We have a Halloween-themed puzzle a day early; I was unaware that we would have a similar theme yesterday, as I wrote today's blog earlier in the week, but solve the rest of the week's puzzles as they come out . . . The LA Times editor, Patti Varol, is back again with a crossword that takes common in-language phrases and gives them a trick-or-treat-ment . . . π Five themers, including a grid-spanner, totalling 61 squares, that become "creepy" puns in a timely fashion. A solid Friday construction, maybe more names than I would care for, but I did some historical research, and found even our host & crossword master C.C. has "bemoaned" them - on Halloween, no less. Huh. Standard grid, no circles, no outliers, a Twurd, and thirteen names - we have a Friday the 13th coming in November. The themers, no reveal;
17. Suggestion at the start of a Halloween decoration workshop?: MAKE-A-WITCH - Make-A-Wish; I don't have a tree in my front yard, or I'd put one of these up . . .
23. Expectation during a Halloween concert?: RHYTHMANDBOOS - Rhythm & Blues
Atlanta Rhythm Section - "Spooky" - but they weren't the original band
Bminor, same key as Hotel Cali- . . .
36. Apparition who only appears on Halloween in the Golden State?: CALIFORNIAGHOST - I had ghoul first - as in California girl, but no, it's the California Coast, which I see is currently threatened
Ghost, "Faith" π
49. Got separated from a spooky friend at a Halloween party?: LOSTONE'SGHOUL - Lost One's Cool - the "nameless Ghouls" are the members of the Swedish rock band Ghost, behind "Papa Emeritus V". Now for a song about that vampire from Transylvania . . . not the Muppet, the other one
Nosferatu, off "Spectres", from Blue Γyster Cult
59. "My Halloween monster costume is so disappointing!"?: IDON'TSCARE - "I. Don't. Care."
"We're Ready to Believe You"
Buuuuuut Waaaaaait There's Mooooooan~!
ACROSS:
1. Oodles: ALOT - A Twurd to start us off
5. Mattress material: FOAM - I do the Downs first, had perps
9. Tablet downloads: APPs
13. Kidney-related: RENAL - my dad had a kidney transplant, so I heard this word ALOT growing up
15. Red inside, maybe: RARE
16. Victory lap speed: TROT
19. Depend (on): RELY
20. Sugar suffix: OSE - fructose, sucralose ( OK, that's fake sugar ), etc.
21. Shoreline shaper: TIDE - The King Tide is the threat to the west coast
22. Yaz's team from 1961 to 1983: BOSOX - abbr for abbr - Carl Yastrzemski, played for the Boston Red Sox - not a baseball fan, but I knew this name, #1
27. Athletic honor: ESPY - The award given out by ESPN, the sports network; I see our favorite crossword WNBA player made the list . . .
28. Horn of Africa nation: ERITREA - Geo name #2
31. Omnia vincit __: AMOR - Latin, "love conquers all"
34. "Right on!": "AMEN~!"
These Halloween tights are right on
35. Dragon boat steerer: OAR - Chinese "ship", but when I punched "Dragon Boat" into Google, I get more Chinese restaurants than rowers; more here
11. See 24-Down: POLO - AND - 24. With 11-Down, "The Fosters" actress: TERI name #s 6 & 7
12. River that made Achilles (mostly) invincible: STYX - dipped all but his "heel", hence the "weak" term
14. Plastered strips: LATHS - Meh in the plural
18. Fraidy-cat: WIMP - fitting clue/answer
22. Sound of spring?: <<BOING>> - Har-har
25. Lovato with the 2025 album "It's Not That Deep": DEMI - name #8; her website
26. City near Anaheim: BREA - west coast, again - I get it - it's the LA Times . . . πGeo name #9
29. Smooth sailing: EASE - Dah~! I tried CALM
30. Newspaper section: ARTS - not op-ed
31. Checkbook no.: ACCT
32. Home of Kahului Airport: MAUI - sounded Hawaiian, tried OAHU to start - Geo name #10
33. Tex-Mex brand: OLDELPASO - I usually buy their flat-bottom taco shells
34. Echidna snack: ANT - learning moment; did not think of Echidna as an animal, but a place . . . turns out it's another Greek mythology figure, and the mother of Cerberus, for one
37. "F" on a test: FALSE - Five letters, therefore, not "FAIL"
38. Notice in passing?: OBITuary - Standard crossword humor
39. Credit report blot: REPO - A repossession, typically of a vehicle - I own my two cars
40. Leftovers dish: HASH - I toyed with STEW but waited on perps
45. "The Favourite" Oscar winner Olivia: COLMAN - looks like it might be a funny movie; name #11
