Wednesday, Jul 2nd, 2025 ~ John Kugelman

 YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

This is John Kugelman's debut puzzle for the LA Times, but HE ( I checked, just to be sure this time ) has had several published in other places - from what I can see, he has constructed mostly Sunday grids - today's puzzle is 15 x 16, with mirror symmetry; somewhat Saturday in nature, and all we are missing is the "Z" for a pangram~!  No circles, a fair number of names, 30 TLWs, and a geometrical theme of  'boxy' morsels for the three meals of the day - breakfast, lunch and dinner, in order.  Well done~!  The three polygonal treats and the reveal;

19. Breakfast: cereal: RICE CHEX

31. Lunch: fast-food sandwich: WENDY'S BURGER

52. Dinner: seafood pasta: LOBSTER RAVIOLI

Mmm-Mmm good~!

My plates are square, too - but don't rotate in the microwave :7((

63. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, or what 19-, 31-, and 52-Across literally are:
        THREE SQUARE MEALS

Now that's my idea of a "Square Meal", but my trainer keeps telling me

I have to stop hanging with the baron - the Red Baron, that is

And Away We Go~!

ACROSS:

1. Makeshift instrument: JUG - I had "JIG" to start, thinking of a woodworking instument - and they're usually makeshift

4. Chess champion Garry: KASPAROV - name #1 - I do the DOWN clues first, so half of this was already filled in

12. First down yardage amount: TEN - we're in July - just two months to football season~!

15. "Float like a butterfly" boxer: ALI - name #2, but a crossword staple

16. Forget to set the oven timer, maybe: OVERBAKE - surprised to find out this is a unique fill

17. Wrath: IRE

18. "Headbangers Ball" airer: MTV - I want my MTV~! This was about the only segment I could watch

Most of the intro clips were S.O.D. songs - I'd link "What's That Noise" - but NSFW

20. Gaping opening: MAW - ooops - I put in GAP, but those three letters start the clue

21. Made, as beer: BREWED

23. Reader's __: DIGEST

25. Malia's sister: SASHA - name(s) #3 - the Obama kids

26. "A Fine Romance" composer Jerome: KERN - name #4 - I have heard of this guy, despite never seeing/hearing anything from him - but I now know he wrote some classic musical pieces 

30. "No __": "Perfect!": NOTES - this is new for me; any review or evaluation with "no notes" is a good thing - e.g., a script

Autumn At Apple Hill - The Hallmark Channel

34. Gravitate (toward): LEAN

36. Camry competitor: ALTIMA - Japanese automakers Toyota and Nissan

I am partial to Toyota - I drive a Prius "C" 2, and I would definitely get THIS

37. Seemingly never-ending story: SAGA - I love Star Wars, but even I am getting overwhelmed with the amount of "universe" that is presented to us

40. Poison __: IVY - either this or OAK - I guessed correctly

41. Letter between pi and sigma: RHO

42. Cyclops feature: EYE

44. Sacred oath: VOW

45. Curriculum __: VITAE - Latin for 'course of life', it's a detailed resume, essentially

47. Backside: REAR

50. First-year cadet: PLEBE

55. "That's my experience too": "I CAN RELATE."

56. Like windshields on winter mornings: ICED UP - God bless the fact that I can NOT relate to this - my Prius and Dodge Grand Caravan ( I call them Pixie and Daphne ) are both parked in my garage; they no longer "ICE UP", and in the winter, get COLDER as I drive to work~!  I had one of the guys at the pipe organ place suggest leaving the van out for a bigger workshop - I never had a garage growing up, so I am using it for its intended purpose.

59. Like 1% milk: LOW-FAT

68. Org. chasing Jason Bourne: CIA - I have seen the movies, and I think they have the best edited fight scenes of any movie out there - this one from the Bourne Supremacy; I need to read the books now

WARNING~! - Some violence

69. Opening stage: ROUND ONE

70. Letters on Megan Rapinoe's jersey: USA - name(ish) - I had  _ S A, so . . . .

71. Contains: HAS

72. Heard things?: NOISES

73. Neither partner: NOR - or SWEdish partner~?

DOWN:

1. Places for mezuzahs: JAMBS - I learned this from working on a movie set back in 1997; I was tasked with making one that would crumble, indicating a "bad sign" to our Rabbi; a girl named Susan May came up with one she "OVER BAKED", the director loved it, and used hers instead; I was very jealous . . . .

The meaning/use of a mezuzah

2. Extreme: ULTRA

3. Steps aside for: GIVES WAY TO - $2 fill, but not a unique one

4. The "K" of K-drama: KOREAN - Figured it was the same as "K-POP"

5. Eager: AVID

6. "Wait just a __": "SEC~!"

