IPA, it does through its craft divisions and broader offerings from Molson COORS.

43. Olympic judo medalist Rousey: RONDA. RHONDA was the first American woman to win an Olympic medal in judo by winning bronze at the 2008 Summer Olympics. She went on to beat everyone else up.

44. Place for a tug: SEA. There are ocean-going tugboats, but most stay in harbors.

45. Opportunity org.: NASA. National Aeronautics and Space Administration. "Oppy" was a historic robotic vehicle that explored Mars for nearly 15 years, far outliving its original 90-day mission.

47. Mirror pic letters on social media: OOTD. Outfit Of The Day. People take pictures of what they are wearing and post them to show off their personal style. Some monetize this by including details telling where they bought their clothes, shoes, and accessories. 

I simply must know where she bought that hideous jacket!

49. [theme]

53. Aware of: ON TO.

57. Onigiri wrapper: NORI. Onigiri is a classic Japanese snack made of cooked rice pressed into a triangle or round shape and often wrapped in NORI, dried seaweed.

58. Tonewood used to make ukuleles: KOA. KOA, from a tree native to Hawaii, is also used in guitar-making because of its striking grain and deep color. 

Gibson SG from their custom shop

59. Parting mot: ADIEU. Let's say "farewell" to any more French today.

60. Shortly, quaintly: ANON. ANON, meaning "soon," was often found in classic literature and plays. In fact, Shakespeare was called the "Bard of ANON" (I may be misremembering my high school English teacher).

61. [theme]

64. Run while sitting: IDLE. Another fun clue.

65. Draw out: ELICIT.

66. Groove: RUT. I'd rather be in the groove than stuck in a RUT.

67. Yuks, online: LOLS. Laugh Out Louds 😂

68. Short digression: ASIDE. 

69. Photo __: OPS. Like this one of NASA's rover:

Photo Opportunity - but who took it?

Down:

1. Talents: GIFTS.

2. Hive-minded?: APIAN. APIAN comes from the Latin word apianus, derived from apis, which means "bee".

3. Greta known as the "Swedish Sphinx": GARBO. GARBO just visited us last Thursday. 

I wonder how she got that nickname?

4. Diet with fat bombs: KETO. On a KETO diet, carbs are the enemy, not fats. 

5. Feedback provider, maybe: AMP. Another music-related clue! This concert set up had potential to provide feedback...and deafen everyone in the process.

The Grateful Dead's Wall of Sound

6. Triple Crown stat: RBI. Baseball's Major League Triple Crown is awarded to a hitter who leads their respective league (American or National) in three major offensive categories during a single regular season: Batting Average (BA); Home Runs (HR); and Runs Batted In (RBI).

7. Fliers who are often light-headed?: MOTHS. My grandma used to call them "millers," and I thought that was because they milled around a light. Turns out it's due to the powdery dust on a MOTH'S wings that resembles milled flour.

8. Tie at a racetrack?: ASCOT. Neckwear named after the famous Royal ASCOT horse race in England.

9. Zero interest: NO TAKERS. Anyone wanna buy my ASCOT collection? Anyone?

10. "Sure, that's a very normal response ... ": AS ONE DOES. 

11. Baloney descriptor: PHONY. It's PHONY baloney!

12. Retail statistic: SALES. I wonder how SALES are affected by surveillance pricing?

15. Like tulle: SHEER.

18. Drink brand with lizards in its logo: SOBE. SOBE was founded in Norwalk, Connecticut, but traded on the vibe of South Beach in Miami, hence the lizards.

24. Springfield watering hole: MOE'S. MOE'S is the bar in The Simpsons cartoons, which may serve IPAs...NITRO-infused of course.

25. Sunflower kin: ASTER. 

26. Tommy Pickles, for one: RUGRAT. Tommy is the baby in the RUGRATs cartoons on Nickelodeon.

28. "__ Pointe Blank": GROSSE. GROSSE Pointe Blank is movie featuring John Cusack as a hitman returning to his home, GROSSE Pointe, Michigan, for his 10-year high school reunion. The title plays on "point-blank" meaning shooting at close range and the main character's name, Martin Blank. It's an entertaining dark comedy from 1997.

30. Syracuse's gp.: ACC. Syracuse University, where both my mother and daughter-in-law earned their masters, is part of the Atlantic Coast Conference.

31. Sound from a pen: MOO. A pen may be any fenced enclosure, but I usually associate them with smaller animals like goats, so BAA crossed my mind.

32. "My streak continues!": I'M ON A ROLL. 

