Friday August 22, 2025 Brian Keller and Katie Hale

Phew! I just got Chairman Moe squared away, and now Malodorous Manatee is taking a few Fridays off. I'd better oil the RustyBrain, this could take awhile.

Brian Keller is an up-and-coming constructor who has paired with Katie Hale, a freelance crossword editor who moved to London so she could learn proper English.

20. Diamonds can cut glass, corundum can scratch most other minerals, et al.?: COOL HARD FACTS. I wanted COLD HARD FACTS for the longest time, which lead to 4D = SEA-something (like SEA-worthy?) and messed up the entire NW corner. The reason I wanted COLD HARD FACTS is it's a common expression, while COOL HARD FACTS is just a rather odd phrase.

34. Director's guidance to be more affable?: PLAY IT WARM. Got PLAY IT WARM quickly from perps, but again it's an odd phrase, while PLAY IT COOL is a very common expression. 

41. Stuffed animals that go viral?: HOT FUZZIES. Here we go again. The expression is WARM FUZZIES not HOT FUZZIES. At this point, I was looking to swap temperatures between these answers. Take COOL from the first one to replace WARM in the second, then take WARM and move it down to third to replace HOT. Then move HOT to...? And I got lost going down a rabbit hole.

55. Increase pressure, or an apt title for this puzzle?: TURN UP THE HEAT. The themers progressively increase in temperature: COOL → WARM → HOT. In my fantasy revision, the progression would be: COLD → COOL → WARM which would make all the answers real phrases. But I guess "Some Like it Hot" (a must-see comedy classic!).

Across:

1. Signal and Line: APPS. Signal and Line are both messaging APPS (applications) for mobile phones. Signal was in the news recently because of it's improper use by the presidential staff.

5. Is into: DIGS. "I dig your new DIGS!" 

9. Espresso or cappuccino, to Italians: CAFFE. Those Italians! It's like they have a different word for everything.

14. King's address: SIRE. 

15. Lot of land: ACRE.

16. Group calling strikes: UNION. Umpires also call strikes and are part of a UNION - the MLBUA (Major League Baseball Umpires Association). I betcha C.C. knew that.

17. Heartfelt request: PLEA. 

18. Plane section: TAIL. Plane sections are also common in geometry. In anatomy, the horizontal section is the "transverse plane."

19. Clichéd: TIRED. I'm sick and clichéd of this.

20. [theme]

23. Contented: AT PEACE.

24. Blanketed: COATED. I grew up in Williamsburg, Va. The occasional blanket of snow transformed the colonial area.

27. Crime lab evidence: DNA. DeoxyriboNucleic Acid - you can tell that I'm fun at parties.

28. Some Kellogg grads: MBAS. The Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University is named after the inventor of Kellogg's Corn Flakes, due to hefty endowments from his son. My first son, when he was little, asked for "chicken cereal." Took us a while to figure it out.

30. "Breaking Bad" org.: DEA. Drug Enforcement Administration - the name sounds like they’re federally sanctioned drug dealers.

31. Quadri- doubled: OCTO.

34. [theme]

37. Staff leaders: CLEFS. We're all familiar with the treble and bass clef symbols, but that alto clef is just plain weird.

39. Colonial insect: ANT. Frequent visitors to Colonial Williamsburg. Uncles, too.

40. Take root: SET IN.

41. [theme]

44. Bottom of the barrel stuff: LEES. 

45. Brink: EVE. Brink seemed to be an odd clue for EVE until I thought of "brink of collapse," meaning something imminent. Suitable for a Friday.

46. Votes of no confidence: NAYS.

47. "The __ and the Pussycat": OWL. "The OWL and the Pussy-Cat" is a nonsense poem by Edward Lear, first published in 1870. In it, he made up a "runcible spoon," now commonly called a spork.

49. Listing agent's field: REALTY.

51. Baja breaks: SIESTAS. 

55. [theme]

58. Fast Amtrak train: ACELA. Although pretty slow compared to other nation's trains.

60. Euphoric feeling: GLEE.

61. Org. concerned with ergonomics: OSHA. The ever popular Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

62. Suddenly took interest: SAT UP.

63. Moon goddess: LUNA. The Roman goddess was often depicted with a crescent moon on her head. "I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Sol, those aren't horns!"

64. Designer Cassini: OLEG.

65. Book maker: PRESS. Here's a book made for me by an old friend in Williamsburg's bookbinders shop (he needed the practice). The PRESS, however, was in the print shop. Pages were printed, then delivered for binding. Creating the marbled endpapers was yet another craft.

