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22A. With 24-Across, infomercial appeal : BUT WAIT
24A. See 22-Across : THERE'S MORE
38A. With 49-Across, infomercial appeal : OUR OPERATORS ARE
49A. See 38-Across : STANDING BY
54A. Infomercial appeal : CALL NOW
Not quite sure how I feel about this theme. Are you buying it?
Hi, gang, it's JazzBumpa reporting from the frozen wasteland of South-East Michigan, on a day when nothing has gone quite according to plan. I pulled the puzzle from Cruciverb, saw that it was one of John Lampkin's and thought - this is going to be good. And it was. Too bad I was a day late. We spent the day in Toledo, and I got home in time to blog, with about an hour to spare. Then worked THE WRONG PUZZLE. Ah, well. We've seen the theme, now let's find out if THERE'S MORE to this puzzle.
Hi, gang, it's JazzBumpa reporting from the frozen wasteland of South-East Michigan, on a day when nothing has gone quite according to plan. I pulled the puzzle from Cruciverb, saw that it was one of John Lampkin's and thought - this is going to be good. And it was. Too bad I was a day late. We spent the day in Toledo, and I got home in time to blog, with about an hour to spare. Then worked THE WRONG PUZZLE. Ah, well. We've seen the theme, now let's find out if THERE'S MORE to this puzzle.
Across:
1. Utopian : IDEAL Utopia is the perfect place; an ideal is a concept of perfection. Sir Thomas More captured his ideal of the perfect place, in all its social, political and moral aspects in his book, UTOPIA, published in 1516.
6. Home censorship aid : V-CHIP A device in your TV to keep your kids from watching South Park, or your husband from watching the Playboy Channel.
11. Journalist's last question? : HOW Along with "What?", "Where?", "When? " and "Why?" HOW do I know this?
14. "Au contraire!" : NOT SO. French for "To the contrary."
15. "You think I'm to blame?" : WHO, ME? NOT SO!
16. "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize" boaster : ALI. The erstwhile Casius Clay -- I knew he floated like a butterfly.
17. Spanish silver : PLATA. The Spanish word for Silver. Also, el caballo del Llanero Solitario.
18. "The Lion King" king : SIMBA. From the Disney movie. SIMBA is the Swahili word for LION (and that's the truth!)
19. Londoner's last letter : ZED. Here in the U.S. we call a spade a spade, and a Z a Z. Over there, they call a Z a zed. I don't know why. Kazie?
20. Raising : UPPING. In the sense of "increasing." For example, one does not "UP" one's children.
27. St. Louis landmark : ARCH. Interesting ARCHitecture.
28. Likely loser in war : DEUCE. War, the card game; DEUCE, the lowest card. The famous quote from General U.S. Grant was, "I know what war is. Hell - any kid can play that silly game!"
29. Like stale jokes : OLD. Or, like misquotes of dead generals. (I saw that in MAD Magazine about 50 years ago.)
30. Riches' opposite : RAGS. Opposite ends of the economic spectrum.
34. Struggle : VIE. Now, that's more war-like it.
35. "The change is yours" : KEEP IT.
41. Conditional promise : IF I CAN.
42. Yves or Yvette, e.g. : NOM. French names indicate the French word for "name."
43. Some votes : AYES. The opposites are NAYS. Or, if you're just horsing around, "neighs."
44. Clearasil target : ZIT. AKA ACNE -- We don't need an image.
45. "__ the G String": Bach work : AIR ON The theme song for those who line-dry their lingerie. I always try to err on the side of G strings. When asked what he thought of Earth girls, Valentine Michael Smith answered, "Gee!"
47. Chichén __: Mayan ruins : ITZA. We need an image. The first time I saw this, I misread it as CHICKEN ITZA, and thought it was competition for the Colonel.
56. Verdi opera with a Shakespearean plot : OTELLO. From Shakespear's OTHELLO. We want Moor!
57. "Yes, Yvette" : OUI. Alliteration often signals a foreign language answer. I always want to pronounce this "OOWIE." Yes, I do.
58. Nook download : E-BOOK. Th Nook is a device for reading books in electronic format. You can read a Nook in a nook, or by the brook; or a Kindle by candle light.
61. Inflict, as havoc : WREAK. These words are pair-bonded for life. Nobody ever WREAKS anything besides HAVOC, and HAVOC is never inflicted in any other way.
62. Las Vegas-to-Salt Lake City dir. : NNE. Which way to Tahoe? The voice on my GPS is Samantha
63. Sparkle : VERVE. Synonyms for twinkle and GLEAM. Well, sparkle is, anyway. Here, they indicate liveliness.
64. "Do ___ to eat a peach?": Eliot : I DARE. Line 122 of The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.
Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
65. MI and LA : STS. Abrv n cl & ans. Sts. of the U. S.
66. Alan of "Little Miss Sunshine" : ARKIN. Miss Sunshine in the 2006 movie is Abigail Breslin. Cute kid. I didn't see it.
67. "So Much in Love" singers, with "The" : TYMES. The time was 1963. I remember the song, and the 60's, alas.
Down:
1. Feedback : INPUT. The more I ponder this answer, the more correct is seems to be.
2. Actor Lundgren of "Rocky IV" : DOLPH. I'm assuming he was the bad guy, lack of black hat not withstanding.
3. Troops encampment : ETAPE. I've seen this before, but never remember it. Here is some detail, from dictionary.net, "Supplies issued to troops on the march; hence (Mil.), the place where troops on the march halt over night; also, by extension, the distance marched during a day."
4. Buzzing with activity : ASTIR. The set was ASTIR with Rogers and Astair.
5. Advanced : LOANED. My dad advanced me some money. Then, when I got a job, I retreated it to him.
6. Rd. Rabbits : VWS. Mr. abbrv. The VW Rabbit was produced from 1975 through 1984, when it was replaced by the Golf.
7. X, to Greeks : CHI. It's all Greek to me. Please pass the triglyceride esters of OLEIC acid.
8. "Mean" señor : HOMBRE. In B westerns, we get the cliche, "Mean hombre." But "HOMBRE" simply means man.
9. Permeate : IMBUE
10. Gardening moss : PEAT
11. Incentive for dangerous work : HAZARD PAY. My Brother-in-law, a chaplain in the army reserve, will be off to a combat zone in a few weeks - but he doesn't know where.
12. Acid used in soap : OLEIC. It is a fat-derived acid named for the olive, and its triglyceride esters make up the majority of olive oil. Salts of fatty acids are called soaps, and OLEIC acid salts "will add conditioning properties and moisturizing properties to your soap. It will not produce a very good lather though. Some say that oleic acid is what gives your bar that slippery feel."
13. Volume component : WIDTH. Along with length and height. Do the math.
21. International finance coalition : G-SEVEN. This is a formal meeting of the finance ministers of the seven major industrialized countries, that started the year after the VW RABBIT (which I'm sure is only a coincidence) when Canada joined the Group of Six.
23. Polish Solidarity leader : WALESA. Lech WALESA started as an electrician in the Lenin shipyards, became a labor activist, got fired and arrested several times. Eventually, he overcame all of this and was elected President of Poland in 1990. After that, his popularity began to wane. He left Solidarity in 2006 over policy differences. He won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1983.
25. Sierra Club founder : MUIR. John MUIR (1838-1914) was America's most famous and influential naturalist and conservationist.
26. South Pacific island region : OCEANIA. Haven't we always been at war with OCEANIA?
29. "__ the ramparts ..." : O'ER. Is this the line that caused so much trouble at the Super Bowl? If you watch it on your computer, is it gallantly streaming?
30. Lyon king : ROI. King of France (where Lyon is a city,) a nifty pun, and a bilingual clecho. How 'bout dat!
31. "__ Wiedersehen" : AUF. Buh-bye in German. Actual, closer to "Till we meet again."
32. University of Montana athletes : GRIZZLIES. Don't mess with them mammas.
33. Gregarious : SOCIAL. In the SOCIAL butterfly sense.
35. __ dragon: largest living lizard : KOMODO. It was once believed that this lizard's nasty bite sickened its prey with multiple strains of toxic bacteria. Now, we know it's venom.
36. Wrath : IRE. As in "day of wrath."
37. French possessive : TES. Having now learned this fact, I am sure to forget it almost immediately.
39. Back stroke? : PAT. Nice clue. A pat on the back is recognition for a job well done.
40. Conflicted : TORN
45. On the job : AT WORK. Where you might get a pat on the back.
46. Knucklehead : NITWIT. One who gets no back strokes.
47. Desktop images : ICONS
48. Needle : TAUNT. Here, "needle" is a verb.
49. Neither stewed nor pickled? : SOBER. Another nice misdirection. Stewed and pickled are two of the 11,742,289 synonyms for intoxicated.
50. Hardly cool : NERDY
51. Twinkle : GLEAM. He had a twinkle in his eye until that awful tooth brushing accident. Then he had GLEAM in his eye.
52. Trumpet sound : BLARE. That's for sure. I sit in front of them and wear ear plugs.
53. Joins, as oxen : YOKES
55. Lake Tahoe's aptly named Cal __ Casino : NEVA. The casino is on Crystal Bay at the north end of the lake, which straddles the California-Nevada border.
59. Egg: Pref. : OVI As in OVIform, meaning egg-shaped.
Well, there it is. What do you think? MHO -- Fun puzzle, fun to blog, many good clues, and quite a bit of new information for this old trombonist.
Cheers!
JzB