34. Edebiri of "The Bear": AYO. AYO Edebiri won a Golden Globe and an Emmy for her portrayal of a chef in the award-winning TV series, The Bear about the trials and tribulations of a Chicago restaurant.

35. "Why are you still here?": GO NOW.

37. World Cup cheer: OLE. And say, "¡Hola!" to OLE as we switch from French to Spanish.

38. Theater director's deg.: MFA. Masters of Fine Arts.

40. Nutty confections: PRALINES. Originally, this sugary French confection used almonds, but when settlers brought the recipe to New Orleans, native pecans became the nut of choice.

41. Sukiyaki noodle, maybe: UDON. This is our second helping of Japanese food today. Sukiyaki is a popular hot pot dish where thinly sliced beef and vegetables are slow-cooked in a soy sauce broth, then may be served over UDON noodles.

46. Words on a docent's badge: ASK ME. A docent is a person who acts as a knowledgeable tour guide in a museum, zoo or historical site. A good one is a decent docent.

48. Bird that was once endemic to Mauritius: DODO. "Why did the DODO go extinct?" is a question for a docent.

49. __ mail: SNAIL. 

50. Airbnb option: CONDO. 

51. Birth day party?: DOULA. Yet another fun clue! A DOULA is non-medical professional who provides continuous physical, emotional, and informational support to a person before, during, and after childbirth.

52. Caravan's rest spot: OASIS. 

54. Cold brew style: NITRO. Suds are pouring freely today! Infusing beer with nitrogen gas, instead of traditional carbon dioxide, creates a silky-smooth mouthfeel with a dense, creamy head.

55. Pave the way for, as a topic of conversation: TEE UP.

56. Removes: OUSTS.

59. Prerequisite to a deal: ANTE. Nice way to clue this old fav.

62. Here, in Le Havre: ICI. More French.

63. Spain's El __: CID. More Spanish. 

I'll let the music play me out.

Be good. RB

Wednesday, September 2, 2026 - Guilherme Gilioli

 

Theme:  Order in the Court!

 

It was so ordered; until it wasn't ...

 

 

 

Perhaps you'll like this video instead? (for anyone who's a Boomer or older)

 

Puzzling thoughts:

Chairman Moe here.  Today's constructor Guilherme Gilioli (the link will take you to his last appearance at the Crossword Corner) has been featured as a constructor @ the LATimes a total of four times now.  He also has 3 published puzzles @ NYT and has his own webpage for crosswords (in his native, Portuguese) - very impressive

Today's puzzle has the dreaded circles (side-eye shout out to SS); however, without them I am not sure that you would have noticed the reveal:

59 across. Judge's directive, or a feature of each set of circled letters?: COURT ORDER. 

The reveal is supported by the following entries; I highlighted the circled letters in red text:

17 across. 1990s grunge icon: KURT COBAIN.  There is far too much to write about him to fit into this blog. I'm pretty sure that he was quite polarizing, but then again, aren't we all to some degree?  When I read his biography @ Wikipedia I noticed this fact about him, straight away: he died at the age of 27 (this link will provide the names of the other iconic rock stars who passed at this specific age, which began the use of the term, "27 Club")

23 across. Some street food vendors: TACO TRUCKS.  These are quite popular here in the desert SW but I hear that they are becoming popular in more and more places across the country, not just in Arizona or other states that border Mexico.  Does your city have one?  Do tell!

 

This is one that we frequent

37 across. Going the faster way, hopefully: TAKING A SHORTCUT.  This brings back some not so fond memories of taking road trips with my parents and sister.  Earliest memory probably was at the age of 6 or so.  Dad was "infamous" for trying to find a shortcut rather than stick to the beaten path.  I guess that he swore by the adage that the shortest distance between two spots is a straight line.  Well, often that "straight line" that dad drove resulted in a dead end.  Many times at a farm house!  My mom had an expression for his shortcuts and called them "two-mile roads", as we always seemed to drive two miles in and then two miles back out

48 across. Easy A's: GUT COURSES. [from AI] "A gut course is college slang for an easy, undemanding academic class. The term arose in the early 20th century from the older slang notion of a "feast" or "belly-full"—implying a course so simple that a student could easily "swallow" or consume it without mental strain. Campus slang dictionaries and historical references (such as the Online Etymology Dictionary) note student use of "gut" for an easy class emerging around 1916, though some major lexicons trace its widespread recorded use to the mid-20th century."  I did not know this

After solving the puzzle and revisiting the circles, I noticed that the "order" of the letters in the word COURT were correct in only 3 of the four entries.  37 across (TAKING A SHORTCUT) was the exception, and the added T next to the circled letters felt "odd".  I suppose that is a nit but when I do my recaps and rate the puzzles I take everything into account; I WANT ORDER!! 🤨

To his credit, Guilherme used very few three-letter words; the entries were quite fresh; and he used 55 letters for the reveal and entries (that's a lot). Overall, I rate this ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐.   Bom trabalho!