7. Beginning of history?: PRE - PREhistory

8. Kimmel's network: ABC - Dah~!  I thought he was N - b - c

9. Rally cry: RAH~!

10. Approved: OKed

11. Like some brain teasers: VEXING - also a unique fill; huh.

12. Leap years?: TIME TRAVEL - yes, very clever

13. Rub out: ERASE

14. Stream skitterers: NEWTS - I tried ROCKS, as in skipping

22. Line on an invite: WHEN - my brother's wedding is when~?  The Saturday after next

24. "Who __ there?": GOES - "It is I, Arthur..."

"No, they'd have to have it on a line..."

26. Son of Han Solo and Princess Leia: KYLO REN - name #5, from the Star Wars sequels

27. Approximate fig.: ESTimate

28. Hitter's stat: RBI

29. Digit: NUMERAL - Ah.  I could not get NUMBER to fit

32. "Well, lah-di-__!": DAH~! - not the same as my "Dah~!" of poorly chosen fill . . . .

33. Cartilaginous fish that may have a whiplike tail: RAY - Dah~!  Not EEL

34. Tyler of "The Leftovers": LIV - name #6 - I figured it was HER, but waited on crossings

35. Really bad: EVIL

38. Mongolian desert: GOBI - name(ish)

39. Wonderment: AWE

41. One running toward disaster, presumably: RESCUER

43. Embodiment: EPITOME - the embodiment of beauty, IMHO

It's EPIc TO ME~!

46. Put up with: ABIDE

48. Goof up: ERR

49. "__ you sure?": "ARE~?"

51. Lerner's partner on Broadway: LOEWE - name(s) #7 - more here

53. Tests, as a microphone: TAPS ON - not CHECKS

54. "La Bamba" singer Ritchie: VALENS - name #8, but this one I knew

56. Hydrocortisone cream target: ITCH - oh, right, that's not for an ACHE

57. Kombucha seeds: CHIA - filled via perps

58. Presidential spans: ERAS

60. Half-man, half-goat: FAUN - I wanted Satyr, but this works too - the Wiki

61. "Plus ... ": ALSO...

62. Russian monarch: TSAR

64. Status __: QUO

65. Oxford, e.g., to locals: UNIversity - British, as opposed to American "college"

66. Podcast interrupters: ADS

67. Tobiko or masago: ROE - again, filled via perps; sort of Saturday cluing, IMO

Splynter

Tuesday, July 1, 2025 Robin Stears

A Riot a Minute:  The first word of each theme answer, including the unifier, is a description of a type laughter.  Several of these terms seemed a bit antiquated to me.

17-Across. Canned responses featured on many classic sitcoms: LAUGH TRACKS.

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28-Across. Alcohol, in 1920s speakeasy slang: GIGGLE WATER.  I was not familiar with this term.  It even predates my parents.

46-Across. Egg, in diner slang: CACKLEBERRY.  I was not familiar with this term, either.  Apparently, Cackleberry is a slang term for a hen's egg because it is a combination of the word "cackle" (the sound a hen makes), and "berry", which is roughly the shape of an egg.

And the unifier:

59-Across. Bozo, and a feature of 17-, 28-, and 46-Across: CHUCKLEHEAD.  Also known as a blockhead.

Any other laughs?

Across:

1. Curved segments: ARCS.

5. Happy shout: HOORAH!

11. Scoreboard figs.: PTS.  As in Points.

14. Actress Petty: LORI.  Lori Petty (b. October. 14, 1963) was in many films in the 1990s.

Then and now.

15. Saint of Ávila: TERESA.

16. Nev. neighbor: ARI.  Arizona is the neighbor of Nevada.  The Hoover dam is on the border of these two states.  Hi, Lucina!

19. Bled, as dyed fabric: RAN.

20. Fix a sloppy cartographer's work: REMAP.

21. Generic painkiller: ASPIRIN.  The active ingredient of aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid.  It is derived from willow bark and has been known to relieve pain for over 3,500 years.  Aspirin, that we purchase from the drug store was developed in the late 1890s by chemist Felix Hoffmann (Jan. 21, 1868 ~ Feb. 8, 1946) at Bayer.  Aspirin taken in large quantities, however, can cause gastric bleeding.

23. Fictional lion whose name is Turkish for "lion": ASLAN.  Aslan is a major character in The Chronicles of Narnia, by C. S. Lewis (né Clive Staples Lewis; Nov. 29, 1898 ~ Nov. 22, 1963).

24. Course for intl. students: ESL.  As in English as a Second Language.  This has become a crossword staple.

26. Shape of a tornado: CONE.

27. Cowboys, on scoreboards: DAL.  Think football and the Dallas Cowboys.

32. Attempt: STAB.

34. "__ too shabby!": NOT.