66. Dr. Frankenstein's assistant: IGOR. "It's pronounced eye-gore."

67. Tiny bits: TADS.

Down:

1. Pet welfare org.: ASPCA. American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals - but you already knew that.

2. Series opener?: PILOT. "What's our vector, Victor?" This one wasn't series-ous. (Hey, they all can't be good!)

3. Scrub-up stop: PRE-OP. I found this one hard to parse, especially with my COLD error.

4. Leakproof: SEALED OFF. And this one, too, for the same reason.

5. Fixed point in a mobile contract: DATA CAP. America OnLine, who is discontinuing its dial-up service soon (wait, they still have it?), once sent out promotional CDs offering 10 hours of free service! At 56 kilobits per second, you could download about two minutes of high-def video before hitting the DATA CAP. An entire movie in standard def would take several days!

6. "My thoughts are with you": I CARE. 

7. Calendar page, maybe: GRID.

8. __-control: SELF. 

9. Save on spending: CUT COSTS.

10. Singer Baker: ANITA. ANITA Baker is an American R&B and soul singer-songwriter known for her soulful ballads and three-octave vocal range.

11. What one might Bumble into?: FIRST DATE. Fun clue. Hopefully, they've heard the "birds and the bees" lecture already. 

12. Cheetah, to Wonder Woman: FOE.

13. Wrap up: END.

21. Kylo's father: HAN. HAN Solo. In the Star Wars universe, Kylo Ren's real name is Ben Solo. I guess that's true, but it's like finding out Yoda's real name is Joe.

22. Berry in a yogurt bowl: ACAI. After years as a common crossword clue, I thought you'd might like to see some. ACAI berries are about the size of grapes and nutritionally similar to blueberries.

25. Uncanny: EERIE.

26. Consigns to hell: DAMNS. Confines to hall: DORMS.

28. Buffing and painting services: MANIS. I don't know about my nails, but my car could sure use the help.

29. Tera- finisher: BYTE.

31. Shade in the desert: OCHER. I'm always on the lookout for a twisted clue, especially at the end of the week, so I wasn't fooled into thinking oasis.

32. Orange studder, at Christmas: CLOVE. CLOVE oranges, also known as pomanders, release a pleasant, spicy scent as the fruit dries. I remember these festive holiday decorations from my youth in Williamsburg.

33. Private meeting: TETE-A-TETE.

35. Averse to work: LAZY. I know I should finish up my crossword review, but first I think I'll sit back in my La-Z-Boy and watch the late... night... mooovie... zzzz...

36. "Gosh darn it": WELL SHOOT. 

38. South-facing gardens, maybe: SUNTRAPS. New to me. A SUNTRAP is a location, often in a garden or outdoor space, that is strategically designed to capture and retain sunlight beneficial for plants.

42. "Pillowtalk" singer: ZAYN. ZAYN Malik is an English singer-songwriter who went solo after a successful career as part of the five-piece boy band One Direction. Yes, this is him as a child (tats added later - I hope).

43. "Rumor has it": SO I HEAR. Fleetwood Mac "Rumours" was released nearly 50 (!) years ago. I'm getting old...

48. Teeny-tiny: WEE.

50. Humdingers: LULUS. 

51. Dictation taker: STENO.

52. Physicist Nikola: TESLA. Few people know that he invented the TESLA coil while working as a "special effects" tech in early horror films. Well, that's what IGOR told me, anyway. 

53. Reacted to a laser show, perhaps: AAHED. Ooh, AAHED is bad.

54. Bambi and others: STAGS. STAGS usually refer to mature male deer, so including a fawn or young buck like Bambi is a stretch.

56. Knobbly citrus: UGLI.

57. Socket filler: PLUG.

58. Egyptian viper: ASP.

59. Token in The Game of Life: CAR. When Monopoly first replaced the flat iron with a cat in 2013, I was mad they didn't nix the thimble instead. Every other token was a miniature version of something, but the thimble was virtually life-size so should be the odd man out. Also, if lost, it could easily be replaced by a real one. 

End of rant.

Thursday, July 17, 2025, Katie Hale, Doug Peterson

Theme:  Multiuse implements.

Alton Brown, the cook, TV personality, and food scientist, abhors a single use tool in the kitchen.  If it only does one job, it's wasting space.  Alton might approve of the multiuse implements in today's theme answers, which give second meanings to common phrases.

"The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher."
-- Alton Brown

Katie Hale and Doug Peterson have constructed many crosswords, alone and in collaboration with others.  Their theme answers today are symmetrically placed in rows Across, with two answers spanning the width of the grid.  The reinterpreted phrases all involve implements of some kind.