Here is the grid: 

 

On to the rest:

Across:
1. Rascal: SCAMP.

6. With 30-Across, FIFA women's powerhouse: TEAM (30 across. See 6-Across) USA.  [from AI] "Team USA women hold elite historic milestones across sports, highlighted by the soccer team's 4 World Cup titles, basketball's dominant Olympic streak, and a record-breaking 12 gold medals for female athletes at the 2026 Winter Games"

10. Rip-off: SCAM. Moe-ku:

        A Generic brand

        Ripped-off Hormel with canned meat.

        It was a Spam SCAM 

14. Green growth in a pond: ALGAE.  Moe-ku: (this one will test your knowledge of soul music)

        Hi Records star Green

       ("Let's Stay Together") 

        Has homo-phonic nickname 

        I think it's ALGAE

15. Rotating shaft: AXLE.

16. Salt-N-Pepa, e.g.: TRIO. Soul music was what I grew up with; the next generation was into Hip-Hop (I think!).  Salt-N-Pepa was formed in 1985 in NYC.  Salt (Cheryl James) Pepa (Sandra Denton) and DJ Spinderella (Deidra Roper) are the trio [Wikipedia].  Their website

[entry #1]

19. Learning tools: AIDS.  Anyone remember these?

 

20. Manatee habitat: SEA. But the Malodorous Manatee's habitat is here, at the Crossword Corner!

21. Ray of McDonald's history: KROC. Moe-ku: (this will test your knowledge of TV sitcoms)

       "New Girl" actor Max

        Played McDonald's founder Ray;

        That's a Kroc of Schmidt 

22. General locations: AREAS.  As opposed to "Dollar General" locations: everywhere! 

[entry #2]

26. VEX creations: ROBOTS. Perps helped solve this one

29. Make a choice: OPT.

[see above @ 6]

33. Azerbaijan neighbor: IRAN. Today's geography lesson

34. Right-hand page: RECTO. Today's Latin lesson.  Recto in Spanish, though, means "straight" (as in straight ahead)

36. Only word spoken in "Silent Movie": NON.  Ironically spoken by famed mime artist Marcel Marceau

[entry #3]

41. Former quarterback Manning: ELI.  Eli and his NY Giants Football Team won two Super Bowls: Super Bowl XLII and XLVI - both versus the New England Patriots.  Not sure if this video will load, but the highlight of SB 42 was this catch:

 

42. 1/16 of a pound: OUNCE. 

43. 2026 "Legally Blonde" prequel: ELLE. Any fans here of this movie or its prequel?

44. Taxpayer ID: SSN. Entered as a nine-digit number: xxx-xx-xxxx.  It helps to remember your last four digits

45. "Sweet!": RAD. The word "rad" became popular in the mid-1980's.  My generation used the word "cool"

46. Make a value judgment: ASSESS. 

[entry #4]

52. Result of haste, in an adage: WASTE.  

54. Colossal: VAST.

55. Prefix with -tainment: EDU.  Hand up for trying CON first?  

Learning moe-ment: [from AI and Wiki]: "Edutainment is a blended word combining education and entertainment. It means media or activities designed to teach people while keeping them amused and interested. This approach turns learning into a fun experience instead of a chore".  So is this a portmanteau?

58. So much: A LOT.  Would "very" much have been A TON??

[reveal]

62. Junction point: NODE.  Moe-ku:

 

        The energy flow

        Was all catawampus, but

        The NODE knowed the way

63. Hayride seat, say: BALE.  Why I chose LOFT first befuddles me; I was on a hayride, not on a "ride in the hay" 😂😂😂

64. "All sales are __": FINAL.

65. Beloved: DEAR.

66. Scrabble board symbol covered in the first play of the game: STAR.  It also is a Double Word symbol.  Helps to get off to a good start.  The image below was a game I played against another person (you'll notice the score for the "Chairman".  The word RALPHED was my star-ter.  I also made a few Triples

67. Young horses: FOALS. Very young horses.  Newborns

Down:
1. Fifth Avenue retailer: SAKS.  