46. Seed: KERNEL - corn - candy corn
47. Skeptical reply: "ISIT~?"
48. Showing shock: AGASP - Dah~! Not AGAPE
The Scream
50. With 51-Down, 2019 and 2021 Australian Open winner: NAOMI - AND -
51. See 50-Down: OSAKA - tennis, a Corner shout-out, and name #12
52. General Assembly fig.: UNREP - United Nations representative - the list, here
54. __ mater: ALMA
55. Bellyache: MOAN - Bark at the Moan . . .
OZZY~!!!
59. Travel stop: INN - How about a stop at "The Stanley Hotel"~? it's the one from The Shining
60. Generic surname: DOE - lucky #13, didn't hafta be one . . .
61. Horologist's piece: COG - I was thinking astrology, but this is a watchmaker
83A. Motto of a therapist who uses origami to teach anger management?: PAPER PLACATES. Paper plates.
98A. Morning-after-the-wedding stories?: UNION RECAPS. Union reps
104A. Useful tool in making some Thanksgiving pies?: PECAN KNIFE. Penknife.
35D. One with next-level skills in being thoughtful and compassionate?:CARING MASTER. Ringmaster.
40D. The dog days of summer?: CANINE MONTHS. Nine months.
Our first Patti Sunday puzzle in a few years. For those who don't know, long before Patti became the LAT crossword editor, she edited both the Uptown Puzzle Club and Crossword Club puzzles for many years. Those were all 21x21 puzzles.
I like how CA is inserted at different points in the phrases, sometimes at the beginning of a word, sometimes in the middle. The base phrases are all solid and familiar, which is essential for this type of letter-addition theme. Patti prefers constructors to keep the number of three-letter entries in the 20s or fewer. This grid has only 20.
Across:
1. Come & Get It! pet food brand: ALPO.
5. "Scrubs" role for Judy Reyes: CARLA. She was the head nurse.
68. Melodic passage: ARIOSO. A vocal style somewhere between recitative and aria.
70. Pulitzer-winning rapper Kendrick: LAMAR.
72. Brink: VERGE.
73. Wise words: ADAGE.
75. Leader of the Holy See: POPE.
76. Attic pests: MICE.
77. Strong urge: DESIRE.
79. Big name in classic travel guides: BAEDEKER. Learning moment for me. Karl Baedeker was a German publisher whose detailed travel guides became so influential that his surname became synonymous with guidebooks.
80. Disorderly place: RAT'S NEST.
83. Primp: PREEN.
84. Island feast: LUAU.
85. Springsteen's __ Band: E STREET.
88. Clobber: THRASH.
91. "Guardians of the Galaxy" voice role for Bradley Cooper: ROCKET. Rocket Raccoon.
93. Overly inquisitive sort: PRIER.
94. Prefix with structure: INFRA.
95. Slyly cutting: SNIDE.
97. Hathaway of "The Odyssey": ANNE.
99. Just chilling: IDLE.
100. All-father of Norse myth: ODIN.
101. Roddick who was the last American man to win the US Open: ANDY. That was 2003. Holy cow!
LA Times editor Patti Varol is back again on Friday - this is her fourth that I have blogged in 2026. Another tack-on theme, with two of the fills grid-spanners, this time adding '-TON' to some common things / phrases, resulting in some punniness, and a 'defining' reveal. I breezed through today, just one sticky square, and I was on this Patti puzzle wavelength with most of the proper names being in my wheelhouse. Standard grid, no outlier squares, no circles, thirteen 3LWs, and ten names. The themers & reveal;
24. Lazy way to soothe hurt feelings?: NOOFFENSEBUT...TON
43. Take tiny crustaceans out for a stroll?: WALKTHEPLANKTON
49. Getting heavier, or an apt title for this puzzle: GAININGWEIGHT - in this case, the answers gain a "TON", or about 2000lbs - I, on the other hand, am losing weight. I did a weigh-in with my trainer last Thursday - the same 190lbs, but down to 26.5% body fat, originally at 43% - Yikes~! I keep pushing him to feature me in the Big Sky gym "spotlight" email, but everytime I ask, he tells me "when you get to X" - this time, I have to be down to 24% body fat . . . the carrot at the end of the stick . . . π
Button Waiton, There'ston Moreton~!