The theme clues and answers are:

17. E-readers?: LITERARY DEVICES.  Literary devices are generally understood to be writing techniques like metaphor, symbolism, foreshadowing, alliteration, and irony.  But our clever crossword creators think that Amazon's Kindle, Apple's iPad, and similar electronic tablets used for reading literature can also be called literary devices.

30. Printing press?: TIME MACHINE.  H.G. Wells published The Time Machine in 1895, planting in our minds the idea of a machine that facilitates time travel.  But Katie and Doug think the big machine that prints the glossy bi-weekly issues of Time is also a Time machine.

47. Zambonis?: GARDEN TOOLS.  Zambonis are ice resurfacing machines used in skating rinks, like Madison Square Garden.  If they are used at the Garden, can't they also be thought of as Garden tools?

62. Magnifying glass?: INSPECTOR GADGET.  You're probably familiar with Inspector Gadget, the police inspector with thousands of high tech gadgets installed in his body.  But since inspectors of various kinds may use a magnifying glass in their work, isn't one of those an inspector gadget, too?

I'm curious to know whether you interpreted the theme the same way I did.  Meanwhile, here's how I solved the rest of it:

Across:

1. "Cabaret" star Minnelli: LIZA.  Liza Minnelli starred in the 1972 musical film about bohemian characters in Berlin against a background of rising Nazism.

5. Word with sweet or candy: CORN.

9. Bolivian city ESE of Lima: LA PAZ.  La Paz, Bolivia is ESE of Lima, Peru.

14. Long-horned goat: IBEX.

15. Part of a Hawaiian honeymoon, perhaps: LUAU.

16. Thumbnail, e.g.: IMAGE.  A thumbnail is a small image representation of a larger image, usually intended to make it easier and faster to look at or manage a group of larger images.

17. [Theme clue]

20. Beauty spot: SALON.

21. Something to build on: SITE.

22. Cost fig.: EST.  One type of cost figure (abbreviated) is an estimate.

23. Member of K-pop's BTS: SUGA.  Min Yoon-gi is a South Korean rapper, songwriter, record producer, and member of the K-pop group BTS. He uses the stage names Suga for BTS and Agust D for his solo work. He is BTS's lead rapper.  All perps (perpendicular entries) for me.  Any fans here?

Suga

25. Holds or saves, e.g.: STAT.  A hold or a save is a baseball statistic.  Usually, if the answer is abbreviated, the clue is also abbreviated.  Hold and save aren't abbreviations, but I suppose sports fans use "stat" so often, they might not think of it as an abbreviation.

27. Retro taper: VCR.  My first mental image for "taper" was of a tall candle, but this "taper" was used to tape TV shows and movies.

30. [Theme clue]

35. Component of many detergents: WHITENER.  A few years ago, I discovered Patric Richardson's show, The Laundry Guy, on HGTV, and then read his book, Laundry Love, when it was pubished in 2021.  He is a phenomenon.  I have retrained our adult children so that none of us buys bottled detergents or dryer sheets anymore.  For whites, all you need are soap flakes and oxygen bleach (sodium percarbonate).  Life changing!

Patric Richardson

37. Wiped out: TIRED.

38. Tolerate, quaintly: BIDE.  Bide is an old fashioned word meaning to wait, to withstand, or to tolerate.  "He couldn't bide children on his property."

39. Contort: GNARL.  Gnarl as a verb can mean snarl or growl, or it can mean to twist into a state of deformity.  As a noun, a gnarl is a hard protruberance with twisted grain on a tree.

42. Spot for some Christmas decorations: EAVE.

43. Home of the Vols: U TENN.  A gimme for me!  DH is a UT grad and loyal vol.  During the war of 1812, Tennessee was called the Volunteer State, and the nickname was reinforced during Texas's 1836 War for Independence from Mexico, and again during the Mexican-American War of 1846.

45. More than is necessary: TOO OFTEN.

47. [Theme clue]

50. Filler syllables: ERS.  Er, um, uh, like ...

51. Wide band: SASH.

52. German woman: FRAU.

54. Item that's waxed: SKI.

57. Dabbling duck: TEAL.  Dabbling ducks feed mainly at the water's surface rather than by diving.

Look how tiny the Green-Winged Teal is compared to the Mallards!

59. Possible response to 41-Down: I KNOW.

62. [Theme clue]

66. Cast list: ROLES.

67. Move by small increments: INCH.  People inch forward in their cars when traffic is heavy, or they inch forward on tiptoes to sneak up on someone or something.

An inchworm shows us how it's done.