2. Game with secret passages: CLUE.  Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with a knife

3. Taj Mahal city: AGRA.  Moe-ku:

 

        Magicians say this

        Magic word in India:

        AGRA-cadabara 

  

4. Yoga surface: MAT.

5. Eat like a bird?: PECK AT.  These birds know

6. Frowned upon: TABOO.  I've always instructed people not to wear cologne or perfume at wine tastings, so I guess THIS would also be

7. Spot-on: EXACT.

8. Legend in the ring: ALI.  Father or daughter?? 

9. Big boys: MEN.

10. Severely plain: STARK.  But not THIS Stark:

11. Throws in the towel: CRIES UNCLE.

12. Verdi opera: AIDA.

13. Green growth in a terrarium: MOSS.  Are you one who believes that moss only grows on the north side of a tree?  That sounds a bit shady, to me

18. Middle-earth monsters: ORCS. 

22. Many a Hollywood Walk of Fame honoree: ACTOR.

There are exceptions though 

23. "Un-Break My Heart" singer Braxton: TONI.

24. Swiss pharmaceutical giant: ROCHE.  [Wikipedia] "F. Hoffmann-La Roche AG, commonly known as Roche, is a Swiss multinational holding healthcare company that operates worldwide under two divisions: Pharmaceuticals and Diagnostics. Its holding company, Roche Holding AG, has shares listed on the SIX Swiss Exchange. The company headquarters are located in Basel.

25. As many as: UP TO.  There may be up to six Moe-ku's today

26. Ceremonial events: RITES. And one Moe-l'ick, for a change ... and the rite is probably well-known to our Jewish cornerites:

        After birth, couple's son had his Bris

        
But just wait 'til you hear about this!

        The Mohel arrived drunk;

        Then butchered baby's junk.

        Looks like something's become quite a Miss.

27. Spoken exams: ORALS. 

28. Science fair volcano ingredient: BAKING SODA.  [From AI]: "A classic science fair volcano uses baking soda and vinegar to create a fizzy, foaming chemical reaction"

The video below is a tad juvenile but it's still pretty cool 😎😎

 

31. Spiritual essences: SOULS.

32. Pays to play: ANTES.  Today's grammar lesson:  Why would you say ante versus antes? "Ante is the base form of the verb used for I, you, we, they, or plural nouns in the present tense, while antes is the third-person singular form used for he, she, it, or singular nouns.  Did I say this correctly??

34. Total stranger: RANDO.  [AI explanation]: "The slang word "rando" comes from shortening the word "random" and adding the suffix -o (similar to words like weirdo or sicko). It first appeared in American youth slang during the 1990s and 2000s before becoming mainstream in the 2010s"

35. Key near F1: ESC.

38. America del __: Mexico's continent: NORTE.  North America

39. Green dip, briefly: GUAC.  I make a mean guac if I do say so myself.  My recipe includes (besides avocados) fresh cilantro, chopped red onion, diced Hatch chili peppers (when in season) or jalapeño peppers, lime juice, and low-sodium tajin.  I put everything into a food processor and puree, maintaining just a bit of "chunkiness" 

40. Model/activist Holliday: TESS.  Ryann Maegen Hoven, known professionally as Tess Holliday and formerly known as Tess Munster, is an American plus-size model, blogger, and make-up artist based in Los Angeles - she is unknown to me

46. Helper: Abbr.: ASST.  One of the other nits I had with today's puzzle was the number of abbr's

47. Trigger, as an alarm: SET OFF.  

49. Total: UTTER.  

50. Throat dangler: UVULA.  This was one from Jim Davis that was a bit surprising ... 

51. More uncommon: RARER.

52. Steam __: latte-making gadget: WAND.  

53. Sunburn treatment: ALOE.

55. "Giant" novelist Ferber: EDNA.

56. "Works for me!": DEAL.

57. Web addresses: URLS.  Moe-ku #6

        Websites in Russia

        Are all named after mountains:

        The Urals' URLs 

 

(hey, they can't all be winners ...)          

59. "48 Hours" airer: CBS.  I always thought that "60 Minutes" was all I could watch in one sitting.  "48 Hours"?  My attention span now lasts for maybe 30 seconds ... 😉

60. Breakfast bit that might soak overnight: OAT.

61. Home of Sugarloaf Mountain: RIO.  Here is a fun fact:  There are no less than 450 mountains, hills, and rock formations named Sugarloaf worldwide, with over 200 located in the United States alone.  Bet you didn't know THAT!  

Now, when it comes to rock bands named Sugarloaf, the one featured in the video below is the Chairman's favorite - not sure when in 1970 that this one became a "hit"; either before I graduated HS or after I became a freshman in college.  But I still like this song (Green-Eyed Lady) some 56 years later ...

  

See you next month - my carpal tunnel surgery on hand number two is manaña