ACROSS:
1. Band: STRAP
Ankle strap shoes
6. Primer lesson: ABCs
10. Printer refills: INKS
14. ProvenΓ§al sauce: AIOLI - I do the Downs first, so this corner self-filled in the Across
15. Bread from a tandoor: NAAN - common crossword crust
16. Many a techie or Trekkie: GEEK - Dah~! Not NERD
17. Fruit with a thick rind: MELON
18. Thing that has away with words?: DELETEKEY - I had "I gOt it" crossing, but once that changed, I saw the clever misdirection with 'away', and not "a way" in the clue
22. Raft: SEA - the "other" noun definition, #3 - a large collection or number
23. Fish that's a symbol of Children's Day in Japan: KOI
33. "Wow, nice!": "OHCOOL~!" - Twurd(ish)
34. Approach: WAY
35. Rite answer: "IDO." - well, you'd better give the right answer, or . . .
36. Constant critic: HATER
37. Like fresh nail polish: WET
38. Bridget's daughter in the "Bridget Jones" series: MABEL - never saw it, no clue, IMDb; name #1
40. "Big" and "Bang Bang" singer Rita: ORA - Crossword staple, just about every week now, along with Dua Lipa. Name #2
41. "Happy now?": "SEE~?"
42. Old Spanish coin: PESETA
47. Scand. land: NORway - part of ScandINAVIA - Geo name #3
48. Routine: ACT
56. One who's in it for the money: MERCENARY
"I care . . ."
57. Nebraska rail hub: OMAHA - Friday cluing, still geo name #4
59. Fun run distance, for short: ONEK - my gym is hosting a 5K in October, or, you can just walk it
Another construction from the LA Times crossword editor, Patti's last appearance was Monday, June 8th. I blogged her lastFriday puzzle on April 27th, when she changed "W" to "V". Today she simply drops the letter "B" from common phrases - therefore, minus the "B" - to give us an alternative and perhaps funny new phrase - with no Stray "B"s in the crossword, either~! Standard grid today, no 'outlier' letters, nine names, Twenty-Four 3LWs, and no Twurds. The themers and the reveal;
18. Be time-consuming?: EATTHECLOCK - 'Beat The Clock' was (is) a TV Game Show
29. Instruction from a lazy track coach?: RACEYOURSELVES - Brace Yourselves~!
My first thought of lazy and races . . .
47. "42nd Street," e.g.?: ROADWAYMUSICAL - Broadway Musical - I get it, -ut a -it redundant
60. Create a state of anarchy?: ENDTHERULES - Bend the Rules~? I think they're -roken now
69. So-so grade, or an apt title for this puzzle: BMINUS - Sometimes, when I am improvising on the guitar, I drift into the key of "B minus"
-ut Wait There's More~!
ACROSS:
1. Thurman of "Red, White & Royal Blue": UMA - name #1, crossword staple
4. Most unexpected: ODDEST
10. Axe handle: HAFT - my INCITE at 11D. gave me HILT
14. Bath rug: MAT - not a name . . .
15. Subtlety: NUANCE
16. Important stretches: ERAS - yet another way to clue this #1 crossword fill
17. Go where one shouldn't: PRY
20. AirDrop tablet: iPAD
22. Female pig: SOW
23. __ cuisine: HAUTE
24. Drummer in the Electric Mayhem: ANIMAL - Muppets musical interlude #1
26. "Lessons in Chemistry" actress __ Naomi King: AJA - no clue, the IMD_, see also 64D., name #2
28. TV writers __ and Marty Krofft: SID - name #3, which I recalled from my childhood
The Land of the Lost - Saturday morning awesomeness,
with Sleestak and Cha-Ka
33. Russian news acronym until 2014: ITAR - I knew this, likely from doing crosswords; name(ish)
34. Minute: WEE - my-NOOT, not MIN-uht
35. Pseudonym letters: A.K.A. - Also Known As, Thursday dupe
36. Lunch spot: DELI
37. "A Complete Unknown" subject: DYLAN - and "a complete unknown" to me; -ob Dylan was -efore my time; didn't get my "ta-DA~!", knew I made my mistake here, -ut it took two MIN-uhts to scan the puzzle -efore the V-8 can came sailing at me, and the "Y" finally dawned on me. The Wiki, and name #4
39. Video file format: MPEG
43. Corp. leader: CEO - C-suite
45. Feel icky: AIL
46. Washed-out: PALE - not the -LUE DOT from last Friday