35. Rather thick: DENSE.

36. Share a border with: ABUT.

38. Needs one more candle on one's cake: AGES.

39. Jackrabbits, e.g.: HARES.  Jackrabbits are hares, but are not rabbits.

41. Peach or coral: HUE.

42. Milky gemstone: OPAL.  Everything you ever wanted to know about opals.

49. Quaint "Hurry up!": HIE.

50. Rich person's suffix: -AIRE.  Hand up if you are a Billionaire.

51. Stat that may increase with a homer: ERA.  As in Earned Run Average.

52. Love, in Torino: AMORE.  Today's Italian lesson.

54. Before daybreak: PRE-DAWN.

57. Striped African antelope: ELAND.

58. Touchdown hr.: ETA.  Not football, but flying in a plane.  Estimated Time of Arrival.

63. Oil field structure: RIG.

64. Force: COMPEL.

65. Buy in, in poker: ANTE.  //  And 66-Across. Call, in poker: SEE.  //  And 1-Down.  Winner takes __: ALL.

67. __ rasa: blank slate: TABULA.  Today's Latin lesson.

68. "Stay" singer Lisa: LOEB.  Stay is career-making song Lisa Anne Loeb (b. Mar. 11, 1968).  The song was from the movie Reality Bites, and was the first number-one single on the Billboard Hot 100 for an artist without a recording contract.

Down:

2. Greets like a tiger: ROARS AT.

3. Villain de Vil of "101 Dalmatians": CRUELLA.

4. Greek letter on the AutoSum button in Excel: SIGMA.

5. URL intro: HTTP.  We had this recently.  HTTP stands for Hypertext Transfer Protocol.

6. Poetic "above": O'ER.

7. Pop star Rita: ORA.  Rita Sahatçiu Ora makes frequent guest appearances in the puzzle.  She is a British singer, actress, television personality, and fashion icon.  She was born in Kosovo in 1990.

8. Think back to: RECALL.  Do you have total recall?

9. Gives a proper "Jeopardy!" response: ASKS.

10. Locking device: HASP.

11. Colorful, chatty birds: PARROTS.

12. Company noob: TRAINEE.

13. One seeking redemption: SINNER.

18. Put up, as art: HANG.

22. "Just watch me!": I CAN SO!

23. Some Super Bowl highlights: ADs.

24. Awards "quadruple crown": EGOT.  The EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony) Awards is often seen in the puzzles. 

25. PD rank: SGT.  As in Sergeant in the Police Department.

29. Occupied: IN USE.

30. Groundskeeper's tool: EDGER.

31. Tiny: WEE.

33. Spoke in a husky voice?: BARKED.

37. "The Fresh Prince of __-Air": BEL.  A Will Smith sit-com that ran in the 1990s.

38. Subtle glow: AURA.

39. Scrunchie, for one: HAIR TIE.

40. Farm measure: ACREAGE.

41. Feminine pronoun: HER.

43. Bus. card info: PHONE NO.

44. Broadcast time: AIR DATE.

45. Gymnast Suni: LEE.  Suni Lee (née Sunisa Phabsomphou Lee; b. Mar. 9, 2003) is an American artistic gymnast.  In the 2020 and 2024 Olympics, she was the all-around gold medalist and won the bronze medal on the uneven bars bronze medalist.

46. Tangy buds in chicken piccata: CAPERS.  Everything you ever wanted to know about capers.

47. Deaden: BE NUMB.

48. Ivy university featured on "Gilmore Girls": YALE.  I never watched Gilmore Girls, but Yale was an obvious fit.

53. Taj __: Indian tourist site: MAHAL.

55. Bank holding: Abbr.: ACCT.  As in Account.

56. "OMG!" kin: WHOA.  Really?

57. Purnell of "Yellowjackets": ELLA.  Ella Summer Reed Purnell (b. September 17, 1996) is a British actress who began her career as a child model.

60. PC core: CPU.  As in Central Processing Unit.

61. Kenan's former comedy partner: KEL.  Kenan and Kel was a sit-com from the late 1990s that starred Kenan Thompson (b. May 10, 1978) and Kel Mitchell (né Kel Johari Rice Mitchell; b. Aug. 25, 1978).  Kenan later went on to star on Saturday Night Live.

62. "Smitten Kitchen Every Day" cookbook writer Perelman: DEB.  I am not familiar with Smitten Kitchen Every Day.  Apparently, the Smitten Kitchen began as a cooking blog.

Here's the Grid:

חתולה

White Rabbit on this First Day of July.