68. Messes up: ERRS.

69. Bring to bear: EXERT.

70. Take to a booth: SEAT.

71. Overdo the aftershave, say: REEK.

Down:

1. "Lip Gloss" rapper __ Mama: LIL.  "Lip Gloss" was the 2007 debut single by hip-hop artist Lil Mama. Rated G for all audiences.

Lil Mama -- Lip Gloss

2. African wading bird: IBIS.

3. Epsilon follower: ZETA.  Greek to me.

4. Rink moves: AXELS.

5. Ringing sounds from old trolley bells: CLANGING.

6. "__ Planet": David Attenborough series: OUR.  Our Planet is a 2019 nature documentary series made for Netflix, narrated by David Attenborough.  The series focuses on the wildlife and natural wonders of eight different ecosystems, and is noted for its focus on humans' impact on the environment, especially how climate change impacts all living creatures.

7. Bright beams: RAYS.

8. Revealing lifestyle choice?: NUDISM.

9. Magic show, for one: LIVE ACT.

10. "__ imagining things?": AM I.

11. Walk worriedly: PACE.  Pacing is underrated.  DH burns lots of calories this way while speaking with clients and associates on the phone.

12. Factors in baby clothing sizes: AGES.

13. Ingredient in marmalade: ZEST.

18. Map guidance: ROUTE.

19. "Tell Mama" singer James: ETTA.

24. Grace closer: AMEN.

26. Pincher: THIEF.

27. Beetle with brakes: VW BUG.  The Volkswagen Beetle (often called the VW Bug) was a small car produced by the German company Volkswagen from 1938 to 2003.  My first husband had a barely functional VW Bug when we married.  We spent weekends "bleeding" the brakes in hopes that they'd stop the car when necessary.

1967 Volkswagen Beetle

28. Tony winner Rivera: CHITA.  Chita Rivera was an American actress, singer, and dancer.  She received numerous accolades including two Tony Awards, two Drama Desk Awards, and a Drama League Award. She was the first Latino American to receive a Kennedy Center Honor in 2002, and the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2009.  She won the Tony Award for Lifetime Achievement in 2018.  She passed away just after her 91st birthday last year.

Chita Rivera

29. Legislative addition: RIDER.  A legislative rider is a provision added to a bill that may not be directly related to the bill's main subject matter. These riders are often added to urgent legislation, like appropriations bills, to enact controversial policies that might not pass on their own.

31. Sister of Calliope: ERATO.  In Greek mythology, the Muses were the inspirational goddesses of literature, science, and the arts.  By the Classical period, the number of Muses was standardized to nine:  Calliope, Clio, Polyhymnia, Euterpe, Terpsichore, Erato, Melpomene, Thalia, and Urania.  Calliope is all about eloquence and epic poetry; she has a lovely voice.  Erato is the muse of erotic poetry, and she is quite seductive.

Roman statue of Erato (2nd century AD)

32. Likely to storm off: IRATE.

33. Unequivocal turndown: NEVER.

34. Perfect places: EDENS.

36. Watches over: TENDS.

40. Spot for some Christmas decorations: ROOF.

41. "Ha, so true": LOL RIGHT.  Text speak for: Laughing Out Loud, right?

44. Worthy of a handwriting award: NEATEST.

46. "Shogun" setting: OSAKA.  Shōgun is an historical drama television series broadcast on FX in 2024.  It is based on the 1975 novel by James Clavell, which was previously adapted into a 1980 television miniseries.  

Anna Sawai as Toda Mariko in Shogun

48. Fraction of a min.: NSEC.  A nanosecond (ns or nsec) is one-billionth (10⁻⁹) of a second.

49. "To clarify ... ": THAT IS.

53. Supervised by: UNDER.

54. Kingly address: SIRE.

55. Fort guarded by the U.S. Mint Police: KNOX.

56. Shetland element: ISLE.  Shetland, also called the Shetland Islands, is an archipelago in Scotland lying between Orkney, the Faroe Islands, and Norway, marking the northernmost region of the United Kingdom. 

58. Sole: LONE.

60. Large fantasy antagonist: OGRE.

61. Beyoncé's "If I __ a Boy": WERE.

63. On the authority of: PER.  I have almost completed this post as per C.C.'s request.

64. Classic TV brand: RCA.

65. "I expected better from you": TSK.

Here's the grid:

What did you think of Katie and Doug's crossword DEVICES today?  

Did they trick you TOO OFTEN?

Or did you call out I KNOW and end up with the NEATEST grid ever?

-- NaomiZ

P.S.  Today is my 70th birthday!  My mom and I celebrated earlier this week on her 94th.